January Banter 2026

[nj2va]

13 minutes ago, aldie 22 said:

Lol i just checked the Philly sub they're both already on it

This storm may delay your next move next week  

[aldie 22]

1 minute ago, nj2va said:

This storm may delay your next move next week  

I have a boat load of travel for work in February and March i'm hoping the weather delays that!!

[H2O]

IDGAF. I’ll go ahead and deb the storm. We have to know if it’s gonna rain in Georgetown while the MoCo death band goes 20”

[Hank Scorpio]

I mentioned in a different thread last week that my wife and I are on baby watch. We're still on baby watch, and now I have a bunch of logistical questions about snow I hadn't previously considered. 

For example, what if everything goes great for us and for snow lovers, the hospital discharges us, but our streets aren't plowed? 

[snowfan]

Hey slackers, keep up productivity at work this week.

Signed

- your manager

[WxUSAF]

11 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

I mentioned in a different thread last week that my wife and I are on baby watch. We're still on baby watch, and now I have a bunch of logistical questions about snow I hadn't previously considered. 

For example, what if everything goes great for us and for snow lovers, the hospital discharges us, but our streets aren't plowed? 

My son’s due date was 2/8/2010. Ended up being born on 2/14/2010. The told us to get to the main road and they’d send a humvee. That would have been a ~120 yard walk through hip deep snow with my wife in labor if he had come during either storm. 

[aldie 22]

I just unpacked my decorative lawn snow measure thingy. I don't dare put it out yet do i? 

[H2O]

21 minutes ago, snowfan said:

Hey slackers, keep up productivity at work this week.

Signed

- your manager

Dear boss, 

Eat me

 

Signed,

the same boss

 

I'm retired.  My productivity can be shit and I still get paid.  

[WxUSAF]

My son just texted that Apple weather says 2 feet this weekend 

[H2O]

I think he's more right than wrong.  Phones know

[paulythegun]

[stormtracker]

3 hours ago, snowfan said:

We really need to upgrade Randy from those awful stormvista maps. SMH. 

Agreed

[H2O]

Just now, stormtracker said:

Agreed

I love the SV maps.  I also have a fondness for the old school CMC/GEM maps with neige and pluie and neige fondue

[Hank Scorpio]

43 minutes ago, WxUSAF said:

My son’s due date was 2/8/2010. Ended up being born on 2/14/2010. The told us to get to the main road and they’d send a humvee. That would have been a ~120 yard walk through hip deep snow with my wife in labor if he had come during either storm. 

Add snowshoes to our hospital bag... Got it! 

A few days after the snow stopped in the January 96 storm, they did send a humvee down our street to pick up my neighbor. She was a nurse at the local hospital and I guess it was way past time for shift change. 

[stormtracker]

1 minute ago, H2O said:

I love the SV maps.  I also have a fondness for the old school CMC/GEM maps with neige and pluie and neige fondue

Remember the upside down, black and white maps.  20mm of qpf!

[yoda]

5 minutes ago, stormtracker said:

Remember the upside down, black and white maps.  20mm of qpf!

They got rid of them

[H2O]

13 minutes ago, stormtracker said:

Remember the upside down, black and white maps.  20mm of qpf!

Of course. I also remember the beautiful clown maps from the NOGAPS

[SnowenOutThere]

2 hours ago, aldie 22 said:

Who will be the first to start warning everyone to be cautious and pointing out possible red flags? Odds favor Ralph but Heisy has been known to piss in the cheerios...Chuck is probably good to point out the pattern breaking down during the snow. That osfan dude can be pretty negative in the midst of a potential storm. Im going with Heisy as my best bet

Eh not much to doom on yet. I’d be the first to point it out but so far we’re good. 

[MacChump]

1 hour ago, Hank Scorpio said:

I mentioned in a different thread last week that my wife and I are on baby watch. We're still on baby watch, and now I have a bunch of logistical questions about snow I hadn't previously considered. 

For example, what if everything goes great for us and for snow lovers, the hospital discharges us, but our streets aren't plowed? 

get to the chopppppaaaa