Spring 2026 Banter Thread

[A-L-E-K]

couple nice days on tap before we smarch again

[cmillzz]

2 hours ago, A-L-E-K said:

couple nice days on tap before we smarch again

not really

[Malacka11]

I'm sorry I'm pretty sure I understand the vibe but what is smarch again

[cmillzz]

3 minutes ago, Malacka11 said:

I'm sorry I'm pretty sure I understand the vibe but what is smarch again

he’s implying we’re going back into a cold and wintry pattern, which isn’t true at all aside from a couple brief, seasonal cool shots.

[roardog]

12 minutes ago, cmillzz said:

he’s implying we’re going back into a cold and wintry pattern, which isn’t true at all aside from a couple brief, seasonal cool shots.

Normal highs in Chicago are approaching 50 now and mid 40s in Milwaukee. You're acting like a 55 degree day in chicago is a big deal. There's still a giant pool of well below normal temperatures in Canada so there's potential for some nasty shallow cold on NE winds even if the upper heights aren't low or the 850 temps aren't that cold. If you were talking about St Louis or Kansas City then that's a different story. 

[Malacka11]

48 minutes ago, cmillzz said:

he’s implying we’re going back into a cold and wintry pattern, which isn’t true at all aside from a couple brief, seasonal cool shots.

That part I got, I meant literally what is "smarch" a combination of if morch is march+torch

[A-L-E-K]

sigh

[roardog]

41 minutes ago, A-L-E-K said:

sigh

I think our palm loving friend is wrong this time.