Jebman

LMFAO times about 423 quadrillion!!!

All the rain is moving away. Rain hates Austin like ebola. We will get used to it, because La Nina will not spare. It probably won't rain again til 2036. Goodbye most plants. Goodbye most of us too. Been really nice knowing you all.

I am so happy for Sunday River getting good snows!

I love reading J Spin too!

I got a deep belly laugh out of our weather today. 1. NWS fooked up today's forecast. No rain, nothing on radar. Some activity in N TX. 2. Austin is cursed. La Nina will destroy us this year. No rain. Extreme heat, record temps. 3. NWS continues in delusions as they are forecasting as much as FOUR fracking inches tonight! This is beginning to remind me of Evan Almighty lmao. Austin NWS is a complete unmitigated JOKE. MY EXPERT FORECAST for today and tonight. Light winds. Cloudy maybe a sprinkle. Highs in the 70s and slightly humid with 66 degree dews. Tonight light winds. Cloudy with 20 percent chance of showers. Possibly an eighth of an inch of water.

Mid- you should go to Palisades Tahoe and experience a major 8 foot Sierran Blizzard! Those storms mean serious serious bisnass!!!!!

The Austin NWS 'forecasters' never made it out of preschool. They kissed 8ss, sucked 8ss and gave billions of toe-curling orgasms. That's how they got 'promoted' to their missionary 'positions' at the Austin NWS office. I know. They forecasted 80 percent rain Friday afternoon and night, March 15. Guess what? Someone should have told them the front was gonna sag into the Gulf instead of hanging around Austin acting as the focus for showers. That's something the locals here know from 5 years old. You learn when your life depends on rainfall!!!!!!!!!!!! We dont sit in offices sucking our thumbs all day long. Hell, I work like a slave OUTSIDE in this weather! Now these fools are forecasting rain early this morning, 90 percent. They are gonna FAIL. These dumb FOOLS actually BELIEVE its going to RAIN today, March 16!!!!! Heck, I got one hell of a BRIDGE to sell ya! 1. Austin 'forecasters' can't forecast the weather. The only time they can is in summer when its always clear, 101 degrees, partly cloudy and humid. A clock is also correct twice a day. 2. They are so bad and so full of FAIL that AI can't even help them. These people are far worse at their 'jobs', than some "bartenders" on Bar Rescue!!! 3. There is NO mechanism in the atmosphere that can possibly move that front north to Austin by this morning. 'Forecasters' STILL insist we have a 90 percent chance of rain today, Saturday. This is what happens when 'forecasters' CHEAT their way up into the ranks, while kissing serious ass all along the way. 4 Austin is a very dry climate. We know we wont get rain. Even the Nino didnt help us. Now we have a strong Nina developing. Now there's NO WAY IN HELL we get rain. Texas will end up goin the way of the Maya. Nina means we are hot as the very bowels of Hell and extremely dry. We tend to get Ninas in threes, so let's see, we get meaningful rains about 2035. Austin NWS needs to get their fooking act together, change that dumb8ss forecast, to cloudy, 10 percent chance of a passing sprinkle. Rain totals should average about 0.0000000000000001 of an inch. Winds will become easterly about 10 mph. High temps today will be about 70. Dews should be about 60. I am the Weather Expert. NWS sure isn't. Oh, we have some showers forming to my southwest. Too bad that is sliding east.

Steady snow is falling at Mammoth and at Palisades again! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/the-village https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams#tab=palisades

Wow Charles Town hit 77 today! This is getting ridiculous! THATS ALMOST 30 DEGREES ABOVE NORMAL!!!!

It is. We hit 84 today with a humid dewpoint of 70. Our LOW was 71! Southeast winds are well established off the Gulf. Normal high is 69, our dewpoint is higher lmao. We are starting to get this on the regular. Leafout is 90 percent and the lawn is a jungle and the mower is broken. That shiny new fiery base state is setting the calendars forward by two months. What will August be like?

OK folks, I deleted my post, I was so happy about Winter Park's snow stake I forgot this is the long range thread. Sorry. You can find the post in Discussion Obs.

Winter Park is getting totally annihilated right now, 9 inches and piling right up. They might get 2 to 4 feet. They have literally piled up one inch as I was watching their snow stake! They might be at 3 inches an hour! The frackin' 10 is getting covered up by snow already!!!!!! WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW!!! https://www.winterparkresort.com/the-mountain/mountain-cams That puppy is up to ELEVEN INCHES, and pouring heavy heavy snow!! There's only one thing everyone here needs to know. I, Jebman, am YOUR one stop shop for all things and places SNOW! I specialize in the Sierran/Cascadian Cordillera, but right now The Front Range is THE PLACE TO BE for deep snows! ALEET! ALEET! Winter Park! YOUR SNOW STAKE IS GONNA GET BURIED BY TORRENTIAL OROGRAPHIC SNOWS before daybreak! Look, I KNOW they clear that snow stake at 4pm sharp every afternoon, but this storm aint gonna wait for that! It's takin' NO PRISONERS! They might end up with five feet of freshies! They have THIRTEEN INCHES as of 352am Central Time!!!! That snow is just TORRENTIAL!!!!!

We hit 83 degrees with 70 dewpoints. I was out working in this. That brand new shiny base state is bringing in spring a month early. We hit 91 in late Feb. We already have 90 percent leafout. That is early for us.

The Front Range is getting DEMOLISHED now!!!!!!!!!!!!! They might get four feet plus!!!!!!! https://www.winterparkresort.com/the-mountain/mountain-cams

I might need to travel west about 30 miles or so but at least I don't need to trek halfway across the country.

I am very, very happy for you! Get out there and ENJOY THAT SNOW! I WANNA SEE YOU CATCH SOME AIR! Stay safe!

GORGEOUS PICS! I am soooooooooooooooo Jealous! All that snow! I would be blissfully digging snow for months and months and months! I would pay the plow operators hundreds of IPAs to push feet of snow where I dug so I can re-enjoy digging! I am, very crazy about digging the snow. I never get enough snow. Not even in a place like Hoth. Not ever.

Palisades Tahoe just got demolished by 8 plus feet of snow! Mammoth got over 3 feet. Both are good ski destinations. Try Alta, Utah too.

Poor Jay Peak. They could use 61 inches of fresh snow.

I don't even want to think about this upcoming summer. You guys could get roasted by some 108 days with 73 dews. I could get helled to death with 109 degrees with 79 dews numerous times. It is becoming common to lose rose bushes every summer. Better watch out NY, DC, OBX, FL and Miami and the entire Gulf Coast. We have very high ocean temps now even in the deep winter. High ocean temps plus La Nina = You better look out coastal cities. Lots of tropical weather systems, some extreme hurricane cases. Insurance premiums are gonna be broadsiding many. Also some extreme rain cases. Hard to pin down where, but those are on the increase.

Okay. Got it. From now on I will use the PSU Metric in my calculations for upcoming winters. Wow man you are already sussing the changes out. This is going on my KBE board and on Science Weather.

It is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO nice to live right in the path of totality of this puppy. No trafficking for me!

Its snowing really good at Mammoth !!!! Check out the main lodge! The lights are ON! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge Woolly Cam shows snow accumulating on the Woolly Lot! You can see the snow falling in real time and blowing on the lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam Alpine Peak Cam at Palisades is showing snow as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams#tab=alpine

So many of you are gonna be in Texas, I think we need to have a Texas Conference. I'll be doing a deep dive into the Texas Snow and Ice Event of February 2021. I'll be using full-on meteorological jargon, like Typhoon Tip. You really haven't fully investigated real beer and real authentic barbeque, until you have experienced Texas Beers and real authentic Texas BBQ! If you are truly serious about getting Eclipsed, you should be just as serious about getting Texas Beer'ed and Barbequed. lol Do yourself a REAL favor and try the Texas Brisket! You'll LOVE it!

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