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February Banter 2026


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7 hours ago, Nomz said:

LWX hazards lit up like a Christmas tree, lol. 

Snow Squall Warning    
Heavy Freezing Spray Warning    
Winter Storm Warning    
High Wind Warning    
Storm Warning    
Gale Warning    
Extreme Cold Warning    
Winter Weather Advisory    
Cold Weather Advisory    
Wind Advisory    
Freezing Spray Advisory    
Low Water Advisory    
Extreme Cold Watch    
Special Weather Statement    
Air Quality Alert    
Hazardous Weather Outlook

all active somewhere in the map

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This reads like one of George BM's horrific blizzard scenarios, lol.

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The Flaming Lips - Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots Pt. 1 [Official Music Video]

WOW Mrs. J!!!!! Thanks for bringing this stuff up!!! I LIKE IT A LOT! I am going to start blasting this on my car stereo at night while I hit the Whataburger drivethru in Kyle!

I love this band!

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2 minutes ago, Scarlet Pimpernel said:

FYP a little!! :D  I swear, the freak out "OMG, I lost 8" snow since the last run, we suck, it's done!"

Yes, as if anything has been lost in an event that may or may not come to fruition at some point in the future.

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1 minute ago, CAPE said:

Yes, as if anything has been lost in an event that may or may not come to fruition at some point in the future.

Agree.  Fact is, potential is there not just for next weekend but some period beyond that as well.  It doesn't appear to be wall to wall shit the blinds.  (Oh no, I posted medium range discussion in the Banter thread rather than banter in the Medium Range thread!!! LOL!! :lol:)

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52 minutes ago, CAPE said:

I wake up, get a coffee and venture into the LR thread.. snow maps galore lol. Ofc.

Ignore that thread unless there are lols to read. The ups and downs are too much every day 

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2 minutes ago, rjvanals said:

Regardless of what happens w the rest of the winter it’s been memorable w the extended cold and snowpack 

Wasted cold though. No refresher snow the whole time we have had the glacier, with only a couple days a few degrees above freezing.

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12 minutes ago, CAPE said:

Wasted cold though. No refresher snow the whole time we have had the glacier, with only a couple days a few degrees above freezing.

True but at least it’s felt like winter rather than watching daffodils grow in January. The January storm is one that won’t be forgotten for a while. 

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this is old but still fun:

How Cold Is It?

An Annotated Thermometer
by Don Haugen, Pensacola Austin-Healey Club

60º Californians put on sweaters (if they can find them in their wardrobe).

50º Miami residents turn on the heat.

40º You can see your breath. Californians shiver uncontrollably. Minnesotans
go swimming.

35º Italian cars won't start.

32º Water freezes.

30º You plan your vacation to Australia. Minnesotans put on T-shirts.
Politicians begin to worry about the homeless. English cars won't start.

25º Boston water freezes. Californians weep pitiably. Minnesotans eat ice
cream. Canadians go swimming.

20º You can hear your breath. Politicians begin to talk about the homeless.
New York City water freezes. Miami residents plan vacations farther south.

15º French cars don't start. You plan a vacation in Mexico. Your cat insists
on sleeping in bed with you.

10º Too cold to ski. You need jumper cables to get the car going.

5º You plan your vacation in Houston. American cars don't start.

0º Alaskans put on T-shirts. Too cold to skate.

-10º German cars don't start. Eyes freeze shut when you blink.

-15º You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo. Arkansans stick
their tongues on metal objects. Miami residents cease to exist.

-20º Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you. Politicians actually
do something about the homeless. Minnesotans shovel snow off the roof.
Japanese cars don't start.

-25º Too cold to think. You need jumper cables to get the driver going.

-30º You plan a two-week hot bath. The mighty Monongahela freezes. Swedish
cars don't start.

-40º Californians disappear. Minnesotans button top button. Canadians put on
sweaters. Your car helps you plan your trip south.

-50º Congressional hot air freezes. Alaskans close the bathroom window.
-80º Hell freezes over. Polar bears move south.
-90º Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.

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