Jebman

Now, THAT'S CLASSIC! LMAO!!

Well you need to turn it positive. Get at least three hundred different IPA's. Pile them up like snowdrifts up in there. I GUARANTEE you will see a massive change in the indices and have massive snowstorms shellack the entire Mid Atlantic! Enjoy all the snow you DESERVE! EVERYONE in the Mid Atlantic needs to do this! Elevate the SBFI Index all over the region!

YOU BETCHA! I WUB SNOW so much! There is something so incredible about walking in and wallowing in other people's snowdrifts! You wait til the middle of the night. Wear light colored pants and a light colored coat and winter hat, then steal out the door and jebwalk to the drift! Brazenly walk in it, savoring the feel of walking in a deep stolen snowdrift, and wallow around in it, getting the beloved snow all over, even all over your head and way the hell down your coat! During the day I'd survey a neighborhood where many snowdrifts were. Later that night I would be in seventh Heaven walking in and often wallowing deep in stolen snowdrifts all over the place, often while unsuspecting snow weenies were fast asleep dreaming of Kocin-Uccellini blizzards lmao. You can BET I got my snow fix alright! Speakin' of snow, tomorrow Palisades Tahoe is gonna get 19 more inches of pow! And even MORE a few days later! I'd love to go there and show those guys how to dig snow!

Jan 22 we got shellacked by 14 inches of snow. I remember because I was just starting on a construction job that day, no one showed up then I ended up jebwalking for hours. The forecast was for 3-5 inches of snow, we had 5 inches by 9am then I knew we were gonna get truly shellacked! The sky turned dark and snow simply POURED down! By late afternoon we had 14 inches of fresh pow in Dale City and I was beside myself with pure JOY! I was jebwalking, digging massive amounts of the snow and totally out of control. Jan 26 we got ten more inches of snow piled on like the 2022-23 season at Palisades! I was digging snow everywhere; piling it up, running around and sliding on ice while yelling WOOOOO-HOOOOOO at the top of my lungs! I had serious mega piles of the snow everywhere! I was making money hand over fist digging massive amounts of snow all over the Dale City/Woodbridge Region! I was in total snow Heaven at the time and 23 years young! I was digging and digging and digging and digging so much snow! And taking in long jebwalks and sneaking out at 3am and walking in and wallowing in other people's snowdrifts! It is so much fun and such a THRILL! rolling around in stolen snowdrifts in the middle of the night!

You should see some of the latest pics off the Webb telescope. That, is getting me interested in the deep universe!

Time to dump that model like a bad habit.

If only we could get some of that rain. We got Lucy'd last night. With a 90 percent probability of rain.

^^^^^ 1. I hate the fook out of Lucy. She is no damn good, no damn good, at all. 2. You guys got NAM'med, BAD. I want to punch the hell out of that damn model. Like Rocky Balboa. 3. I think I speak for most on this sub when I say, To HELL with the fookin' NAM!

90% chance of rain tonight. One half inch of rain accumulation. This outcome, no real rain at all, is why Texas is blowing away. The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer, is Blowin' in the Wind. We have a strong El Nino. The eastern part of the US will have floods. Texas is meanwhile getting drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier. The southwestern US will go the way of the ancient Mayans. You will witness this in your lifetimes. We get MISSED by 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 percent of all rainstorms. El Ninos are no help to us. NO HELP AT ALL, WHATSOEVER! The Austin Metropolitan Region is living proof of that. We are CURSED. We will live cursed, and we will die cursed. Of that, There is NO DOUBT. Because of the LACK of rain - I am cursed when I come in, and I am cursed when I go out. The Nino is strong. It will bring Texas very little real rain. Then when the inevitable Nina comes later this year, we will be SUPER DRY and insufferably HOT with absolutely NO remedy, ever! Welcome to Hell. We had some drizzle this afternoon. We got no light rain. We got no moderate rain. The rain, it seems, always finds a way to move in such a way, as to MISS us! We received about one one thousand twenty fourth of an inch of badly needed rain. That's just great!

Agents of The Reaper are way cool. But, There is nothing like THE REAL REAPER.

You guys are getting NAM'med.

Masiello is pretty smart about meteorology. I wish he had said Mid Atlantic was gonna get totally obliterated by a Kocin-Uccellini magnitude blizzard.

Masiello is usually right.

BINGO !!!!!!!!

It's astonishing how advanced the modeling is these days, sniffing out storms 3 WEEKS in advance.

Mid Atlantic is in for multiple shellackings.

February will rock!

The Reaper needs to get to work. This bullshit about retiring is just that: Bullshit. The storm is fvcked. We are all out of hope. Texas is so dry it is blowing away. I am going to jump. We need the Reaper now! The long range has gone straight to hell. We are all BEGGING to be Reaped! By The Reaper! No one else will do! Reaper, you were never retired. Get your sorry lazy assed boney 8ss off of the couch right fookin NOW, stop devouring those damn police officer doughnuts, and get your 8ss out here and REAP! It's the end of the fooking world as we all know it and no one feels fooking fine! Get off your 8ss and REAP, now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last night, mammoth got mauled, picked up 15 inches of cold smoke at 12 degrees. Palisades piled up 9 inches of fresh pow. Might be time for a ski trip.

LMAO !!!!!!!!

Overall N HEM setup is pretty good and we are in a low end, strong Nino. It's gonna snow again and deep, right in the cities and all over this fine sub. We are gonna track til our eyes fall off. We are gonna stay up and track every last model run! We will not tire or give up! My debbin' days are over! I love being an optimist! We are gonna reel in some tasty setups with deep deep snows and frigid cold! So guzzle down those Monster drinks and strap yourselves in real good! We are going to track the models til there aint no more winter left, sometime in early April.

You might have better odds playing Craps. At CharlesTown Races and Slots. They have ~500 foot elev AND very far north and west. I know. They tend to get snow many times when Dale City is a sullen gray depressing hard rain.

You needed to have a screen name Woodbridge 04 You understand how bad Woodbridge is in many snowstorms.

YOU run this place, Reaper! You do your job! Do NOT pass the Buck! It stops right here! The Buck stops with YOU!! Now get out there and fookin' REAP! Show 'em how its done!!!!

Wow wow wow wow Mammoth is getting a MAULING by heavy wind-whipped snow! It's a milkshake froth at times! Excellent time for a leisurely jebwalk! It's 22 degrees and falling! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam