Jebman

^^^^^ 1. I hate the fook out of Lucy. She is no damn good, no damn good, at all. 2. You guys got NAM'med, BAD. I want to punch the hell out of that damn model. Like Rocky Balboa. 3. I think I speak for most on this sub when I say, To HELL with the fookin' NAM!

90% chance of rain tonight. One half inch of rain accumulation. This outcome, no real rain at all, is why Texas is blowing away. The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer, is Blowin' in the Wind. We have a strong El Nino. The eastern part of the US will have floods. Texas is meanwhile getting drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier. The southwestern US will go the way of the ancient Mayans. You will witness this in your lifetimes. We get MISSED by 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 percent of all rainstorms. El Ninos are no help to us. NO HELP AT ALL, WHATSOEVER! The Austin Metropolitan Region is living proof of that. We are CURSED. We will live cursed, and we will die cursed. Of that, There is NO DOUBT. Because of the LACK of rain - I am cursed when I come in, and I am cursed when I go out. The Nino is strong. It will bring Texas very little real rain. Then when the inevitable Nina comes later this year, we will be SUPER DRY and insufferably HOT with absolutely NO remedy, ever! Welcome to Hell. We had some drizzle this afternoon. We got no light rain. We got no moderate rain. The rain, it seems, always finds a way to move in such a way, as to MISS us! We received about one one thousand twenty fourth of an inch of badly needed rain. That's just great!

Agents of The Reaper are way cool. But, There is nothing like THE REAL REAPER.

You guys are getting NAM'med.

Masiello is pretty smart about meteorology. I wish he had said Mid Atlantic was gonna get totally obliterated by a Kocin-Uccellini magnitude blizzard.

Masiello is usually right.

BINGO !!!!!!!!

It's astonishing how advanced the modeling is these days, sniffing out storms 3 WEEKS in advance.

Mid Atlantic is in for multiple shellackings.

February will rock!

The Reaper needs to get to work. This bullshit about retiring is just that: Bullshit. The storm is fvcked. We are all out of hope. Texas is so dry it is blowing away. I am going to jump. We need the Reaper now! The long range has gone straight to hell. We are all BEGGING to be Reaped! By The Reaper! No one else will do! Reaper, you were never retired. Get your sorry lazy assed boney 8ss off of the couch right fookin NOW, stop devouring those damn police officer doughnuts, and get your 8ss out here and REAP! It's the end of the fooking world as we all know it and no one feels fooking fine! Get off your 8ss and REAP, now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last night, mammoth got mauled, picked up 15 inches of cold smoke at 12 degrees. Palisades piled up 9 inches of fresh pow. Might be time for a ski trip.

LMAO !!!!!!!!

Overall N HEM setup is pretty good and we are in a low end, strong Nino. It's gonna snow again and deep, right in the cities and all over this fine sub. We are gonna track til our eyes fall off. We are gonna stay up and track every last model run! We will not tire or give up! My debbin' days are over! I love being an optimist! We are gonna reel in some tasty setups with deep deep snows and frigid cold! So guzzle down those Monster drinks and strap yourselves in real good! We are going to track the models til there aint no more winter left, sometime in early April.

You might have better odds playing Craps. At CharlesTown Races and Slots. They have ~500 foot elev AND very far north and west. I know. They tend to get snow many times when Dale City is a sullen gray depressing hard rain.

You needed to have a screen name Woodbridge 04 You understand how bad Woodbridge is in many snowstorms.

YOU run this place, Reaper! You do your job! Do NOT pass the Buck! It stops right here! The Buck stops with YOU!! Now get out there and fookin' REAP! Show 'em how its done!!!!

Wow wow wow wow Mammoth is getting a MAULING by heavy wind-whipped snow! It's a milkshake froth at times! Excellent time for a leisurely jebwalk! It's 22 degrees and falling! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam

We got model runs to check out, lol. Storm is going to improve even more.

This. Sig material lol

Wow they are getting DEMOLISHED at Mammoth ski resort!!!!!! THIRTEEN INCHES OF SNOW, and that's just tonight!!!!!!!! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge

No more debbing for me, I am a true Believer. Just wow at the N HEM setup!!!!!!!!!! I dont know how to post those maps, but what has been mentioned by highly skilled hobbyists and Mets, is just beyond imagination for this year! We are going to get a ton of enthusiastic model watching this winter! You better stock up on whatever you use to stay awake! If I were in north Virginia, I'd head up into the western Maryland highlands. No two effin' ways about it up there, way north and west and massive orographical forcing will ensure they get buried alive by torrential snows! You be up there, you better get a Palisades-Grade plow!

This. Genuine sig material.

Yeah along and west of the I95, probably will get a good deal of snow, west of I 81 may get well over a foot. Also well north. Maryland central/west areas should get shellacked fairly well.

Having some rain here in south central Texas, been steady light rain with some embedded heavier showers. Dews are safely above freezing, 49 degrees. Thankful for the rain, we need a hell of a LOT of it down here. This weather system is building up, you're next, Mid Atlantic, only there it will run smack dab into frigid high pressure then turn to SNOW and pile up!