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Ju-ply 2026 Obs and Disco - Kicking it off with heat, humidity, and ... severe?


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4 hours ago, JACKASS said:

On the subject of lobster, does anyone here actually go to Red Lobster?!

Everyone knows that an evening at Red Lobster is no small affair. I press my jeans, put on my finest hair product, and drench myself in a musky cologne. Hell, I may even shine up my wing tipped shoes, for I am going to Red Lobster. I strut through the door with my finest lady on my arm and throw up two fingers to the Hostess. I glide past the lobster tank with ease knowing that yet again I will not be eating a red lobster at Red Lobster (who would). I take a seat and before the waiter asks us for our drinks I request 20 cheddar bay biscuits. It's such a bold move that music stops, glasses clink, and everyone in a 5 yard radius gasps in disbelief/shock. Even my company gives me a look of concern. The waiter says " s..sir are you sure?". I don't sweat one bit and I tell that waiter to step and make with the cbb's. he comes back with three baskets filled with biscuits (7 in 2 and 6 in another). I thank the waiter. Then I go straight baller!!!! I'm pounding biszcuits left and right. Smashing them in old dudes faces, rubbing them between my ladies t*tties, telling the waiter to f*** off. I cause a ruckus, only get cbb's, don't pay a dime, and leave with my girl plus three more.That's generally what happens every time I go to Red Lobster, I've gotten banned from 33 locations. I tell you this to let you know that Cheddar Bay Biscuit shrimp sandwhiches are without a doubt the most ballerest thing a baller could ball at Red Lobster.

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1 minute ago, Damage In Tolland said:

Plenty of rains in NH Maines coming this winter. Nothing to get concerned about 

Yeah. I’m sure we’ll oversaturate the soil when the plants finally go dormant.

4” down is pretty dry here…around 40cb. It barely budged from this event. 

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