showmethesnow Posted September 27, 2017 This board has become boring..... Gives you time to think though. Like why does a female go somewhere private to fart even if it takes awhile to find that special spot, while the male just lets her rip wherever/whenever they want? Wouldn't the pressure that builds up in the female bother them? Wouldn't it be unhealthy? Just one of life's mysteries that we will never figure out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
North Balti Zen Posted September 27, 2017 I see you are ignoring my Geostorm related programming, Showme... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
showmethesnow Posted September 27, 2017 10 minutes ago, North Balti Zen said: I see you are ignoring my Geostorm related programming, Showme... Actually kind of excited to see it. But you were all having such a blast i didn't want to butt in. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WxWatcher007 Posted September 27, 2017 3 hours ago, showmethesnow said: This board has become boring..... Gives you time to think though. Like why does a female go somewhere private to fart even if it takes awhile to find that special spot, while the male just lets her rip wherever/whenever they want? Wouldn't the pressure that builds up in the female bother them? Wouldn't it be unhealthy? Just one of life's mysteries that we will never figure out. My friend, I think a batch of your alcohol didn't take right. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
showmethesnow Posted September 27, 2017 20 minutes ago, WxWatcher007 said: My friend, I think a batch of your alcohol didn't take right. You know if you would all entertain me better I wouldn't be going stir crazy waiting for winter. So amuse me or suffer through life's mysteries until you do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vice-Regent Posted September 28, 2017 15 minutes ago, WxWatcher007 said: LOL let's hope we're getting the mega ridging out of the way now. Sigh guys....might as well bring the Mount Agung global cooler guy in here to bring faith for winter. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yoda Posted September 28, 2017 I dunno if this means no more WxBell or what Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
showmethesnow Posted September 28, 2017 3 hours ago, yoda said: I dunno if this means no more WxBell or what With me about ready to pick it up in a month or so this is nice to know. Would suck not having it available or it being a diminished product. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
showmethesnow Posted September 28, 2017 Life's mysteries: If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mappy Posted September 28, 2017 17 hours ago, showmethesnow said: This board has become boring..... Gives you time to think though. Like why does a female go somewhere private to fart even if it takes awhile to find that special spot, while the male just lets her rip wherever/whenever they want? Wouldn't the pressure that builds up in the female bother them? Wouldn't it be unhealthy? Just one of life's mysteries that we will never figure out. Cant say I do that. I mean, at home, nope I let it go. I will be polite at work and go to the bathroom at least. I'm of the mind frame, when you gotta go (or fart), then you gotta go (or fart). Woke up my kid the other day by farting in her face. 16 hours ago, North Balti Zen said: I see you are ignoring my Geostorm related programming, Showme... That movie looks horrible. So I'll def watch it. Probably when it comes to TV. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
North Balti Zen Posted September 28, 2017 It truly looks terrible, hence my delight with it. Stupidly preposterous with over-serious dialogue, full win. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
showmethesnow Posted September 28, 2017 19 minutes ago, mappy said: Cant say I do that. I mean, at home, nope I let it go. I will be polite at work and go to the bathroom at least. I'm of the mind frame, when you gotta go (or fart), then you gotta go (or fart). Woke up my kid the other day by farting in her face. That movie looks horrible. So I'll def watch it. Probably when it comes to TV. Poor kid. Probably never knew what hit him/her. My wife always gives me grief because I am a free spirit when it comes to blasting away. But having 2 dogs helps to mitigate that somewhat because I can pass the blame. 20 minutes ago, North Balti Zen said: It truly looks terrible, hence my delight with it. Stupidly preposterous with over-serious dialogue, full win. My wife and I get a kick with these type of movies. Hell, we are big fans of the Sharknado series so this movie looks right up our alley. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mappy Posted September 28, 2017 3 hours ago, showmethesnow said: Poor kid. Probably never knew what hit him/her. My wife always gives me grief because I am a free spirit when it comes to blasting away. But having 2 dogs helps to mitigate that somewhat because I can pass the blame. Daughter, and she does it too. There is a time and place for it, which is what my husband I have told her. At home, when it is just us, no biggie. When we have guests over, or if we are in public, then we should do our best to excuse ourselves and do it in a more appropriate place like the bathroom. I'm also pretty comfortable with my husband at this point, door open, shut, whatever... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
showmethesnow Posted September 28, 2017 8 minutes ago, mappy said: Daughter, and she does it too. There is a time and place for it, which is what my husband I have told her. At home, when it is just us, no biggie. When we have guests over, or if we are in public, then we should do our best to excuse ourselves and do it in a more appropriate place like the bathroom. I'm also pretty comfortable with my husband at this point, door open, shut, whatever... God you know its been slow on these boards when we are having an in-depth discussion on farting. Just one more month until we can at least start somewhat seriously focusing on winter weather. Can't come soon enough. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RickinBaltimore Posted September 28, 2017 This thread is starting to stink.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WinterWxLuvr Posted September 28, 2017 This thread Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wxdude64 Posted September 28, 2017 29 minutes ago, WinterWxLuvr said: This thread Yep . This.....this is what happens when weather goes to pot.....we start discussing the pot! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PDIII Posted September 28, 2017 we need some mid October flurries to tone down the fart talk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smokeybandit Posted September 28, 2017 3 hours ago, PDIII said: we need some mid October flurries to tone down the fart talk. Or a courtesy flush Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vice-Regent Posted September 28, 2017 Ryan Maue... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BTRWx Posted September 29, 2017 What happened to our monthly long range threads? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WxWatcher007 Posted September 29, 2017 32 minutes ago, BTRWx said: What happened to our monthly long range threads? Doesn't start until winter? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
showmethesnow Posted September 29, 2017 Is it just me or are almost half of JB's posts on Social Media almost undecipherable? For example below. I think he is referring to Hurricane strikes, but is he? Edit: To be fair, you can on occasion go back to his previous postings to get a better idea of what he is trying to convey. He really should get in the habit of his posts being able to stand on their own with a clear concise message without the reader having to spend 10 minutes riddling out what he is trying to say. this is non hit, this is hit analog. Asia this year looks like wpac version namer non hit https://t.co/1BFROTNeAm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
H2O Posted September 29, 2017 lol @ reading JB posts on social media Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
showmethesnow Posted September 29, 2017 2 minutes ago, H2O said: lol @ reading JB posts on social media They occasionally pop up on my feed on Facebook. Occasionally I will glance at them but for the most part I scroll on by. Can't be bothered to try to read his cryptic messages. He!! when I have weatherbell for the winter I find I only glance at his columns every other week or so. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nw baltimore wx Posted September 29, 2017 On 9/28/2017 at 7:43 AM, mappy said: Cant say I do that. I mean, at home, nope I let it go. I will be polite at work and go to the bathroom at least. I'm of the mind frame, when you gotta go (or fart), then you gotta go (or fart). Woke up my kid the other day by farting in her face. You and my girlfriend would get along famously. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Chill Posted September 29, 2017 When you get old like me you fart dust so it's gets more complicated trying to hide it. They need to make a pocket sized dirt devil. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SnowLover22 Posted September 29, 2017 10 hours ago, WxWatcher007 said: Doesn't start until winter? Going by past years seems like the first Long range/discussion thread is November. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maestrobjwa Posted September 29, 2017 Whoa...seems like this thread has been overtaken by a warm front... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vice-Regent Posted September 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Bob Chill said: When you get old like me you fart dust so it's gets more complicated trying to hide it. They need to make a pocket sized dirt devil. That's just the desert known as the mid-atlantic from September to March. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
