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Tragic day for the Cold Miser family.


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I suppose the most disturbing incident came the other night. I walked into the bathroom, and he was sitting on the toilet, clutching a winter storms book, rocking back and forth, and speaking quietly but quickly in what almost seemed another language. After hearing a few repetitions I determined that he was saying, “If Will throws in the towel, it’s over.”

This made me guffaw.... my wife gave me strange looks

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I hope Miser is ressurected soon

The great wizard of winter did tell me this was possible with a resurrection doll comprised of the following items:

Clothing

- Mr. Misers favorite winter outer wear.

Stuffing

- Hot dog meat

- Winter road sand/ salt

- Shredded pieces of a weather maps any major historic northeast snowstorm.

The doll must be penetrated through its bald head with an ice coated 10 penny nail (a homemade icicle so to speak)

The resurrection ceremony must take place within 12 hours of a major snow event, and in the presence of 3 knowledgeable members of the weather community. The 3 members must have a love for snow. Those of the warmista mindset will only make the resurrection task more difficult.

~Mrs. Miser

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