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February Banter 2026


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1 hour ago, stormtracker said:

Got around to creating these:

Requirements for Main Long Range Threads:

  • Submit a copy of last two pay stubs verifying north of 150,000/year salary
  • Submit a copy of your junk science degree from your Shit-ass college
  • Deed or lease from parent's basement.  Immediate family and friends who'd qualify for "your mom" jokes are acceptable.
  • Attach PM calling someone a coward, yella belly or use of such words as forthwith or toot suite.  
  • Pictures of all the girls/guys you've bagged without even trying man.  

Final requirement is in person interview where you should be able to recite this from memory to the tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy from Revolutionary war hero Franklin D'Angelo Roosevelt:

Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Sending Angry Pee-eems

Stuck a feather in his cap and thought that we won't see-emm.

Yankee doodle keep it up,  Yankee Doodle Dandy

Mind the music and the step, and watch that coward Randy

<Bridge>

Yankee Doodle drove to town, at Capecod he was pissed

Earning him a top notch spot on many ignore listsss

Yankee Doodle., 

 

 Nevermind, ran out of steam here.

 

 

Or first verse of WAP will do.

 

 

 

 

Dude lololol 

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1 hour ago, stormtracker said:

Got around to creating these:

Requirements for Main Long Range Threads:

  • Submit a copy of last two pay stubs verifying north of 150,000/year salary
  • Submit a copy of your junk science degree from your Shit-ass college
  • Deed or lease from parent's basement.  Immediate family and friends who'd qualify for "your mom" jokes are acceptable.
  • Attach PM calling someone a coward, yella belly or use of such words as forthwith or toot suite.  
  • Pictures of all the girls/guys you've bagged without even trying man.  

Final requirement is in person interview where you should be able to recite this from memory to the tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy from Revolutionary war hero Franklin D'Angelo Roosevelt:

Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Sending Angry Pee-eems

Stuck a feather in his cap and thought that we won't see-emm.

Yankee doodle keep it up,  Yankee Doodle Dandy

Mind the music and the step, and watch that coward Randy

<Bridge>

Yankee Doodle drove to town, at Capecod he was pissed

Earning him a top notch spot on many ignore listsss

Yankee Doodle., 

 

 Nevermind, ran out of steam here.

 

 

Or first verse of WAP will do.

 

 

 

 

My hitta my hitta. Happy BHM. *wheezing*

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6 hours ago, 87storms said:

We need a snowstorm worse than the Wizards need to hit a home run in the next draft.

no we dont. the wizards need to lose the rest of their games. Cant afford to win 1

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2 hours ago, stormtracker said:

Got around to creating these:

Requirements for Main Long Range Threads:

  • Submit a copy of last two pay stubs verifying north of 150,000/year salary
  • Submit a copy of your junk science degree from your Shit-ass college
  • Deed or lease from parent's basement.  Immediate family and friends who'd qualify for "your mom" jokes are acceptable.
  • Attach PM calling someone a coward, yella belly or use of such words as forthwith or toot suite.  
  • Pictures of all the girls/guys you've bagged without even trying man.  

Final requirement is in person interview where you should be able to recite this from memory to the tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy from Revolutionary war hero Franklin D'Angelo Roosevelt:

Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Sending Angry Pee-eems

Stuck a feather in his cap and thought that we won't see-emm.

Yankee doodle keep it up,  Yankee Doodle Dandy

Mind the music and the step, and watch that coward Randy

<Bridge>

Yankee Doodle drove to town, at Capecod he was pissed

Earning him a top notch spot on many ignore listsss

Yankee Doodle., 

 

 Nevermind, ran out of steam here.

 

 

Or first verse of WAP will do.

 

 

 

 

You forgot a completed SF-86. Fully vet everyone. 

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I wonder if some of these guys on the long range discussion on here actually keep track of how many times they're right and wrong two weeks out . It's like every day people flip-flop and I'm not talking about them top 10 posters who know what they're doing I'm talking about others. It's kind of like people who predict football scores and stuff they never come back and say they're wrong lol

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