February Banter 2026

[mappy]

1 hour ago, stormtracker said:

Got around to creating these:

Requirements for Main Long Range Threads:

• Submit a copy of last two pay stubs verifying north of 150,000/year salary
• Submit a copy of your junk science degree from your Shit-ass college
• Deed or lease from parent's basement.  Immediate family and friends who'd qualify for "your mom" jokes are acceptable.
• Attach PM calling someone a coward, yella belly or use of such words as forthwith or toot suite.  
• Pictures of all the girls/guys you've bagged without even trying man.  

Final requirement is in person interview where you should be able to recite this from memory to the tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy from Revolutionary war hero Franklin D'Angelo Roosevelt:

Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Sending Angry Pee-eems

Stuck a feather in his cap and thought that we won't see-emm.

Yankee doodle keep it up,  Yankee Doodle Dandy

Mind the music and the step, and watch that coward Randy

<Bridge>

Yankee Doodle drove to town, at Capecod he was pissed

Earning him a top notch spot on many ignore listsss

Yankee Doodle., 

 

 Nevermind, ran out of steam here.

 

 

Or first verse of WAP will do.

 

 

 

 

Dude lololol 

[diatae]

1 hour ago, stormtracker said:

Got around to creating these:

Requirements for Main Long Range Threads:

• Submit a copy of last two pay stubs verifying north of 150,000/year salary
• Submit a copy of your junk science degree from your Shit-ass college
• Deed or lease from parent's basement.  Immediate family and friends who'd qualify for "your mom" jokes are acceptable.
• Attach PM calling someone a coward, yella belly or use of such words as forthwith or toot suite.  
• Pictures of all the girls/guys you've bagged without even trying man.  

Final requirement is in person interview where you should be able to recite this from memory to the tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy from Revolutionary war hero Franklin D'Angelo Roosevelt:

Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Sending Angry Pee-eems

Stuck a feather in his cap and thought that we won't see-emm.

Yankee doodle keep it up,  Yankee Doodle Dandy

Mind the music and the step, and watch that coward Randy

<Bridge>

Yankee Doodle drove to town, at Capecod he was pissed

Earning him a top notch spot on many ignore listsss

Yankee Doodle., 

 

 Nevermind, ran out of steam here.

 

 

Or first verse of WAP will do.

 

 

 

 

My hitta my hitta. Happy BHM. *wheezing*

[stormtracker]

1 minute ago, diatae said:

My hitta my hitta. Happy BHM. *wheezing*

Happy BHM

[Ji]

6 hours ago, 87storms said:

We need a snowstorm worse than the Wizards need to hit a home run in the next draft.

no we dont. the wizards need to lose the rest of their games. Cant afford to win 1

[Scarlet Pimpernel]

[JakkelWx]

wienermobile coming to delaware this weekend

[stormtracker]

5 minutes ago, JakkelWx said:

wienermobile coming to delaware this weekend

Tracks

[snowfan]

2 hours ago, stormtracker said:

Got around to creating these:

Requirements for Main Long Range Threads:

• Submit a copy of last two pay stubs verifying north of 150,000/year salary
• Submit a copy of your junk science degree from your Shit-ass college
• Deed or lease from parent's basement.  Immediate family and friends who'd qualify for "your mom" jokes are acceptable.
• Attach PM calling someone a coward, yella belly or use of such words as forthwith or toot suite.  
• Pictures of all the girls/guys you've bagged without even trying man.  

Final requirement is in person interview where you should be able to recite this from memory to the tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy from Revolutionary war hero Franklin D'Angelo Roosevelt:

Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Sending Angry Pee-eems

Stuck a feather in his cap and thought that we won't see-emm.

Yankee doodle keep it up,  Yankee Doodle Dandy

Mind the music and the step, and watch that coward Randy

<Bridge>

Yankee Doodle drove to town, at Capecod he was pissed

Earning him a top notch spot on many ignore listsss

Yankee Doodle., 

 

 Nevermind, ran out of steam here.

 

 

Or first verse of WAP will do.

 

 

 

 

You forgot a completed SF-86. Fully vet everyone. 

[wasnow215]

I wonder if some of these guys on the long range discussion on here actually keep track of how many times they're right and wrong two weeks out . It's like every day people flip-flop and I'm not talking about them top 10 posters who know what they're doing I'm talking about others. It's kind of like people who predict football scores and stuff they never come back and say they're wrong lol

[87storms]

1 hour ago, Ji said:

no we dont. the wizards need to lose the rest of their games. Cant afford to win 1

Pretty solid draft, too. That trade would have sucked if they included this year’s pick.

[Jebman]

I know for a FACT that Texas is NEVER gonnabe rid of these pesky Arctic Fronts until about late June 2026.

Everytime we turn around its another strong windshift to the north and more lows in the 20s.

Farmers will be permanently devastated down here. The upper air pattern is STUCK and those godforsaken Siberian cold fronts are all lined up like hypersonic jets in the glide path, all inbound for Buda for at least the next  four months.

This blocking pattern is more or less permanently stuck and my worst nightmare is a stark reality: The amoc is dead.

All my moms beloved plants are stone cold steve austin DEAD.

It's too damn cold. Washington DC is too far north for snow and I am too far south for mild weather at night and frost is killing everything down here!

[ravensrule]

4 hours ago, 87storms said:

Pretty solid draft, too. That trade would have sucked if they included this year’s pick.

They say it’s one of the best in years. If we don’t get a top 8 pick I’m going to lose my shit. 

[ravensrule]

I can’t believe the dumb ass Wizards beat the best team in the Eastern Conference tonight. I hate them. 

[RevWarReenactor]

You all are hilarious. But you just proved my point. The mocking, the gaslighting, the bullying, the gang up, you all think you are BETTER THAN ME. Or more broadly, better than "the weenies". This is most evident at needing a very clean model thread and going ape shit over someone daring to be upset for the entire purpose of the thread itself (lack of snow). This is arrogance for a hobby that has no right to have arrogant people in it. You all aren't doctors discussing brain surgery. 

 At the end of the day, what I said in my PM to CAPE is absolutely true. The end. 

 

[snowfan]

21 minutes ago, RevWarReenactor said:

You all are hilarious. But you just proved my point. The mocking, the gaslighting, the bullying, the gang up, you all think you are BETTER THAN ME. Or more broadly, better than "the weenies". This is most evident at needing a very clean model thread and going ape shit over someone daring to be upset for the entire purpose of the thread itself (lack of snow). This is arrogance for a hobby that has no right to have arrogant people in it. You all aren't doctors discussing brain surgery. 

 At the end of the day, what I said in my PM to CAPE is absolutely true. The end. 

 

I dont even remember everything you wrote in those pm messages but the fact that you brought up salary was hilarious and made you look silly.

[H2O]

1 hour ago, RevWarReenactor said:

You all are hilarious. But you just proved my point. The mocking, the gaslighting, the bullying, the gang up, you all think you are BETTER THAN ME. Or more broadly, better than "the weenies". This is most evident at needing a very clean model thread and going ape shit over someone daring to be upset for the entire purpose of the thread itself (lack of snow). This is arrogance for a hobby that has no right to have arrogant people in it. You all aren't doctors discussing brain surgery. 

 At the end of the day, what I said in my PM to CAPE is absolutely true. The end. 

 

You claimed to be better than people who actually have degrees in meteorology. This is the insanity we have now. People claiming they know more than the experts in those fields. The arrogance is on you. To think you are somehow bestowing your wisdom over all of us is fucking hilarious. That’s like me telling you that you suck at ordering supplies and how you do it is 100% wrong. 
 

Get over yourself Mr 150K

[LeesburgWx]

If you are looking for a case study in mean, median, mode… head over to the long range thread