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Jebman

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  1. It means you guys are gonna get five straight Benchmark Blizzards along with a winter to remember.
  2. Jebman

    Winter 2025-26

    It's gonnabe a 2013-2014 Winter in the DC metropolitan region. Get the diggin shovels ready. Get ready to be watching models for months.
  3. Thank, 87Storms! I remember those blizzards in Jan 1987! That's a story in itself! Why haven't they red-tagged YOU yet?!
  4. Congrats, WxUSAF! You win. I came in dead last lmao. I hand the Torch to Thee! Excellent Job! BTW, snow levels at Mammoth are gonnabe falling to 10,800 feet tonight Sept 11 2025. Already wearing out my finger from hitting refresh!
  5. Hey Rhino16, thank you very much! Why haven't they red-tagged you yet?
  6. Possibly some more rain today in Buda. Rain to the west as I am coming back from delivering in San Marcos this morning prompted me to cover the car. They are expecting 2 to 4 additional inches probably in San Marcos south today. I am expecting a quarter to half inch and will be content, even with a sixteenth of an inch.
  7. Jebman

    Winter 2025-26

    North Balti's gonna cash in this winter. So will you and nearly everyone else in this here sub.
  8. Just wanted to say to the meteorologists on here, you guys are doing a great job with the system working thru south central Tex right now. You are forecasting 1-3 possible today, 1-2 possible tomorrow. I personally saw a third of an inch. Thats reasonable. Great job. Have a good day today, and an even better one tomorrow.
  9. I cherish the one time I got reaped. Never felt better. Almost better than if I ever got to hang out with Ashley B. Its really a cryin shame WxWeather007 retired. Reapers never retire. But then, we all know this winter is gonnabe like '13-'14 and '09-'10 in one unbelievably Brobdingnagian frigid incredibly snowy Day After Tomorrow scenario, right into late April in DCA.
  10. Shortening days I think is what does it, but cooling temps don't hurt. Man I miss those leaf colors so much. All leaves do in Texas is turn brown like a Thanksgiving turkey.
  11. Eagles will crush the Cowboys. MD will get crushed by heavy snow.
  12. So many times Kyle Texas steals all of our rightful rain. They'd get 3 inches of torrential rain then I get home to Buda, 7 miles north and frackin' NADA. Everything is brown as a Thanksgiving turkey. I am getting sick as ebola of this damn drought. You know whats the worst part? No hope for hurricanes in the western gulf of mexico. Not with that brobdingnagian semipermanent trough in the East. It's never gonna rain again in Buda. I am almost out of water. At the rate this is going, I am soon gonnabe forced to drink my damn piss just to survive like Bear Grylls in Africa.
  13. No we won't. Panic Room will close down in despair while everyone in the Mid Atlantic has a sore back from shoveling too much deep snow.
  14. Look I apologize for posting this stuff in the modeling long range thread. But I need a real meteorologist like Millville Wx, high risk, WxUSAF, wxmeddler, or any other red tagged Met to explain this nomenclature to me. My fields are software engineering and AI engineering, not these apparently statistical terms. I am not really a weather person, only a silly snow weenie in winter wishing 4 feet of snow on DCA from one storm. This paragraph is from today's AFD for AUS. The rainy and cloudy weather will support cooler temperatures beginning this weekend. With a thermal trough in our area during this period, showers and storms could be more effective at producing rain-cooled air. The approaching front may also contribute some cooler air depending how far south it gets, though given the time of year, most of the cooler temperatures will probably be rain and cloud driven. This introduces significant uncertainty in temperatures as illustrated by 7 to 10 degree interquartile ranges in NBM QMD maximum temperatures on Sunday and Monday. Given the large uncertainties, the current temperature forecast is aligned with the NBM, featuring highs in the 80s to low 90s Sunday and Monday before gradually warming back up into midweek after the active weather pattern passes. What I would like a meteorologist to do for me here is to please explain to me in 4th grade terms, what interquartile means. This stuff is WAY above my paygrade as well as centuries above my IQ level too. lmao Thanks in advance, I am sorry for posting this in the long range thread BUT I need a real Met to try and explain this term to me. Another thing, what are standard deviations? What do meteorologists mean when they say in an area forecast disco, that moisture is several standard deviations above normal for that time of year? Might have to send someone some XRP for defining INTERQUARTILE. And standard deviation. This time next year, xrp is going to be at least 75 dollars a coin. Right now it is about 2.30 I think. It's gonna go up. By 2030 it is gonnabe about 650 a coin.
  15. NWS really missed that last storm BAD. It just vanished. However, it enabled me to deliver last night, had a very very good night so happy it did not rain. Holiday weekends are the BEST! Here comes the Holiday Season! Nothing but 90s/70s dewpoints for the foreseeable future! Rain be GONE! Wall to wall perpetual sunshine here forever in The Lone Star State! Fall is still a good ways away from us! If you live in the DCA Metropolitan Region......... Better look out! Gonnabe super COLD! Lots chances for moisture/frigid airmass alignment! Gonnabe a MASSIVE winter for snow lovers back East! You can take that directly to the Bank with 98 percent interest which YOU get to keep!
  16. You have a very chilly weather system about to crash right into the Mid Atlantic from the frigid Yukon Territories. Be very careful what you wish for!
  17. i am very glad I reside in Texas. I am safe from twisters down here where I live. Nice job, George BM!
  18. Seriously? Okay, come on down, to Austin, Texas! We got all the Summer you can handle!
  19. I am so damn jealous its not even funny. We've had 75 dews for months. I have gotten so accustomed to 98/75 that I kick back on a plastic chair in the back porch in the shade and fall fast asleep while I am supposed to be watering mom's plants. I am so used to humid weather, that at night while delivering I often have the windows down, in 78/74 conditions.
  20. In other news....... huge brobdingnagian rain event with eight inches of rain will likely miss Buda entirely. Drought and desertification love North Hays County. This hyped up weather system is no exception. Edit: Yeah, this thing is fizzling fast. Been a while since we got any real rain. Everything is turkey brown, turning into a Saharan dust bowl. What was once being touted as a major rain event down here has become a fast evaporating fizzle. Hey, at least we are consistent. I counted about 236 small rain drops, may be a record for August! NWS needs to start tapering down their ridiculous forecast for Central Texas. San Antonio probably got 3 inches. The rest of us are gonna have a hard time getting the pavement wet. This 2 to 4 inches with lollies of EIGHT INCHES borders on outright insanity. Maybe this crazy forecast happened because trump fired all the good forecasters because someone hurt trumps feelings. The weather system is evaporating as though it never even existed. Central Texas will become a full fledged DESERT by 2035. There are serious weather alterations ongoing globally that will drastically change sensible weather over the next 5 years. One of the results of this, in central Texas, will be hotter summers, cruelly frigid winters, with extremely dry conditions. It's already happening. I am losing plants every winter. You can no longer grow lemons down here. It gets way too cold in February and is extremely dry. Anyway, the much vaunted weather system in central Texas is simply disappearing into nothingness. Tomorrow will be 99 degrees with a few clouds. The rapidly dissipating system means I get to deliver tonight!
  21. Nope this is the Beginning of one of the best Winters in Mid Atlantic history. It's starting. I am SO HAPPY for you guys! This winter is going to be unbelievably snowy cold and unendingly FUN!
  22. THAT DOES IT! I am gonna write one up that glorifies the snow and cold!
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