Cold and Snow Lovers Only

[Kay]

Today's CWG daily digit tweet took a page from this thread.

 

Lol...for posterity:

 

Thursday's digit: 5/10 - New England low won't budge, so against NW winds we trudge; clouds fly by, but sun we frequently spy. David, CWG

[nj2va]

First time trying this out

No snow makes me pout.

Waiting for our first storm

In the Gulf, it will form.

 

Now its time for me to go

And see how Euro will say no.

[H2O]

Xmas time is near

If the pattern change comes

Errybody will cheer.

 

We all want snow to hoard

White Christmas and more New Year's

It has to happen cause Wes is a board.

[mappy]

lolz

[usedtobe]

Xmas time is near

If the pattern change comes

Errybody will cheer.

 

We all want snow to hoard

White Christmas and more New Year's

It has to happen cause Wes is a board.

lol, well I am stiff and this morning am bored,

so your poem and DT's comment struck a chord.

[H2O]

lol, well I am stiff and this morning am bored,

so your poem and DT's comment struck a chord.

 

a plank is a board

that we can all afford

tell us we will get snow

and I shall call you lord

[SNO]

A feeling that it's all a lot of oysters, but no pearls

I should hit the gym and do more arm curls

It's all getting too hazy

The lack of snow is making us crazy

Don't worry it will all be over soon

You all will dance in the snow like a loon

[NorthArlington101]

50/50

-AO

I don't know what it all means

I just want it to snow

[EastCoast NPZ]

50/50

-AO

I don't know what it all means

I just want it to snow

 

You live in the mid-atlantic

Sorry about your bad luck, bro

If it's snow you want to see

then it's north or south you must go

[usedtobe]

The 18Z GFS has a squashed low out to sea.

The parallel says a big snow for Mapgirl not for me

The Euro today trended east.

I just want the low to be a snow making beast.

 

The Canadian model trended north and wetter

The euro ensemble mean compared to the operational is wetter.

The DGex, well who in the world cares or knows.

And all I want is a day when it snows.

 

The Canadian ensemble has a flat open wave.

which model solution will be the one that will cave.

The models just aren't quite ready to behave

and give me the snowy, cold solution I crave. 

 

but I'm scheduled to write an article tomorrow

I just hope it won't be filled with snow lovers sorrow.

[Ian]

Good one Wes

[snownut]

i lived in the Virginia for all of my life

 

then found a new wife that felt my snow strife

 

now living with a snow pack that is always nearby

 

all I can do is look back and sigh at all the sad snow lovers left warm wet or cold dry

 

i will be in VA the rest of this week so maybe....

 

so maybe I'll bring the luck that you seek

 

my expectation is cold raw and wet

 

so many years in Virginia what else to expect....

[T. August]

The Weenie Ballad

 

The rocks have been disturbed, and the Weenies are out

In full force they shall emerge, to the light they come

Grasping, grabbing, to the sane they will pout

For some reason a sour few think Ian's a heartless bum

 

When snow's on the models, then, if it has vanished

The weenies create an uproar, and some begin to cry

The Mods have to come to say "You're now banished"

But, somehow they still lurk, and ask "How much for MBY?"

[nj2va]

The Weenie Ballad

 

The rocks have been disturbed, and the Weenies are out

In full force they shall emerge, to the light they come

Grasping, grabbing, to the sane they will pout

For some reason a sour few think Ian's a heartless bum

 

When snow's on the models, then, if it has vanished

The weenies create an uproar, and some begin to cry

The Mods have to come to say "You're now banished"

But, somehow they still lurk, and ask "How much for MBY?"

 

This made me lol.  

[PrinceFrederickWx]

I'm sorry to ruin your holiday cheer,

but there will be no snow before the end of this year.

The long range thread's full of nothing but hype,

and posts from DT who doesn't know how to type.

[Ian]

Gotta put this in here. It's from Asymptotic Unlimited ‏https://twitter.com/AsympU, a CWG snowbro. I'm surprised they've stayed out of this thread.. it's right up their alley.

 

 

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sj7hc0

 

♫ I Want Your SECS ♫

Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vldh7oQD-a4

Revised Lyrics:

The Euro’s the best
It’s ensembles they know
There’s runs you can trust
And runs that you don’t

There’s a little blocking high
And a little Miller low
Sometimes you think you’re gonna get hit
But you don’t and Philly just steals our snow

I swear it’s no tease, bro, White Christmas is nigh
I don’t need no model just look to the skies
We’ve waited so long, baby, rain’s such a sin
Snowbros lack patience and this one’s our friend

I want your SECS
I want your snow
I want your SECS
I want your….
SECS

Those temps are on my mind
We need to get some cold
But still it’s almost time
For winter to just take its hold

It’s really such a crime
Oh, it really needs to snow
When you’re buried you never forget it
As long as you’ve got TP then you’re good to go

I swear it’s no tease, bro, the powder will fly
I don’t need to work when those drifts pile high
We’ve waited so long, maybe, our bell will toll
With inches so deep that it’s historical

I want your SECS
I want your snow
I want your SECS
I want your….
SECS.

It’s natural, that pressure fall
(Let’s do it)
It’s cold and all, the winds they squall
(Can we do it)
It’s such a ball
And yet it’s Fall

SECS is something for bros to root
SECS is something that snowstorms do
SECS historical, SECS so good
Not every one’s a blizzard, but every time it should
SECS is wonderful, SECS snow gun
SECS is best when it’s D.C.’s fun
D.C.’s fun

Hooah, SECS!
Let’s take it farther
Hooah, SECS!
We are snow brothers
Hooah, SECS!
Let’s get a blizzard
Hooah, SECS!
For winter looooooverrrrs
Hooah, SECS!
Wooooooooooo
Hooah, SECS!
Wooooooooooo
Hooah, SECS
C-c-c-c-c-cm’on!

What’s your definition of flurry baby?
What turns you on meteorologically?
Don’t you know I need snow and it drives me crazy
Don’t think it’s time we had SECS, D.C.?

What’s your definition of flurry baby?
What turns you on meteorologically?
Don’t you know I need snow and it drives me crazy
Don’t think it’s time we had SECS, D.C.?

SECS D.C.
SECS D.C.
Mmmmmm, have SECS, D.C.
Hooah!
C-c-c-c-c-c-c’mon!

[Bob Chill]

Snow's the best

F the rest

[needbiggerboat]

Can someone fill me in as to why he's always making fun of Tenman Johnson and making references to him being a vampire? I see this all the time and I don't get it. Is this some inside joke I'm not aware of?

Your Under departure is going to be way more than my Over departure (if any) in the snow contest. Can take that to teh bank.

[mattie g]

I'm sorry to ruin your holiday cheer,

but there will be no snow before the end of this year.

The long range thread's full of nothing but hype,

and posts from DT who doesn't know how to type.

 

You beat me to it!

[Ian]

i'm going in for the cras. that thing is always amped up. 

[Ian]

oh darn it only runs thru 84 

[mattie g]

oh darn it only runs thru 84 

 

Easy solution.  Extrapolate it.

[usedtobe]

Instead of getting up early I might have well stayed in bed

As my article been up 10 minutes and hasn't been read.

I need to learn better the hyping trade

or my number of hits will continue to fade.

 

The parallel has jumped to a mediocre run.

If it were right at least the west folks would have some fun.

Last night's European was pretty darn bleak.

for any snow loving freak.

 

hang your head on the ensembles those  bullish forecasting tools

Hope they don't make you all look like the weeniest of fools.

[T. August]

Instead of getting up early I might have well stayed in bed

As my article been up 10 minutes and hasn't been read.

I need to learb better the hyping trade

or my number of hits will continue to fade.

 

The parallel has jumped to a mediocre run.

If it were right at least the west folks would have some fun.

Last night's European was pretty darn bleak.

for any snow loving freak.

 

hang your head of the ensembles those  bullish forecasting tools

Hope they don't make you all look like the weeniest of fools.

Another gem from the MA poet.

[WinterWxLuvr]

When a model stands ALONE,

 

'Tis better to leave it ........ ALONE.

[SNO]

We are all ready to jump off the bridge

Darn the stupid southeast ridge

Where is the snow and cold

Man this is getting so very old

But alas soon there must be a connection

Soon a winter storm will head our direction

The game changer starts it off next week

Followed by the cold we seek

Warm and wet, cold and dry, is what we see

Just you watch, it will snow in Tallahassee

[EastCoast NPZ]

Well, it's officially over now

Ji has cancelled winter.

Hard to believe what little winter we had

Was over by Thanksgiving dinner.

Oh, soon the usual suspects will be out

Wishcasting a pattern change that will save our season.

And after that fails miserably,

We'll spend March looking for the reason.

Well, I'll save you time and eliminate the vex;

We fell victim to the "This Place Completely Sucks" index.

[PrinceFrederickWx]

As winter rolls on we'll get silly explanations,

as to how we'll get snow in the lower elevations.

the reasoning will just get completely absurd,

as the forum fails to see that this winter's a turd.

Its not going to snow, the pattern's a lemon,

and its not going to flip like January '87.

[CAPE]

Good job on those last 2 poems

Nice rhymes, you two

Catchy, clever, nothing fancy

and 100% negative Nancy

[PrinceFrederickWx]

As winter rolls on I continue to gloat,
cause my forecast was better than needbiggerboat.

only 79.5 inches to go,

to meet his prediction for BWI snow.

I no longer like cold and I root for a scorcher,
while PDIII roots for the U.S. to "torcher"
we have Xbox, Atari and Para GFS,
and even one poster who called it "GPS".
and I'm sorry dtk, I know you'll get mad,
but the new GFS is incredibly bad.

no need for snow shovels or snow salt or brine,

while Fozz reminisces on December '09.

DCAlexandria and Ian always fight,
over who named Santabomb or something else trite.
And weenies continue to cite Judah Cohen,
But meanwhile its snowless and my grass just keeps growin'!