Jebman

I need to move back to the DC Metropolitan Region. Ever since I left in 2018 things have gone to hell worse than the post-Snyder Redskins franchise.

I been begging for cold. Well, it is already 45/35 right now in Buda, clear, very light northerly winds. If anything, it will be colder than last night. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!! And, I have to do delivery late tonight, at oh dark thirty, and it will be super cold. It was only days ago it was warm and I blasted Playboi Carti and Ken Carson at near full blast in the car. Now I have to keep the windows shut tight and blast the heater.

2009-2010 and 2013-2014 maybe with a decent side of 1995-96. Stock up on shovels and snowblowers and salt. Get some Mt Everest-grade crampons too. No more slippin on the ice. I think Central Texas may go Feb 2021 or worse. This may be a massive snow winter all up and down the Eastern Seaboard.

This is going to be outright historic in the Mid Atlantic this winter, and maybe even down here in south central TX.

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!! It is 38/30 37/29 right now in Buda! This is our first official low in the 30s this season so far, and we have not even had a low in the 40s yet! This is very cold for us at this time of year! NORMAL LOW IS 55 degrees! It was COLD out delivering tonight! DAAAAMN it was cold!!!! Low was 36. This may well be close to record lows for the date down here.

That's really interesting! I tapped it...... Hope you guys get good soaking rains.

SUUUUUUUUURRRRRREEEEEE this is a so-called strong cold front in Texas. Strong winds earlier have stopped. We had far stronger south winds last night associated with August-magnitude humidity. This "front" is pedestrian. I could go outside right now in speedos and soaked with water and conditions are NO DIFFERENT from last night. Some cold front. I am sick with disappointment and howling with agonizing despair! We will be fortunate to get much below 60 degrees tonight. Every NWS forecaster in central Texas needs to get their sorry southern ass back into kindergarten and learn about how the weather is changing from now on, particularly in the Southern US. Summer of HELL continues in south Texas, well into 2026. - 556am Oct 29 2025 edit......... Okay folks. Need to do a walk back here. I admit it. I was near DEAD WRONG about the weather forecast. This IS a strong cold front, and I got caught flat footed out in it, with summer attire. In the middle of the night. I was upset about the cold front appearing to be so pedestrian it wasn't funny. So what did I do? I went off on a 2009-10-style enthusiastic jebwalk like back in Charles Town in the legendary winter of '09/'10. I undertook a jebwalk in Kyle in the construction fields in the dark of night at 345am with shorts and a frickin tshirt. Well, it got super cold all of a sudden, the winds REALLY picked up, advected a metric ton of chilly air right into our region, and I got lost real bad down there in the East Yarrington Region, and it fell down into the middle 50s with wind gusts probably near 40-45mph, and I damn near caught my death of chilblains tonight! I managed to jebwalk right into a water filled hole, got soaked with freezing water right up to my damn azz! It was dark, everything out there looked the same at 345am, I was pizzed off because I got lost out there and it turned out to be a bit cooler than I had thought, and I AM a bit too old for this stuff after all. My knee took a hell of a beating, too. I was so angry about the mild milquetoast weather, about the front I'd been promised that hit with real mild winds that were so weak and pedestrian, that I went off on a genuine 2009-10 type recreation of a West Virginia-class jebwalk. Well, I got my cool weather alright. Damn I need to NOT try this kind of jebwalk anymore! I am too damn OLD for this! I'll be damnfool lucky not to end up with terminal pneumonia. I got so cold, I started getting confused. It turned out to be a long, long walk back to I 35 thru the pitch black freezing cold fields lmao! My shoes were waterlogged COLD and squelching smelly mud! That wind was so damn STRONG and COLD, it blew right thru me! I have never been so COLD in my entire life! Especially after I blundered into that hole or whatever it was full of cold freezing water! It was real real dark. It looked like a normal puddle, hey I'll just power thru it, get my shoes a little wet. Damn. Man that water was so damn COLD, right up to my fooking azz! Meteorologists don't need retraining, I need some damn common sense. Try not to laugh too hard, its been a long hot summer and Sept-Oct were well above normal and I had to work out in that hot humid miasma every day!

Even more Targhee Snows!

Here's another Grand Targhee live webcam! You can ALWAYS count on the Jebman to keep you in the snow!

Hey guys - Grand Targhee Resort Webcam! Rain changed to snow and it will pile up! When you want to see snow - You know where to go! The Jebman ALWAYS KNOWS where the blizzards are!

Cold nov/dec = JanuBuried in DCA. Fixed. FebuBuried, too. No mercy. Morched, too.

Mid Atlantic will be digging a LOT of snow this winter. Bank on it.

I'll keep it 100 by admitting that yes we did get one last bit of the overall weather system tonight. Pretty good real heavy shower with thunder that was loud as hell. May have picked up a quick quarter inch. In a few days, massive cold front will smash into south central Texas bringing our very first official HIGHS in the 60s and lows near 40. Brrrrrrrr! It's gonnabe fun and refreshing! I might take a very slow painful jebwalk in it too. Left knee and foot's a birtch these days. Word to the wise: Too damn much jebwalking when you're young can end up like the Jebman at 61 lmao.

In other news though, they have seen 14 inches of snow on Mt Bachelor; AR is underway with more coming down! That's 21 inches on their season so far! Its blowing too!! That atmospheric river in Washington State, it is invading Oregon, too! Look out Mt Bachelor!

Time for a rant about getting missed. OK last night we eked out 1.5 inches. But tonight we were supposed to get another 2 inches. Those storm are 5 miles away. I can see them! We are gonna miss by only a few miles. I just covered my car with a tarp. Automatic JINX. Every time I do that ----- We get missed. Lucy loves this place, and my damn back is so sore from Lucy yanking that accursed football out from under me every time I try for a 10 yard field goal. Damn. I hate living in Death Hell Valley, Texas. There is nothing worse than living in an arid place. I'd take 1000 years of 32.9 degrees with 7,000 inches of rain a year and my house is on titanium stilts 300 feet high. This is a kind of living death watching all my precious plants slowly dying of drought. Drought is a way of life in south central Texas.

We're getting a lot of steady light to moderate rain over hours. This is the best because it soaks in does not run off.

We are about to have a little fun with this puppy https://radar.weather.gov/station/kewx/standard Those pinks and whites are likely going to hit Buda head on. While you guys get to chill out with some cool weathers.

Wow you guys are COLD! And where I am we may be actually getting some badly needed rain tomorrow night!

Well slightly better news tonight: Its 71 degrees BUT that dewpoint is steadily falling, I am watching it fall right thru the 40s!!! It's 42 now. This is a very DRY airmass, it is gonnabe nice and crisp later tonight when I venture out for some delivering. Time for the light coat! If only we had some rain and wind to go with it! I can barely feel it but we have a delightful NE wind at 5 mph!!!

It's 91/66 an sure enough I am outside clearing brush like a common inmate such as Cool Hand Luke, except I am not very cool, and it is sure not cool outside. Hell goes on in south Texas. Us getting down to average lows like 57 degrees is a RARITY. We are averaging 10-13 degrees ABOVE avg for lows. No end in sight, it will continue hot and humid likely right into November, and absolutely no RAIN for the foreseeable future. Fuels such as grass and scrub are drier than a proverbial popcorn fart. One spark and the entire state goes up and me with it. What a relief! I can't work in this hot dry torrid environment. This part of the world is CURSED. No doubt about it. Its deep Autumn everywhere but south Central Texas where HELL SUMMER reigns supreme. That subtropical high is made of steel and all other weather systems just bounce off it. Its the Ultimate Klingon Anti Rain and Anti Cold Front Shield.

Cruel, cruel SE winds already warmed things up. We fell to 51 and I was so happy. Then that pesky southeast trade wind started up and warmed us to 65 already! Damn that subtropical high from Hell! It is like the damn Energizer Bunny. It just keeps going, and going, and going............

Congrats on the rain!

Yeah I have an ob of sorts. This is hard to believe, but it is ONLY 57 55 degrees, with a dewpoint of 43 degrees. The wind is light out of the north If only I had some steady light to moderate rain to go with this delightful 55/42 coolness, I'd be so damn overly happy I'd run up and down Cabela's Blvd in Buda at 3am stark frackin' naked. HOWEVER tomorrow, BACK up to 94 degrees. This subtropical high just won't give up. Its the Summer With No End. I think there is no such thing, as a Pattern Change. Not this low sun season and not in Texas.

Snyder is gone but his "legacy" lives on in the Commanders. This is why I am a Ravens fan. Ravens will get better; Commanders will assuredly not.

Ouch very warm dry all winter in Texas. NWS is a genius. We will be extremely hot and dry thru the winter in south Texas. Meanwhile in other news.......numerous nor'easters smash into DCA along with anomalous cold and snow after snow after snow after snow. It gets so dry in TX that the Diaspora begins, people leaving for moister and rainier pastures. Nothing can live in our 1930s Dust Bowl. Long range forecasts paint a very dismal picture indeed of the Southwest including Texas. almost no rain at all right into Summer 2026. Also no help from the Tropics: No hurricane landfalls expected in 2026 either, irregardless of ENSO. I know why but I am not saying. I want hurricane ravaging of the US coastlines back. I miss 2005 so much. The eastern US will have anomalous cold along with record snowpacks, followed by a dismal chilly "spring" followed by an anomalously cool summer 2026 with plenty of rain from May 2026 onward, after a very snowy low sun period. Many industries now moving into Texas will be leaving next year: Too Damn DRY - No water and notable dust storms reminiscent of Arizona and other places that normally get dust storms. Texas gets renamed The Haboob State, in place of The Lone Star State. This is the future and the present folks, read em and weep. Lots factories are gonnabe getting out of Austin soon. WATER will be costlier than GOLD or even gasoline.