Jebman Posted yesterday at 12:01 AM Share Posted yesterday at 12:01 AM This is likely the biggest western US trough ever experienced since records began! The same incredible Pacific trough that is bringing catastrophic snows to California ski resorts for the next three days, is the very same brobdingnagian trough that is bringing badly needed rains to the severely desertified regions of south central Texas tonight through Wednesday! There is a brobdingnagian blob of rain in W TX heading eastbound to Austin and will hammer most of central and eastern Texas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jebman Posted yesterday at 02:15 AM Share Posted yesterday at 02:15 AM Okay correction. It has just been brought to my attention that 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 percent of the forcing in Texas will be 400 miles north of Buda. We Always Get Missed. Therefore I will see five minutes of drizzle. One thing I really CRAVE for, is a super El Nino with rain amounts about 99 decillion percent above normal for Fall and Winter 2026-2027. I want so damn much rain in south central Texas that the river that runs thru Austin ends up putting Buda under 150 feet of water. You know, I am so fracking crazy about humanitarian-disaster-level rains, that I actually wish the Cabal was still in power and they set out to destroy Texas with Biblical rains. They had the power. Now, that will never happen. I'd have adored that! Being in the news about a Harvey-like tropical storm that somehow had so much moisture and swirled over Buda for 9 months with meters of rainwaters. I'd have been out on a monumental historic jebwalk checking out water levels! I have always craved for a severe flood. I have been around for 62 years and I have NEVER been in a real flood. I am NOT thankful to g-d. The only thing that I will ever express gratitude for, is a devastating flood with many meters of water that I am in. I want a 9 billion, 999 decillion milennial El Nino in Texas this autumn. We need 70 percent of the people out of here anyway. I want severe floods like in The Bible. Too damn BAD I missed that. FUCK SNOW. I want Waterworld-like rain amounts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jebman Posted yesterday at 06:20 AM Share Posted yesterday at 06:20 AM Orange and red radar returns are directly over Mammoth. Mammoth has light flurries. It's 28 degrees with winds to 60 mph. Roads are mainly wet. I have never in my entire life, ever seen such a sucky suck COC winter at Mammoth. And while I am at it, THIS IS NOT CHURCH! COC is NOT spelled COC. It is C-O-C-K! Get this damned message board whipped into shape! NOW! It's high spring at Mammoth now. Snowpack on the slopes is thin. Skiers are being warned of hidden obstacles. I hope we get such a record, devastating super ultra El Nino this year, that Mammoth gets 240 feet of snow, and Buda gets 500 inches of rain. I am completely, utterly DISGUSTED with this suck ass winter in the Sierra. This winter is so horrible at Mammoth, with wet streets at 28 degrees with light flurries under stark red/orange returns, that we need to change the NAME, to the DMV Resort. The Washington DC Resort. Because even at 11,000 feet, Mammoth has light flurries and wet roads just like Northern Virginia in mid January. And it sucks gigantic GOAT BALLS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jebman Posted yesterday at 07:14 AM Share Posted yesterday at 07:14 AM Well well well I was looking at an older picture of the Woolly Camera. I reloaded it and man that place is a snow globe, with 4 inches on the Woolly Lot. That snow is blowing all over the place and visibilities are shot all to hell and back! Even the Village Level has an inch of snow and even there the snow is so heavy its unbelievable. You have to keep refreshing the damn camera! I was looking at what was likely a 5 hours old image. Well it's updated and that place is getting so fracking DEMOLISHED! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/the-village At the Woolly Lot level snow is now coming down so fracking HARD that you can't even see the ground! They are just getting utterly DESTROYED by torrential snow that is being whipped into a milkshake froth! I'd estimate 4-5 inches on the Lot with drifts on the steps to 9 inches, temp is 26 and falling! The forecast for tonight WAS 9-13 inches. They just updated it to 14 to 20 inches! I am gonna stay up all damn NIGHT LONG! Its a gray froth, wind is simply BLASTING that heavy snow sideways so hard, it's a grey froth and piling up. In other news the line of impressive storms in Texas will clip us to the north in all likelihood I will end up with 5 minutes of drizzle/light rain. But that SNOW in Mammoth is UNDENIABLE! It is just POURING DOWN in a gray froth! Plow guy has arrived on the Woolly Lot at 3am Texas time. Snow looks to be about 6-7 inches deep. Still pouring down and blowing like a wild banshee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nw baltimore wx Posted 22 hours ago Share Posted 22 hours ago 15 hours ago, CAPE said: @nw baltimore wx How's the DFH event going? It was a blast! I liked the 120 a lot. Enough to pick up a four pack of that and the WWS. Sam Calagione got annoyed with me because I kept asking when they were bringing back Palo Santo Marron. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAPE Posted 22 hours ago Share Posted 22 hours ago 2 minutes ago, nw baltimore wx said: It was a blast! I liked the 120 a lot. Enough to pick up a four pack of that and the WWS. Sam Calagione got annoyed with me because I kept asking when they were bringing back Palo Santo Marron. Which WWS? The one they had at their store in Rehoboth was the Wake Up version from a few years ago. Its good and I bought some but I like the Triple Decadence better. Maybe they had it but I didn't see it in my inebriated state lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nw baltimore wx Posted 21 hours ago Share Posted 21 hours ago 23 minutes ago, CAPE said: Which WWS? The one they had at their store in Rehoboth was the Wake Up version from a few years ago. Its good and I bought some but I like the Triple Decadence better. Maybe they had it but I didn't see it in my inebriated state lol. I guess I was more tipsy than I thought yesterday. I just looked to see which WWS I purchased, but apparently I bought two 4 packs of the 120. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAPE Posted 19 hours ago Share Posted 19 hours ago 1 hour ago, nw baltimore wx said: I guess I was more tipsy than I thought yesterday. I just looked to see which WWS I purchased, but apparently I bought two 4 packs of the 120. Good thing you like it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jebman Posted 19 hours ago Share Posted 19 hours ago Mammoth got 18 inches. Palisades got 24 inches. Snow is still falling. Buda got about 7 inches of MISSED RAIN. The huge line moved northeast and severe drought is assured for Buda. We got missed. Par for the Course per usual. This happens all the time. Dry as a vile popcorn fart and people moving in and the entire Kyle/Buda Metroplex is being constructed up far faster than Dubai in the past 50 years, in only 3 years. We are gonna run out of water. When we do, cost of the water will be extremely high and few will be able to afford it. South Central Texas will have to extensively process Gulf of Mexico water and this will cost everyday people so much that a very good thing will finally happen to Texas: Depopulation! Everyone will move to Redstone in Alabama where all the jobs are and they get a ton of rain. No one ever realized the frightening Magnitude of the Drought of the 21st Century in Texas. You gotta have the water to LIVE and water is going to be extremely expensive. Many folks will end up moving, to literally greener pastures in the Mid South where they get 90 inches of rain a year. I have been weeding mom's flowerbeds and I have never in all my born days, ever seen her rosebushes so short. In a normal year I have to clip 20 foot long branches of the rosebush up front. This year, nothing. We are shit out of luck. It's obvious its gonnabe a prohibitively DRY YEAR. Mid April and we have yet to mow the damn lawn. It's brown as a Thanksgiving turkey. They are gonnabe fining people in BUDA for watering lawns. This is in actuality a multiyear drought and this year we got so little rain its record BAD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jebman Posted 19 hours ago Share Posted 19 hours ago 1 hour ago, nw baltimore wx said: I guess I was more tipsy than I thought yesterday. I just looked to see which WWS I purchased, but apparently I bought two 4 packs of the 120. This, is one of my more favorite Gen Z tracks, 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jebman Posted 17 hours ago Share Posted 17 hours ago Mammoth got 18 inches last night. They just got upgraded to a foot of new snow today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jebman Posted 13 hours ago Share Posted 13 hours ago Mammoth is getting demolished by heavy wind driven snows right now! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jebman Posted 12 hours ago Share Posted 12 hours ago Last night it was Dallas that got the floods. Today it was Houston that got all the rain. We're stuck in the middle with very little rain as the Drought of the Milennium roars on amid record emigration right into South Central Texas as millions of people suck up what little water is left. There's no hope at all for us and no hope for me. Soon, I'll be completely waterless and shit out of luck. In other news today Mammoth got another 8 inches of snow at least as the freshies keep on falling hard. This is a nice reset for Mammoth and for skiers. Those folks should have plenty of fresh water as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jebman Posted 12 hours ago Share Posted 12 hours ago Check out Alpine Peak Cam at Palisades Tahoe!!! They got well over two feet of snow and it is STILL POURING HUGE AGGREGATES! https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams#tab=alpine The 8200 foot Scope - They cleared that platform earlier today with a snow blower, well it has a 3 foot drift covering it! I think Palisades got 2 feet just today, not counting the 16 to 26 inches last night! Wow man this is an all-out atmospheric river for Palisades! Mammoth was too far south for the river. https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams#tab=palisades Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jebman Posted 11 hours ago Share Posted 11 hours ago It's hard to comprehend why these Texas forecasters keep right on predicting 4 to 10 inches of rain for our region when by now it should be obvious that Houston will have torrential rain throughout the night into Monday and Austin and vicinity will have occasional sprinkles with maybe a wetting to perhaps a quarter inch of rain thru Monday night. I am no meteorologist but why do they keep on paying these Mets down here big money for crazy forecasts nearly a FOOT of rain, when Buda usually does not see that much in 10 months? I think the NWS down here may need to go back to weather school. I am getting warnings on my phone! I know damn well I'm not getting a half inch of rain through May 15! We are in a DROUGHT. Drop these ridiculous warnings for Austin and Hays County NOW! This might be a more reasonable forecast Here it is: Sunday night for the Austin Metropolitan Region including Buda, Sprinkles overnight, Wetting to quarter inch of rain at most. Monday, Mostly cloudy with a 30 percent chance of a passing shower, maybe one sixteenth of an inch of rain. Rest of the week partly cloudy, SE winds, highs in the upper 70s to low 80s, lows near 67. The southeasterlies will maintain low level humidity into the foreseeable future. Warn Houston, anyone can see they are in full flood stage and will stay there through Thursday at least! All the rain is training over them and will through Monday morning! Where do these Texan meteorologists come from? Oh wait, all the experts got fired by YOU KNOW WHO! OK Texan NWS, that is MUCH BETTER! I apologize, you guys are pretty smart after all! Probably a 195 Intelligence Quotient! .UPDATE... Issued at 902 PM CDT Sun Apr 12 2026 The Flood Watch previously in effect for portions of the I-35 corridor and Coastal Plains was cancelled at around 9 PM CDT. While the atmosphere should remain more moist than normal through the night over the former watch region, a lack of strong forcing and lowered confidence in the coverage of widespread heavy rain led to the cancellation of the watch. Regardless, a few isolated showers and storms may still produce some localized heavy downpours overnight, given the moist environment. This is a much better forecast. It's likely to be correct for the Austin area and surrounding cities and towns. Hey, THANKS, Texas NWS! You guys are pretty cool folks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nj2va Posted 10 hours ago Share Posted 10 hours ago What a fun final round of the Masters today. Way to go Rory! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jebman Posted 6 hours ago Share Posted 6 hours ago Our rain chances just evaporated. The forcing is going vroom vroom, straight to the northeast. Our next real chance will be sometime in Oct or Nov with the Super El Nino. Hopefully there will be a HUGE flood, and I will be right in the middle of it, literally. "This is Jebman, reporting to you LIVE from a tree with my tablet and other personal area net equipment, in the midst of what is likely shaping up to be one of the very worst historical floods here in Buda in late 2026. It is pouring rain, they say this Nino is the worst in history. I will keep you all up to date with the very latest on the Flood of 2026, as long as I can. The water is rising steadily - and this tree is massive but it is swaying! Rain rates are at times up to 4 inches per hour. I give my survival - One chance in Three. Stay Tuned!" Meanwhile in other news, Palisades Tahoe still has heavy snow, they STILL are piling it right up, likely well over two feet and counting! It's a firehose of moisture and it just keeps going and going and going, kind of like the Energizer Bunny! https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams#tab=palisades Check out the Alpine Peak Cam! That snow must be over 30 inches deep by now and still comin down with a hell of a lot more to go! https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams#tab=alpine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickinBaltimore Posted 1 hour ago Share Posted 1 hour ago On 4/11/2026 at 1:11 PM, yoda said: Would be a shame if the Capitals lost today in regulation to the Penguins and the Flyers beat the Jets You know, seeing as my Blues are out now, I REALLY would love a Caps/Pens first round series. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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