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I love Spring!! By the time we hit mid-February, I've had enough of the cold and wind. Warm sun, with trees and flowers blooming... best time of year.

Did you also have enough of the heat and humidity when it was mid-August, or is winter the only season that should be less than 3 months?

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Did you also have enough of the heat and humidity when it was mid-August, or is winter the only season that should be less than 3 months?

Ummm.. Winter is the only season that should definitely be less than 3 months!!!!!!!!!:gun_bandana:

I can handle the heat and humidity.. Feels awesome actually. :popcorn:

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Did you also have enough of the heat and humidity when it was mid-August, or is winter the only season that should be less than 3 months?

I actually get a little depressed in late fall, with the days getting shorter and colder. I love snow, but I can do without the cold and wind. Spring is great for the thunderstorms, clear blue smogless skies, cool mornings and warm afternoons. I'm heavily into photography, so the browns and grays of winter also kind of suck. Last winter was great, because of all the incredible snow storms and amazing weather events. This winter has been a drag, so I'm glad to see it gone.

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I hate spring. I want another Little Ice Age.

I love winter and snow and subzero vodka cold.

I hate spring and summer. I get to enjoy severe allergies in spring then I am literally in Hell in summer.

But what I really, truly despise is that we have to put up with this crap warm weather in MID FEBRUARY.

Global Warming is GAME ON after all.

Last winter winter was over on Feb 11.

THIS WINTER winter is over on Feb 11.

The southern Mid Atlantic is the most cursed part of the world ever.

I hate this place as badly as egyptians hated mubarak.

I wish to god I lived at 14000 feet in the Sierra Nevada with 478 feet of snow, 100 mph winds and 20 below zero with zero visibilities

There is NO justice in the world - Arkahoma stole our snow - right now they got 22 inches of pure joy on the ground. They stole our precious vodka cold too, They got to enjoy refreshing lows in the negative 30s fahrenheit with deep powder snow. The Outer Banks, Viginia Beach Virginia, SE VA and most of S VA have utterly outperformed us snow wise this winter. North Virginia is a total embarrassment.

What do we get for all our troubles, tribulations and having our poor snow starved souls scoured out all winter?

A g-ddamned EARLY FOOKIN SPRING!!! For us - Spring is not March fookin 21st anymore - Spring starts on Feb 11. This is what truly pisses me off. It will be warm from now on thru September. The GWO cycle is utterly irrelevant - absolutely meaningless. We are going to hit 77 degrees before this month is out. THIS IS FEBRUARY - NOT MARCH

I hate this place - it sucks - it really does

I want an all out ice age - I don't really care if it kills off 99 percent of mankind - which a global ice age would do. I hate summer. There is absolutely nothing good about it - absolutely NO fooking redeeming qualities to be found with the high sun period - NONE!!

I am severely terminally obsessed with snow and cold - valuing those items over everyone and everything else no matter what. That statement defines me more than any other. I have been that way all my life and I am damned PROUD of it to the bitter end. I'm 46 now - I will NEVER change - to the utter detriment and everlasting sorrow and tearful embarrassment of every single person all around me, especially my family. Even if there was a so-called god - WHICH THERE IS NOT - religion is a severe delusion afflicting man - I would proudly stand before him and state that I love the ice age more than even him.

All I really truly give a damn about is high winds, zero visibilities, severe thundersnows with a foot an hour rates, 30 below zero temps and 100 mph wind gusts with drifts to 45 stories.

Nothing else on earth really matters to me at all. That's my final answer - for eternity.

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I hate spring. I want another Little Ice Age.

I love winter and snow and subzero vodka cold.

I hate spring and summer. I get to enjoy severe allergies in spring then I am literally in Hell in summer.

But what I really, truly despise is that we have to put up with this crap warm weather in MID FEBRUARY.

Global Warming is GAME ON after all.

Last winter winter was over on Feb 11.

THIS WINTER winter is over on Feb 11.

The southern Mid Atlantic is the most cursed part of the world ever.

I hate this place as badly as egyptians hated mubarak.

I wish to god I lived at 14000 feet in the Sierra Nevada with 478 feet of snow, 100 mph winds and 20 below zero with zero visibilities

There is NO justice in the world - Arkahoma stole our snow - right now they got 22 inches of pure joy on the ground. They stole our precious vodka cold too, They got to enjoy refreshing lows in the negative 30s fahrenheit with deep powder snow. The Outer Banks, Viginia Beach Virginia, SE VA and most of S VA have utterly outperformed us snow wise this winter. North Virginia is a total embarrassment.

What do we get for all our troubles, tribulations and having our poor snow starved souls scoured out all winter?

A g-ddamned EARLY FOOKIN SPRING!!! For us - Spring is not March fookin 21st anymore - Spring starts on Feb 11. This is what truly pisses me off. It will be warm from now on thru September. The GWO cycle is utterly irrelevant - absolutely meaningless. We are going to hit 77 degrees before this month is out. THIS IS FEBRUARY - NOT MARCH

I hate this place - it sucks - it really does

I want an all out ice age - I don't really care if it kills off 99 percent of mankind - which a global ice age would do. I hate summer. There is absolutely nothing good about it - absolutely NO fooking redeeming qualities to be found with the high sun period - NONE!!

Move to International Falls and leave us alone. If you are so desperate for bitter cold and snow, you can certainly find a way to move. You are in your late 40s so you can make your own decisions, unlike the 15 year old snow weenie.

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I hate spring. I want another Little Ice Age.

I love winter and snow and subzero vodka cold.

I hate spring and summer. I get to enjoy severe allergies in spring then I am literally in Hell in summer.

But what I really, truly despise is that we have to put up with this crap warm weather in MID FEBRUARY.

Global Warming is GAME ON after all.

Last winter winter was over on Feb 11.

THIS WINTER winter is over on Feb 11.

The southern Mid Atlantic is the most cursed part of the world ever.

I hate this place as badly as egyptians hated mubarak.

I wish to god I lived at 14000 feet in the Sierra Nevada with 478 feet of snow, 100 mph winds and 20 below zero with zero visibilities

There is NO justice in the world - Arkahoma stole our snow - right now they got 22 inches of pure joy on the ground. They stole our precious vodka cold too, They got to enjoy refreshing lows in the negative 30s fahrenheit with deep powder snow. The Outer Banks, Viginia Beach Virginia, SE VA and most of S VA have utterly outperformed us snow wise this winter. North Virginia is a total embarrassment.

What do we get for all our troubles, tribulations and having our poor snow starved souls scoured out all winter?

A g-ddamned EARLY FOOKIN SPRING!!! For us - Spring is not March fookin 21st anymore - Spring starts on Feb 11. This is what truly pisses me off. It will be warm from now on thru September. The GWO cycle is utterly irrelevant - absolutely meaningless. We are going to hit 77 degrees before this month is out. THIS IS FEBRUARY - NOT MARCH

I hate this place - it sucks - it really does

I want an all out ice age - I don't really care if it kills off 99 percent of mankind - which a global ice age would do. I hate summer. There is absolutely nothing good about it - absolutely NO fooking redeeming qualities to be found with the high sun period - NONE!!

I am severely terminally obsessed with snow and cold - valuing those items over everyone and everything else no matter what. That statement defines me more than any other. I have been that way all my life and I am damned PROUD of it to the bitter end. I'm 46 now - I will NEVER change - to the utter detriment and everlasting sorrow and tearful embarrassment of every single person all around me, especially my family. Even if there was a so-called god - WHICH THERE IS NOT - religion is a severe delusion afflicting man - I would proudly stand before him and state that I love the ice age more than even him.

All I really truly give a damn about is high winds, zero visibilities, severe thundersnows with a foot an hour rates, 30 below zero temps and 100 mph wind gusts with drifts to 45 stories.

Nothing else on earth really matters to me at all. That's my final answer - for eternity.

I guess you don't need to eat.

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I hate spring. I want another Little Ice Age.

I love winter and snow and subzero vodka cold.

I hate spring and summer. I get to enjoy severe allergies in spring then I am literally in Hell in summer.

But what I really, truly despise is that we have to put up with this crap warm weather in MID FEBRUARY.

Global Warming is GAME ON after all.

Last winter winter was over on Feb 11.

THIS WINTER winter is over on Feb 11.

The southern Mid Atlantic is the most cursed part of the world ever.

I hate this place as badly as egyptians hated mubarak.

I wish to god I lived at 14000 feet in the Sierra Nevada with 478 feet of snow, 100 mph winds and 20 below zero with zero visibilities

There is NO justice in the world - Arkahoma stole our snow - right now they got 22 inches of pure joy on the ground. They stole our precious vodka cold too, They got to enjoy refreshing lows in the negative 30s fahrenheit with deep powder snow. The Outer Banks, Viginia Beach Virginia, SE VA and most of S VA have utterly outperformed us snow wise this winter. North Virginia is a total embarrassment.

What do we get for all our troubles, tribulations and having our poor snow starved souls scoured out all winter?

A g-ddamned EARLY FOOKIN SPRING!!! For us - Spring is not March fookin 21st anymore - Spring starts on Feb 11. This is what truly pisses me off. It will be warm from now on thru September. The GWO cycle is utterly irrelevant - absolutely meaningless. We are going to hit 77 degrees before this month is out. THIS IS FEBRUARY - NOT MARCH

I hate this place - it sucks - it really does

I want an all out ice age - I don't really care if it kills off 99 percent of mankind - which a global ice age would do. I hate summer. There is absolutely nothing good about it - absolutely NO fooking redeeming qualities to be found with the high sun period - NONE!!

I am severely terminally obsessed with snow and cold - valuing those items over everyone and everything else no matter what. That statement defines me more than any other. I have been that way all my life and I am damned PROUD of it to the bitter end. I'm 46 now - I will NEVER change - to the utter detriment and everlasting sorrow and tearful embarrassment of every single person all around me, especially my family. Even if there was a so-called god - WHICH THERE IS NOT - religion is a severe delusion afflicting man - I would proudly stand before him and state that I love the ice age more than even him.

All I really truly give a damn about is high winds, zero visibilities, severe thundersnows with a foot an hour rates, 30 below zero temps and 100 mph wind gusts with drifts to 45 stories.

Nothing else on earth really matters to me at all. That's my final answer - for eternity.

This may be one of the most entertaining weather posts I have ever read. Thank you!

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I spend as much of the winter outdoors as possible. Its easy to dress warm, so I see no issue with cold weather or wind. Snowy weather is my favorite, but there's never enough of that around here.

And as a gardener, spring is a great time to be outside planting and mulching. The pollen can be a b*tch for me too though.

Summers around here are pretty unbearable. Those three months I just try to survive, and hope for nothing too extreme. Last summer was brutal, with the high heat and drought. Really would like the opposite of that this year.

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