Jebman

I would charter a plane and go all-in on totality!

That wind is REALLY BLOWING THAT SNOW OFF THE ROOF!!!!!!!! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge

Average high in Austin is now 73. However, I am still up for and I am definitely ALL IN for BIG crippling Sierra snows! I NEVER get enough. Not even in a killer ice age. Like James Bond said, The World Is Not Enough. Hoth is a fictional world but if it were real, Hoth would not be enough. I NEVER ever get enough snow, ice and vodka Siberian COLD and 190 mph Sierran wind gusts blowing that snow right off the lodge roof! And savoring all the ski patrol crews getting completely punked out from digging snow!

Companies will have to have their goods retrucked then repicked up at another port, for G-d knows how long. Its gonna cost them tons then we get to pay up. Someone needs to pay BIG for this shyte. This is ridiculous! They KNEW that boat had power problems! They used that son of a birch ANYWAY! Russia has the right idea. You pull that shyte in Murmansk, you get awarded a quarter in Siberia! That entire boat crew needs to be utterly destroyed in court, then in the Supermax in Colorado with no mercy!

I feel terrible about all the companies whose shipping is piling up outside that accident area. And for all the shipping trapped for G-d knows how long INSIDE the disaster zone! It's gonna cost a few million dollars. Maybe slightly more.

Mammoth and Palisades are both under the gun for heavy snow again! It's been snowin and blowin all day! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams#tab=palisades Snow will pour down hard into late Sunday night!

Yet ANOTHER massive storm cycle for Mammoth/Palisades starting tonight into Sunday night, could be as much as FOUR FEET of fresh snow!!!!! Plenty of refills and more than enough of the goods for all! This is a good time to head for the Sierra for some great turns! Great spring skiing!

This is serious. Massive economic impact on commerce. I heard six workers patching potholes perished in the bridge collapse.

Expect Wall to Wall sunshine and wide deep blue Texas skies! We will have excellent eclipse weather for all of you who come on down here! Expect temps in the 80s and mid to upper 60s dewpoints, steady southeasterlies.

Congrats all on the beneficial rain.

Palisades and Mammoth are getting rocked hard by snow!

And a fiery shiny new base state, monster Hadley Cells and a fooked up MJO, alongside very warm sea surface temps! I am really stoked for some decent Category 6 tropical cyclone action this fall! This could be the fall Miami gets on the proverbial chopping block, with a slow moving superheated high end Cat 5 with 245mph sustained winds in the eyewall, sporting a truly monster 40 foot storm surge coming at MIA like Jaws 18 from the SSE at 1 mph, buzzsawing hell out of Miami with millions stuck on the A1A. You know Reed Timmer and Josh Morgerman of iCyclone are both gonnabe tryin to cover that extraordinary extravaganza of a megastorm!

Look out, you may get annihilated by over 20 inches of snow! Enjoy! Palisades Tahoe and Mammoth are both getting destroyed right now by snow, may pile up two feet of freshies! Plenty of refills! They are gonnabe spending a lot of time in the white room! Better strap on a snorkel!

CONGRATS! Super happy and elated for you all up there! Enjoy it!

Dont look now, but Jay Peak got 38 inches snow THIS week, and they got another storm incoming! https://jaypeakresort.com/skiing-riding/snow-report-maps/weather-tim-kelley Dry snow! Head for Jay! Carve us out some AWESOME turns!

My preliminary snow forecast for next winter is a few inches for all stations. It's going to be mild and Nina. Even PSU will have trouble getting six inches. Tropical weather should be a blast, though.

What does all this mean? Win the powerball. Move to Mammoth Mountain. Enjoy the 10 month snow season.

Yeah that new base state is really warming us all up. It's a great time to be a Warminista!

I am jealous. Mid Atlantic will get 3 inches of rain. All I eked out of that system was a half inch. You guys get all the luck (and all the beneficial rain).

We will be clear for the eclipse.

He's going to do a podcast.

I have never been SO WRONG. It was the Nino that couldn't. My hopes were so high and now dashed. Moral of this story: Go West, young man for snow.

Damn. I am brokenhearted and inconsolable.

Lots of impressive storms all over TX, but the one heading for me is of course dying. Hey, at least we are consistent. I wanted that rain so damn bad I could taste it.

Head to Jay Peak. https://jaypeakresort.com/skiing-riding/snow-report-maps/weather-tim-kelley Trust me. Its gonna SNOW, a LOT!