It's nine degrees in January The AmWx crowd shuffles in There's the Jebman sittin' next to me Tellin' tales about storms he's been in
He says, Dude why must it be a Miller B? I'm not really sure when it snows But it's sad when it's sleet and not measured in feet While the blizzard in New York blows
La, la-la, di-di-da La-la di-di-da da-dum
Bring us some snow, you're the Jebman Bring us some snow tonight Well, we're all in the mood for a KU treat But the ground ain't lookin' too white
Now Bob at the bar is a friend of mine He posts snow depth maps for free
But the climate's warming, and he's now squirming
Cause there's some place the snow'd rather be
He says, Dude, this northern trend is killing me As the snow ran away from his place Well, I'm sure that we could see a real storm If we could go up North to chase
Oh, la, la-la, di-di-da La-la di-di-da da-dum
Now PSU makes posts like a novelist Whose forecast cuts me like a knife And he's talkin' with Randy, who's had too much brandy And getting sick of the strife
And the white rain isn't making the roads slick As the salt trucks continue to brine And the models get worse with every mouse click On the wrong side of the rain/snow line
Bring us some snow, you're the Jebman Bring us some snow tonight Well, we're all in the mood for a KU treat But the ground ain't lookin' too white
It's a another bad storm for a January And the forecast missed by a mile 'Cause its the new base state that's been making us wait To shovel an enormous snow pile
And the storm, it sounds like an epic fail And our winter climate seems kaput As I sit in my car and look at the radar I see PSU will still get a foot
Oh, la, la-la, di-di-da La-la di-di-da da-dum
Bring us some snow, you're the Jebman Bring us some snow tonight Well, we're all in the mood for a KU treat But the ground ain't lookin' too white