Jebman

Don't look now but it's snowing HARD at Palisades Tahoe! Check out the 8200 foot Scope! It's REALLY comin down! https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams#tab=palisades

This is encouraging. I want you guys to get snow. Just need the spacing. This gfs run looks promising, if I am reading this correctly, but it is a long lead.

Damn the pattern is SO BAD, that we might have to punt January. It's so damned disappointing that a grown seasoned man could cry sore over it, if he loved snow. Mid Atlantic is NO PLACE TO BE if you love snow, especially with the way the climate is changing. Might well be high time to go full-on postal and drive a monstrous military tank thru town and wreck everything, over no snow in the Mid Atlantic and the damn base state sucks such gigantic hairy ballz that we might never see snow again for years and years. Fuuck! Fuuck! Fuuck!

This is an absolutely top shelf meteorological education with regards to snow in the Mid Atl. Thanks! It is going on my board and also up into Drive. It is priceless!

if I won the Powerball tomorrow, I'd probably move to the Northern Rockies or even in the Canadien Rockies. Brooks Range in Alaska wouldn't be too shabby in the snow/vodka cold department either. Those folks get demolished every winter, they just can't help it.

I feel really bad for all the ski resorts up and down the Eastern US. Those folks are taking a massive hit on revenue. It's tough when there is just no snow, and it's too warm. What's really bad is its too mild to make snow. Wisp looks so forlorn.

Not much is wrong with the weather, hey, it's only the base state.

Mid Atlantic snow got Lucy'd. Texan rain got Lucy'd.

I take some of the blame. I ran my mouth about a big snow winter for months. I promised everyone rotating comma heads full of torrential snow. Then PSU educated me about the base state issues........and that jukebox just trailed off like the grinch pulled the plug.

And I was there to see it. I got the bejesus worked right out of me in GB16, digging a metric TON of snow!

Crush about 100 lbs of ice. Use a hammer, make some ceremonial snow, then feed it into the blower. You are making a ritualistic snow sacrifice to the Mid Atlantic Snow Gods. They will be pleased. Mid Atlantic will be demolished by a surprise massive HECS, in spite of the base state.

Bumpity bump, Bumpity bump

This, is one of the leading reasons I have become a deb, lmao. (But not in this topic, lol) The man is the voice of reason.

From reading PSU's posts in the topic, my advice to people who enjoy snow is this: You need to adjust to the changes, OR move west and UP in elevation. Move to 8000 feet in the Rockies or Sierras. They will always get snow, no matter what. I'm older now, and really really slowing down. I LIKE 88/68 conditions here in January. I am getting older. I will hit 60 in March 2024. My body does not feel the same as it once did when I was 23 and crrazy about deep snow and 120 below zero temps with 135 mph wind gusts. I drove everyone crazy around me with that talk in high school and college and most of my adult life. But now I would want to settle in Key West, if not for hurricanes lol. Or even down in a place like Panama!!!!!! No winter, always 90/73!!!!!! Or Hawaii! Sky blue cerulean seawater! Or maybe even in Brazil! Man that place is a JUNGLE! I would never have imagined back in 1978-1997 when I craved The Day After Tomorrow conditions, that I would come to adore warm and humid weather by about 2022 living in south Texas. But, this is true. Texas is very good. People are much much MUCH nicer down here as well. I can't believe I survived 55 years in the DC region. I had a horrific time. I am lucky to have gone thru what I did and still be in fairly good shape, emotionally. It should have utterly destroyed me for all-time. I'm 1300 miles from DCA and damn glad. Thank goodness. I wish the SWE event fully on DCA. All of it. I want you guys to be 60 to 70 degrees below normal. I want you guys to get ten feet of snow. But if that happened down here, Yikes. It would kill me, the way I am now. The way I am really now. But if that hits Texas, well, it was nice knowin y'all. We're done for. Highs in the low single numbers will finish off Texan civilization for ever. I'll freeze to death.

I'll take p23 for 12,000, Alex. That's a winnah.

Wow you guys would have high temps around 2 degrees above zero. That's one hell of a cold jebwalk. With northerly frigid advection on top of that! Have fun! I will be basking in+40 temps, cold for us but at least I won't be carrying water like a damn Sooner.

At least it's weighted toward the Mid Atlantic. I would die if I had to go thru Feb 2021 again. Or worse, g-d forbid. Send the vortex straight to the DC Metropolitan Region!

Buda would be 27 degrees for a high. Please not Feb 2021 again.

You are warmer than we are in Buda TX. High yesterday was 55, low 30. Ditto for the day before.

It will become a permanent tradition.

Who needs a plow? Get that Jebman Shovel and DIG THAT SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you for visiting us, Lord Reaper.

I hope the frigid air hits the East. Feb 2021 was NO fun in Texas.

Panic Room is for debs. And I am definitely a deb. And I will deb, and deb, and deb, and deb, and deb, and deb! Everyone will begin to refer to me as the Debman. Its because I am a Deb, and see nothing but utter broken hopelessness concerning the weather and its devastating consequences for mankind from now on, with absolutely no mercy. It will not spare, not one little bit! Warming in the climate has advanced to the point where you can hear the sound of Inevitability. You can see it, too. No significant snows in the Mid Atlantic in over SEVEN FRACKING YEARS! It is not the 7 years of famine! It may well be 700 years! Planet is warming dramatically, winter is long gone and summers particularly in the south are becoming a real problem. No rain at all to be had and highs averaging in the lower to middle hundred single digits are becoming routine. Back east, no snow at all and incredible amounts of torrential rain, flooding and devastated ski slopes are becoming routine. It will not only not stop, it will get much, much worse. Even in the western ski resorts, storms spin out at sea hardly giving any snow to places like Palisades and Mammoth. Those ski resorts are being reduced to making artificial snow just to barely survive. Same thing in the Northeast in places like Vermont, It just isnt the same any more. Global Warming/Climate Change is wreaking severe havoc throughout America. Storms are flooding those places with so damn much rainfall, its not only destroying the snowpack, it is actually producing severe damage to the grounds, eroding deep gullies in many a ski slope trail and leaving huge pools of mud and water and huge fooking boulders! This is costing the ski resorts prohibitive amounts of money and if it keeps up, which it will, many ski resorts WILL close down forever. The climate changes will force devastatingly inconvenient truth upon many throughout the world. We have passed a critical tipping point long long ago. Laugh if you wish. Because by and by, you will be fully convinced of it!

That, is hard to believe. That's thirty feet! Maybe I need to move there!