Jebman

Been storm central last 2 days down here - Trees snapped right off at the 16 foot level, water stream monitoring steel shacks simply blown away by Onion Creek Bridge in Buda last night, huge tree branches snapped off, sheared off along Main Street, Rt 967, a construction fence blown down and twisted up like a demented pretzel. That was last night. Tonight even more 60-70 mph gusts shook our entire house so bad, I am sure more trees are down all over Buda and Kyle. There are going to be far more severe weather hijinks over North America in the next months due to that Greenland machine getting turned down. It's been controlling weather over North America for thousands of years. Hurricane chasers will be permanently out of luck. You Washingtonians who have constituted the Legacy control over the past 300-400 years - Go ahead and ask yourself how on Earth does Jebman know all this? I've had insider knowledge for the past 30 years. Now it's time. Thats one reason I'm 1350 miles away from DC now, until the legacy nonsense is stopped COLD. All my "weird behavior at Giant Food, KFC, getting kicked out of public schooling in 1981" in Prince William County - all that was a put on. Oh it really happened, I "went to counseling for 22 years lol', You know something, I was in counseling for hitting lebs at KFC, but dang, they let me hit lebs in the building. It's all true and on record. Now, The Times, They Are A-Changin'! And the Legacy controllers KNOW IT. Ten years from now America will not be recognizable. Earth won't be either. POST SCARCITY is coming to Earth. Everything we have been taught is nonsense. I'll be all over the ski resorts digging snow and watching every storm, walking around again with a ruler in one hand and a thermometer in the other hand getting my personal snow fix. I'll be 21 again. I'll be around at least into the 2110's. I will not be in N VA. Not enough snow and not cold enough. Everyone will be perfectly free to create and do whatever they want. "Working to pay bills" will be optional lol. Better get used to thinking this way folks. It's coming like a tsunami and super fast.

Its snowing in Colorado tonight! Up to 12 inches!! https://coloradoweathercam.com/boulder-colorado-weather-cams/ Mammoth got 3 inches last night! I am The Jebman. I ALWAYS know where to find the snow! Even in May!

Well I must admit, we got slammed by moderate rain overnight and today, and I got caught in some of that heavy rain in my car with the leaky roof. LMAO. I ended up with nearly 3 inches of fresh rain by late this afternoon.

Damn I'm a good forecaster in Texas. I was correct about tonight! The storm track is north. Storms and showers are tracking ENE just 20 miles north of us. Good for them. Some Texans will have a good green summer. We won't. Okay. Maybe next spring/summer. BIG yellow/red elements, hopped right over Buda, reformed just to our east. Par for the Course. We are going to dry out like Egyptian papyrus in the Valley of the Kings in 131 degree heat lol. We are going to run out of water, soon. Bank on it. Tomorrow in Buda: Partly Cloudy with ESE winds and highs right back in the humid 80s. Absolutely zero hope for us. We are done for until Fall and the record El Nino. San Antonio just got smashed by a giant orange rain filled radar element! Aleet! Aleet! Severe water rescues incoming! DAMN I'M JEALOUS!! Some of these radar returns are getting DEEP PURPLE! UH-OH! Better have a tornado shelter!! South of San Antonio, several bowling balls made up of solid angry dark purple are rolling right along smashing numerous communities with super heavy rainfalls stacking up rain tallies to ridiculous levels. What I would give for training like that! I'd be trained right up and in fine form with better than a foot of fresh rain, while I get to watch parts of Rt 967 wash away along with lots and lots of expensive construction equipment! Usually I am too far south for heavy life giving rain. Tonight, I am too far north of heavy life giving rain. I can't ever win, because I am so practiced at losing! Lucy is in fine form tonight, pulling every good rainstorm from under us at the very last moment, time and again! DAMN it again! 130am yet another huge yellow blob just missed us to the south. Wow, I am too far north for rain here. Gotta move south, gotta move south. As of 2.17am local time areas about 14 miles south of Buda are under frantic Flood Warnings. These communities have received 2-4 inches of life giving rain and MUCH MORE is on the way!!!!! See what I mean? Buda and Hays are the most CURSED communities in Texas! We get missed so much! By now, we should have gotten one or two of these storms but we are the most statistically unlucky places in the south US.

The forecast for south central Texas is a rational and good forecast. However, the forcing has consistently been located in a ribbon in between Austin and Waco all day long. This ribbon of forcing WILL NOT SHIFT SOUTH ever through mid November, when a record strong Nino will flood Texas with record 57 million year rains to my eternal delight. I live on a hill and I will then watch everyone get washed away. Buda will see about 483 small drops of rain tonight. That's all. But if you live between Austin and Waco, uh-oh.... But that will NOT happen in May, June, July, August or September this year. This fall things will change dramatically. There is also a mechanism that has been controlling weather in North America that will be dismantled this fall and that will radically alter weather in North America starting especially in 2027. The winter of 2026-2027 may resemble a severe Little Ice Age because of that. I have had an inside track on that matter for 2 years. Any of you ever see the TV series The Expanse? Would you believe it is TRUE? I have an inside track on that. Public will be hearing about that very soon. It is going to absolutely emotionally destroy many people. Not me though. I love dystopian scifi, ESPECIALLY when it comes true! The Times, They Are A-Changing so damn much it is beyond anything anyone in our time is even capable of imagining! But I am absolutely LOVING ALL OF IT! Let's see folks, the possibility of Earth a Kardashev 2.3 civilization in 30 years is a real possibility. I can deal with that. Can you? I can keep up with exponential logarithmic geometric change in technological and societal terms. I can do that in my sleep! About everyone else, I am not so sure.

North Texas is going to get severely waterboarded the next three days. Some people will get caught in the flooding and drown. I do not need to worry about that in Buda. All of the rain has been consistently north. It will stay north. I will get 23,865 mist droplets tomorrow total - less than one four thousand ninety sixths of an inch of life giving rain. We're in a record drought. It's going to make 2011 down here look like a cool fall day in January. We will get missed by the rain followed by 45 billion year record heat. We're going to set heat records this summer that are gonna make the Sahara look like Mammoth Mountain in January 2023. We'll get missed by the heavy rain. Bank on it. You'll be richer than your wildest dreams of avarice. Beneficial rain HATES Buda. Every time.

It's only 87 degrees in Buda. Nice mild summer day. BUT, the DEWPOINT is 75 degrees. We are getting this stuff early this year. It's truly ugh out there!

Mammoth and Palisades are getting demolished by snow; Mammoth has about 10 inches of new freshies with another 14 expected tonight. https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam

It's 58/57 here in Buda with light rain. We have had nearly 3 inches the past 48 hours and are closing in on 10 inches of rain for the year. Might just be catching up to Dale City lol. Lawn is gonna go bonkers, but we got more water in the ground.

Don't look now but Mammoth and Palisades may be looking at another 18 inches of snow as another April snowstorm takes aim on the Sierra.

We are seeing rain today in Buda, only 56 degrees nice cool weather and more rain developing to the southwest and then hitting us, piling up and padding totals. I've seen 1.3 today, a half inch yesterday now up to nearly 9 inches on the year. Uh-oh I may be catching up to Northern Virginia rain totals lol.

Wow The Times, They Are A-Changin'!!!! The next three months are gonnabe very interesting! One day I might come back to N VA and the DMV, a hell of a lot YOUNGER, ready to jebwalk and dig immense amounts of snow again! There are a TON of people in West Virginia and in Dale City who know what I am talking about when I say I will be hitting lebs again and keeping records the same way I did in Dec 2010 at Charles Town! Some day, probably about 4 years from now, I'll be back. I'm 62 years old, and in all seriousness, I am probably likely less barely a quarter to a third of the way through my life. The times baby, they are really really changing in an incredibly big way for all of us!

The entire summer is probably gonna go full-on aggro.

Dale City hit 91 degrees today! You guys are 25 degrees above normal! Normal high is 66, normal low is 45.

Wow Dale City hit 88 degrees today? Your normal high temperature is 66 degrees!

This was an A winter in Buda. 1.5 inches of sleet and freezing rain and one high of 26 degrees, three nights lows near 15 degrees. It does not take much to have an A-grade winter in these parts because our average high/low in January is 59/41.

Our rain chances just evaporated. The forcing is going vroom vroom, straight to the northeast. Our next real chance will be sometime in Oct or Nov with the Super El Nino. Hopefully there will be a HUGE flood, and I will be right in the middle of it, literally. "This is Jebman, reporting to you LIVE from a tree with my tablet and other personal area net equipment, in the midst of what is likely shaping up to be one of the very worst historical floods here in Buda in late 2026. It is pouring rain, they say this Nino is the worst in history. I will keep you all up to date with the very latest on the Flood of 2026, as long as I can. The water is rising steadily - and this tree is massive but it is swaying! Rain rates are at times up to 4 inches per hour. I give my survival - One chance in Three. Stay Tuned!" Meanwhile in other news, Palisades Tahoe still has heavy snow, they STILL are piling it right up, likely well over two feet and counting! It's a firehose of moisture and it just keeps going and going and going, kind of like the Energizer Bunny! https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams#tab=palisades Check out the Alpine Peak Cam! That snow must be over 30 inches deep by now and still comin down with a hell of a lot more to go! https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams#tab=alpine

It's hard to comprehend why these Texas forecasters keep right on predicting 4 to 10 inches of rain for our region when by now it should be obvious that Houston will have torrential rain throughout the night into Monday and Austin and vicinity will have occasional sprinkles with maybe a wetting to perhaps a quarter inch of rain thru Monday night. I am no meteorologist but why do they keep on paying these Mets down here big money for crazy forecasts nearly a FOOT of rain, when Buda usually does not see that much in 10 months? I think the NWS down here may need to go back to weather school. I am getting warnings on my phone! I know damn well I'm not getting a half inch of rain through May 15! We are in a DROUGHT. Drop these ridiculous warnings for Austin and Hays County NOW! This might be a more reasonable forecast Here it is: Sunday night for the Austin Metropolitan Region including Buda, Sprinkles overnight, Wetting to quarter inch of rain at most. Monday, Mostly cloudy with a 30 percent chance of a passing shower, maybe one sixteenth of an inch of rain. Rest of the week partly cloudy, SE winds, highs in the upper 70s to low 80s, lows near 67. The southeasterlies will maintain low level humidity into the foreseeable future. Warn Houston, anyone can see they are in full flood stage and will stay there through Thursday at least! All the rain is training over them and will through Monday morning! Where do these Texan meteorologists come from? Oh wait, all the experts got fired by YOU KNOW WHO! OK Texan NWS, that is MUCH BETTER! I apologize, you guys are pretty smart after all! Probably a 195 Intelligence Quotient! .UPDATE... Issued at 902 PM CDT Sun Apr 12 2026 The Flood Watch previously in effect for portions of the I-35 corridor and Coastal Plains was cancelled at around 9 PM CDT. While the atmosphere should remain more moist than normal through the night over the former watch region, a lack of strong forcing and lowered confidence in the coverage of widespread heavy rain led to the cancellation of the watch. Regardless, a few isolated showers and storms may still produce some localized heavy downpours overnight, given the moist environment. This is a much better forecast. It's likely to be correct for the Austin area and surrounding cities and towns. Hey, THANKS, Texas NWS! You guys are pretty cool folks!

Check out Alpine Peak Cam at Palisades Tahoe!!! They got well over two feet of snow and it is STILL POURING HUGE AGGREGATES! https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams#tab=alpine The 8200 foot Scope - They cleared that platform earlier today with a snow blower, well it has a 3 foot drift covering it! I think Palisades got 2 feet just today, not counting the 16 to 26 inches last night! Wow man this is an all-out atmospheric river for Palisades! Mammoth was too far south for the river. https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams#tab=palisades

Last night it was Dallas that got the floods. Today it was Houston that got all the rain. We're stuck in the middle with very little rain as the Drought of the Milennium roars on amid record emigration right into South Central Texas as millions of people suck up what little water is left. There's no hope at all for us and no hope for me. Soon, I'll be completely waterless and shit out of luck. In other news today Mammoth got another 8 inches of snow at least as the freshies keep on falling hard. This is a nice reset for Mammoth and for skiers. Those folks should have plenty of fresh water as well.

Mammoth is getting demolished by heavy wind driven snows right now! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam

Mammoth got 18 inches last night. They just got upgraded to a foot of new snow today!

This, is one of my more favorite Gen Z tracks,

Mammoth got 18 inches. Palisades got 24 inches. Snow is still falling. Buda got about 7 inches of MISSED RAIN. The huge line moved northeast and severe drought is assured for Buda. We got missed. Par for the Course per usual. This happens all the time. Dry as a vile popcorn fart and people moving in and the entire Kyle/Buda Metroplex is being constructed up far faster than Dubai in the past 50 years, in only 3 years. We are gonna run out of water. When we do, cost of the water will be extremely high and few will be able to afford it. South Central Texas will have to extensively process Gulf of Mexico water and this will cost everyday people so much that a very good thing will finally happen to Texas: Depopulation! Everyone will move to Redstone in Alabama where all the jobs are and they get a ton of rain. No one ever realized the frightening Magnitude of the Drought of the 21st Century in Texas. You gotta have the water to LIVE and water is going to be extremely expensive. Many folks will end up moving, to literally greener pastures in the Mid South where they get 90 inches of rain a year. I have been weeding mom's flowerbeds and I have never in all my born days, ever seen her rosebushes so short. In a normal year I have to clip 20 foot long branches of the rosebush up front. This year, nothing. We are shit out of luck. It's obvious its gonnabe a prohibitively DRY YEAR. Mid April and we have yet to mow the damn lawn. It's brown as a Thanksgiving turkey. They are gonnabe fining people in BUDA for watering lawns. This is in actuality a multiyear drought and this year we got so little rain its record BAD.

Well well well I was looking at an older picture of the Woolly Camera. I reloaded it and man that place is a snow globe, with 4 inches on the Woolly Lot. That snow is blowing all over the place and visibilities are shot all to hell and back! Even the Village Level has an inch of snow and even there the snow is so heavy its unbelievable. You have to keep refreshing the damn camera! I was looking at what was likely a 5 hours old image. Well it's updated and that place is getting so fracking DEMOLISHED! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/the-village At the Woolly Lot level snow is now coming down so fracking HARD that you can't even see the ground! They are just getting utterly DESTROYED by torrential snow that is being whipped into a milkshake froth! I'd estimate 4-5 inches on the Lot with drifts on the steps to 9 inches, temp is 26 and falling! The forecast for tonight WAS 9-13 inches. They just updated it to 14 to 20 inches! I am gonna stay up all damn NIGHT LONG! Its a gray froth, wind is simply BLASTING that heavy snow sideways so hard, it's a grey froth and piling up. In other news the line of impressive storms in Texas will clip us to the north in all likelihood I will end up with 5 minutes of drizzle/light rain. But that SNOW in Mammoth is UNDENIABLE! It is just POURING DOWN in a gray froth! Plow guy has arrived on the Woolly Lot at 3am Texas time. Snow looks to be about 6-7 inches deep. Still pouring down and blowing like a wild banshee!