2024-2025 Panic Room

[Jebman]

On 8/30/2025 at 8:50 PM, Eskimo Joe said:

We'll be back in a few weeks suffering through another season of despair.

No we won't. Panic Room will close down in despair while everyone in the Mid Atlantic has a sore back from shoveling too much deep snow.

[Jebman]

On 12/11/2024 at 7:46 PM, WxWatcher007 said:

Mods should’ve given me the ability to really reap posters for the winter. Something about lawsuits scared ‘em. Wrongful death and such. 

I cherish the one time I got reaped. Never felt better. Almost better than if I ever got to hang out with Ashley B.

Its really a cryin shame WxWeather007 retired. Reapers never retire.

But then, we all know this winter is gonnabe like '13-'14 and '09-'10 in one unbelievably Brobdingnagian frigid incredibly snowy Day After Tomorrow scenario, right into late April in DCA.

[Jebman]

Well I am watching all the pixie dust at Mammoth and thinking about how Lucy nudged the track of the PacNW Low just enough to leave poor Mammoth with only a couple of inches.

We still got the rest of the winter. I just hope the winter does NOT remember October, though. Because if it does, Mammoth will be very GRAY this low sun season. People will be smashing up their skis on rocks and stuff in catastrophic low tide conditions in the slushy muddy snow.

 

I am sick with disappointment and howling with despair. I know its a nina winter and there will likely be meager snow everywhere except Boston. Man I might already need to be reaped lmao!

Imagine that, y'all. Jebman the very FIRST to get REAPED in the 2025-2026 Snow Season. In frackin' October! Mammoth was supposed to get 2 feet of snow but ended up with flurries!

I feel nothing but black unrelenting despair. I think the Reaper is going to have to don his Garment of Reaping and enter our accursed Realm soon, very soon. I am facing up to the TRUTH this year. Mammoth gets 2 feet all winter and DCA gets 2 inches. I am howling with despair already and I am damn ready to jump. I'm gonna take the window cleaners with me and make sure the entire movable feast hits the damn train below which will derail it all in a fiery hellish climax, including a hidden thermonuclear bomb which takes out about 985 trillion square miles. I am usually the guy with all the optimism but I haven't seen him in a while. He's gone and my new name is Ji.

I might end up going all Ji on y'allz.

You know when the Jebman gets reaped in October for crise sake, this is gonnabe one of the worst skunk winters in history. Of course Boston will have a record winter with over a thousand inches of snow which will shut BOS down for two months. We gotta start a 2025-2026 Reaper's List and I am in the 1st Slot, for despairo over almost no snow in the Sierra Oct 13-14.

I think we should give this until tomorrow night. If that slug of precip hits Mammoth in a few hours and tomorrow, then maybe I don't necessarily feel like jumping off the ledge after all lol. But if they don't get the heavy snow, I'll be ready to jump, and jump BIG!

Its going to be such a piss poor winter, that this is exactly how I feel now.......

 

[Jebman]

'Kay folks, I am well back from The Ledge at this point. Mammoth got ten inches overnight into today with another 7 on the way today. Thats a major hit for them this early.

No reaping needed, Reaper can just enjoy retirement. I feel now, like I just won about 14 billion in the Texas Lottery with no Tax.

This is likely going to be a 2022-2023 engulfing for Mammoth, Big Bear and Tahoe and all up and down the entire Sierran Cordillera this winter. In early 2023 Big Bear had snow to 35 FEET on a level and they were frantically hand shoveling snow for the damn chairs to slide through! The snow was at the TOP OF THE PYLONS! BOS will get 600 inches this winter and Washington DC and the entire sub will get 70 to 140 inches by late April 2026. PSU and Tracker won't even be able to get out of the damn house..

Forget the thrash metal. Let's get this puppy started! Blast this at 400 decibels. Wake the neighbors up! DC Region is going 2009-2010 / 2013-2014 Hybrid this season could even have a side of 1996 thrown in for good measure!

The entire sub will attain full zombiehood this winter from staring at models for months and getting NAM'MED over and over and over and over again! It's gonnabe hunchback Nation from digging too much snow and numerous cases of brokeback from being cooped up for far too long with Ravensrule. (Not that it wouldn't be a thrill, though.)

There's NO Panic in DC this Winter.