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Mid-Long Range Discussion 2026


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On 8/7/2026 at 1:59 PM, olafminesaw said:

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It appears that all areas affected by the super El Niño and the resulting Virilithian plagues will leave the global south in ruins over the next year and a half. With the widespread drought, famine, wildfires, and devastating heat waves, I recommend hoarding cans of beans and bags of rice until this blows over. Make sure you have enough Coleman camp stove cooking fuel for the rice because uncooked rice causes food poisoning, stomach cramps, and bloating. The fertilizer shock of the Iran war will only make the situation worse. If only we better supported our lesser-known pagan gods with better offerings, prayers, and included them in our climate models, they could overcome these all too common super El Niño conditions. These events aren’t going away because it’s easier to fight Nhar-Zhul the Living Flame and deal with those consequences than it is to get away from fossil fuels and prevent the Pacific from exceeding 2°C every several years.

 

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