Jebman

Keep the faith. Snow is coming, even though I may have been balls wrong about Christmas and New Years lmao.

Really interesting mapout of precip wrt rain shadow effects.

Correction: Mid Atlantic subforum: LOTS of snow for YOU! It's comin. I am the Unsinkable Molly Brown on Titanic, I say it WILL snow in the Mid Atlantic, and I would have WUBBED that 28 degree water once I ended up in the North Atlantic. I love cold waters, I absolutely WORSHIP snow and frigid -99 degree wind chills and 85mph northeasterly wind gusts, and I do hereby DECLARE Mid Atlantic will have rotating comma heads full of torrential snow that will force catastrophic shutdowns all up and down the Eastern Seaboard, with snow weenies flying all over! There will be tens of millions trapped up and down the I-95 Corridor! I never learn, and I never grow up lmao! I am still pulling for heavy snow and frigid cold in the Mid Atlantic! I am the one stop shop for all things snow, cold, high winds, one hundred below zero wind chills, life-threatening cold waters and especially life-threatening conditions in places like the northern Bering Sea, Alaskan Mountain ranges, northeastern mountains in the US, and my beloved Sierra Mountains covered with 100 feet of 95mph gusting windblown snows with mountain cornices so fooking dangerous that in Alta they will enforce a four month long Interlodge!

This reminds me of Palisades Tahoe last season!

Look at them thar snow whales at Whitetail ski resort! https://www.skiwhitetail.com/the-mountain/mountain-conditions/mountain-cams.aspx But the Greater Washington Metropolitan Region ain't gonna need no snow guns! We got BIG snows a-comin real soon, to countless beloved communities near you! You see we can get snow even BEFORE mid December! Don't you EVER forget PSU got not one, but FOUR INCHES of snow in his backyard! Imagine what we will get later in the season! Frigid cold and deep snows! Get ready for a rollicking eminently enjoyable winter, in which you will be so happy you'll be savoring miles-long epic jebwalks in blowing snow with nine foot tall knife-edged snowdrifts! Those aggregates are gonna be so damn BIG and so blown by those northeasterly winds, that you will have no choice at all in the matter, but to walk backwards! Blinding snow rates! Comma heads that will simply rotate in place, that'll blow your minds to snowy paradise! Snow weenies will be flying all over the place! And all will be right in the world for me, when I know that the entire sub is so damn mired up in deep snow, so damn tired of digging out of 7 foot snow berms that the careless, or maybe even vengeful snowplow drivers leave on your driveway entrances, that you will truly be crying for the Jebman to come dig you out! You will all be true Believers in the kind of winter that I have been preaching about, bringing you all up in the training and admonition of the true Snow Gods! Believe, and Use the Force! I have shown you all the door. You all have to walk through it. Mid Atlantic subbers, WE ARE GONNA WILL THIS INTO BEING! WE ARE ALL GONNA BRING THIS INCREDIBLE WINTER HOME!

It's gonna get better. You will see. This is going to be an incredible snow winter. Don't forget! PSU did not get an inch of snow. He got shellacked with 4 INCHES of snow! You guys are gonna get utterly obliterated by snow this winter. We ain't gonna be punting nothing! We are going to be kicking back in deep snow. There are not going to be any Lucy situations either! We are going to be telling our grandkids about the deep snow this winter.

This is only the Beginning. For both our subs. This, is going to be a winter like no other.

Confirmed. This is going to be one of the greatest winters ever seen here in the Mid Atlantic in decades.

Snowshoe is STILL getting demolished! https://www.snowshoemtn.com/media-room/skidder-slope-live-cam

This is going to be a winter like no other in the Mid Atlantic. Let's Celebrate, because you guys are gonna get demolished this winter! Crank this puppy to 397 decibels!

You are being HRRR'd. Now you know how you could get 3 to 6 inches of snow.

Homenuk is full of shoosh about the subtropical jet extension. This is the weakest fookin subtropical jet I have ever seen! Where is all of Texas' rain???? What frackin Nino? This is going to be one fooking DRY winter in South Central Texas! Homenuk is just that ---- a damn nuk! The nino is dead on arrival. We will do better in a neutral base enso state.

My radar shows mix in Manassas. Is this true?

Changeover is well ahead of schedule.

I am getting my daily readings in 13 cities. Dale City is 41 and rain, and falling. They were 47 not long ago. It's comin' Dale City! It's a-comin!

It is 37/26 here believe it or not, actually pretty good snowmaking weather lmao. Just got placed under a freeze warning, temps down to 26 tonight lol Dewpoint was 14 this afternoon. Goodbye fresh sweet figs, tomatoes. Summer had to end some time.

Homestead Resort has caved in. https://www.resortcams.com/webcams/homestead/ It's getting shredded by snow! At least 1-2 inches already!

This is a good sign. It is also good to see y'all getting to enjoy a storm and it is not even mid-December yet. Very, very promising for this upcoming winter. Remember, it is still late autumn.

Wow that snow is trying to cave in that deck! It'll happen!

Oh, I'll go visit some of the western ski resorts

Wake up? I'll tell you what a proper snow weenie is. A proper snow weenie stays up all night, is out JEBWALKING, with a yard stick, taking measurements throughout the storm. We snow enthusiasts don't get up. We are up like TRUE STORM CHASERS. We are up and at 'em! We don't wait for the storm! We take the research to the storm, chasing like a true overexcited snow maniac! We get in the very TEETH of the storm, walking around with a wireless tablet with wireless headphones BLASTING over 2000 tracks that remind us of the snow we cherish! We whoop loudly and long at each crazy northerly wind gust! We savor that frigid north wind blowing unbelievably huge snow aggregates right past the streetlights! We run in the deepening snow, and slide real long on the ice areas while whoopin' it up at the top of our lungs! We even get so damned HAPPY about finally getting to see our snow and getting to breathe in pure arctic air that smells so much like victory, that we dance on the ice like Michael Jackson at his very best! Even blasting Michael Jackson tracks! Go out there! The hell with the bed! You can sleep in the Summer! Right now you got SNOW! This is the MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD RIGHT NOW! Chase that storm! Get altitude! Get west and north! You don't have to put up with low altitudes and being too damned far east! Go enjoy the snow, on the snow's terms, and live it the hell up! You want to live forever?!!!!!!!!!

Snowshoe is getting it too https://www.snowshoemtn.com/media-room/skidder-slope-live-cam

Man I hope you get so demolished by snow! Stay safe and enjoy!

Good for you! Enjoy the storm. Get as much elevation as you can. The higher, the better. Get as far above 1500 feet as you can!

Colder air is coming, Dale City'ers! Snow wont be far behind! Break out the Monster drinks! No sleep tonight!