Jebman

We have a Winnah!

Congrats everyone who got rain!

2025-26 is going to be a snowFULL FREEZE.

Congratulations, Everyone in the Mid Atlantic. Enjoy this. Stay safe.

So hot for the squirrels its LMAO!!!!

Hope you all get lots of excellent thunderstorms with lots of rain and very cool temps! 101/79 is way too hot for the Mid Atlantic.

You're very, very welcome! Love the NE Ski Thread in the winter! Many breathtaking pics and stories!

This is a very serious situation. Your region is in an extreme heat wave for your part of the country. Check on relatives and the elderly. Stay cool and hydrated, even at night. Be extremely careful doing strenuous activities especially in the sun. Take lots of breaks and get in a cool pool in the SHADE or better yet in the AC with an industrial fan blasting cool wind chill values.

When that heat index hits 119 degrees down here in Texas, I start getting sick. Drink water like a hot horse and get into air conditioning. Or crawl into an ice cooler at 7-11. This kind of heat is a CRITICAL EMERGENCY!

Right now in Charles Town 91 degrees, with a TORRID 79 DEGREE DEWPOINT! That feels like an anteroom of Hell at 106! MGM National Harbor High 101 Low 80!! DP only 62. You guys are burning right up!

We'll take this off your hands and leave you with an extreme early season cold front from your October timeframe.

You guys are stealing all of our 100s. We only managed 93 today. I'm jealous. We are supposed to get weeks and weeks of 104, while your region gets severe training thunderstorms. MGM National Harbor, they scored a 100/77 today. I am getting VERY JEALOUS up in here, now! Why in the heck is Austin struggling to hit 90 while the entire East Coast is 100 or better with lows almost 80?????? In June!!! ????? What the sam hill is going on here? Why is it hotter on the East Coast than anywhere in Texas?

Holy Smokes! Dale City hit 100 degrees before we did in Texas! I just found out, I am getting my temperature readings right now for fourteen cities. Its hot as hell up there! YOU GOT US BEAT! The world is all turned upside down and inside out! We were a cool 93 with many cumulus clouds. At the rate things are going, Austin will see snow fly in the late fall before Washington does! lmao J/K. No way. Washington DC will get frozen to death by 2009/10 UberBlocking along with epic Mammoth-like blizzard, after epic Mammoth-like blizzard. The Mid Atlantic will get a serious taste of Little Ice Age conditions, before the LIA sets in for real in 2030-31.

This post by you amarshall, is by far one of the finest and most classiest I have ever read on any forum, anywhere, in the past 20 years. It's on my new phpBB3 SciWx Forum and on my new MediaWiki wiki. I have to move 20 years worth of memories from SciWx 1 because Invision Power Boards has visions of grandeur; they will be charging 100 dollars a MONTH for IPB boards like AmWx. IPB executives have Mediterranean and Cancun yachts that you and I will pay for. I am doing a lifewide review of everything in the past 60 years that I can remember experiencing and this post of yours is most assuredly top shelf. SNE/NNE Posters have got some of the most incredible stories of all time and I am archiving many of what I think are THE BEST in the past 20 years. Especially in the Skiing Thread here.

You guys are gonna get your cold. You are gonna get your snow, too. Starting in 2030. I'll be way too old. But get ready. Buy 50 Jebman Shovels, several snowblowers and get some construction equipment. You're gonnabe charging exorbitant rates for snow removal. You guys are gonna get so damn tired of snow you will move south!

We are due. Nor'easters will clobber DCA with heavy snows and Vodka cold, over and over and over again.

DCA: 106 IAD: 103 BWI: 102 RIC: 101 I am late but I said what the fook. Hey I am a last minute! I am a last minute! I'll confess WHY I completely forgot about the summer max contest. I am as severely badly head over heels in LOVE, with ancient Egyptology, especially hieroglyphs, now, as I was once in love with jebwalking in the snow and ice and wallowing in stolen drifts at 3 in the morning. Stuff like Gobekli Tepe are now my favorites, but it's the egyptological stuff, the hieroglyphs, cursive hieroglyphs, hieratic, demotic, coptic, and even outright Egyptian Arabic, in fact ANY alphabet not like our own, has become a kind of Indiana Jones-like fascination for me. I have also been literally swept right off my feet by the many Kings and Pharaohs and all the Dynasties and Pyramids, I want to KNOW THEM ALL !! I long to immerse myself in thousands of ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics, just like Daniel Jackson of SG-1 !!! I mean to learn every last archaeologist who ever studied Egyptology, like Howard Carter! This, is why I have totally forgotten the hallowed Summer Max Contest. I absolutely adore all those hieroglyphics. I love to take jebwalks in 105 weather while pretending I am down in Lower Egypt like Howard Carter making epic discoveries and then meticulously cataloguing every last scrap of pottery that even has one tiny cuneiform or hieroglyphic on it! And, I'd make damn sure every last artifact gets transported to the Egyptian Museum in Cairo! You can add Mayan hieroglyphs, too! All four codices!

George BM, July 1 and a brand spankin new Banter Thread is approaching. PLEASE write us up an EPIC hurricane yarn featuring an epic 270 mph hurricane getting drawn into the mouth of the Chesapeake Bay then going stationary right in the middle of it with Bay water temps in the upper 80s. Lets start this Summer off with a BANG! HUGE rainbands dumping hyper efficient rain rates, Bay of Fundy-like SURGE and epic Banda Aceh-like waves on top of the surge and tons of tornadoes! Widespread 150 year freshwater flooding, whipped into a Katrina-like froth by the banshee winds over the entire Mid Atlantic! Extreme rain tallies in the Appalachians! Entire towns in western Virginia getting swept out onto the Piedmont by extreme floodwaters! If there is any professional forecaster in the National Weather Service who can portray this, it has got to be YOU, George BM!!!

Around Jan 25. That's typically when the sun angle declines just enough for you guys to cool down into the lower 90s for highs.

amarshal is a one in a 999 decillion to the 899quadrillionth power Poster up in the New England Sub. Check out this gem https://www.americanwx.com/bb/topic/60970-2024-2025-ski-season-thread/?do=findComment&comment=7670618 I copied his post on my brand new phpBB3 forum, ScienceWeather 2, and took at least fifteen screenshots. IPB forums are gonna increase to 99 dollars a MONTH. I can't pay it. I gotta evacuate 20 years of memories from Science Weather 1 or lose them FOREVER! I'd estimate that during the 20 year long blogging craze I amassed about 10,000 blog links that now need to be tested one by one then re-recorded. Damn IPB straight to HELL! If YOU run an Invision Power Forum you are in this mess and they already got your ballz to the Wall with a sledgehammer. IPB creators have yachts in the Med that we all need to pay for. That's the reason for the abrupt increase in Invision Power Board forum premiums. URGENT NOTE TO RANDY Stormtracker, If this is an Invision Power Board, you just might want to look for a new forum software right now. They are going to Version 5, you have to pony up 69 dollars to have this forum upgraded to Version 5, PLUS 99 dollars a month. I am going stir CRRAZY trying to keep twenty years of precious memories, because once they FORCE everyone using an IPB forum up to V5, all forums will pay up the 99 dollars a month premiums or lose their forum forever. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!

That's gonnabe important because this is going to be a massively EPIC winter for snow and Little Ice Age magnitude cold, all up and down the Eastern and Northeastern Coasts. You'll be tracking the models right alongside us plus going to school and working.

No guts, No Glory lol

Enjoy the rain and stay safe!

We had a little rain tonight. We probably got a quarter inch. However, Dallas is on their fourth night of torrential rain. Houston is lighting up, too. North Texas will be severely smashed by torrential rain overnight and all day Thursday with no mercy. There will be thousands of water rescues on the Trinity River. Houston is going to get severely flooded well into the day today. We do not flood here in Austin. All we have are droughts, and Lake of Fire HEAT. This is a La Nina year. Austin will be dry. Austin will be extremely hot. There will be little rain, unless you reside in Dallas, Houston or East Texas. This upcoming cool season will remail dry as hell. BUT FIRST we gotta get thru this weekend. Mark Saturday, June 14 on your calendars!! That's all I can say. This weekend is gonna be something else. Austin not getting substantial rain in this drought is the LEAST of our problems.

O's will get better. They'll work things out. Sometimes, it just takes time.