Jebman

Winter is over. Torrential rain in the Mid Atlantic thru July and the Texan drought provoking a widespread diaspora. That ledge on the 755th floor is looking so good right now.

Somebody tell Mother Nature that Texas is supposed to get a lot more rain in strong Nino winters. I am getting sick and tired of most of the damn rain missing us every fracking time.

Enjoy the heavy snow. Yep, those are classic jebwalk conditions! Now, I am very green with envy!!!!

I am very concerned about excessive rains plus snowmelt in Maine. Poor Sunday River..

This is sig material right here.

That new very hot base state is going to add about 80 inches of rain a year everyone east of the Mississippi. And, I am absolutely green with jealousy. I wish I lived in the coastal Gulf States. They get so much rain.

Of course, Buda will get MISSED by the developing yellow returns. We always get missed. We are VERY good at consistency. That, is exactly how we will end up just like the Mayans. Texans will have their very own Trail of Tears as we try to find a rainier home, once the water runs out.

Mobile office writeup personnel were likely pretty groggy from watching models. Other than that, I am most assuredly JEALOUS AS ALL HELL!!!!!!!

If it is me, you can expect a confident commentary on how demolished by a rotating captured comma head laden with four inch an hour torrential snows the entire Washington Metropolitan Region is gonna get, for about five days. And, how badly you, Reaper, are gonna be plumb outta bisnass, and out on your 8ss!

Upper level low is generating a pretty steady little rain shield overnight in South central Texas lol. I got SOAKED while delivering tonight. I mean SOAKED.

Now, I am ravenous!

Fixed.

Check these images out, IronTy! That Webb Telescope is something else! https://webbtelescope.org/contents/media/images/01GH1WRXQHJM6DJ2BAQDFZVAJ7

Now, THAT'S CLASSIC! LMAO!!

Well you need to turn it positive. Get at least three hundred different IPA's. Pile them up like snowdrifts up in there. I GUARANTEE you will see a massive change in the indices and have massive snowstorms shellack the entire Mid Atlantic! Enjoy all the snow you DESERVE! EVERYONE in the Mid Atlantic needs to do this! Elevate the SBFI Index all over the region!

YOU BETCHA! I WUB SNOW so much! There is something so incredible about walking in and wallowing in other people's snowdrifts! You wait til the middle of the night. Wear light colored pants and a light colored coat and winter hat, then steal out the door and jebwalk to the drift! Brazenly walk in it, savoring the feel of walking in a deep stolen snowdrift, and wallow around in it, getting the beloved snow all over, even all over your head and way the hell down your coat! During the day I'd survey a neighborhood where many snowdrifts were. Later that night I would be in seventh Heaven walking in and often wallowing deep in stolen snowdrifts all over the place, often while unsuspecting snow weenies were fast asleep dreaming of Kocin-Uccellini blizzards lmao. You can BET I got my snow fix alright! Speakin' of snow, tomorrow Palisades Tahoe is gonna get 19 more inches of pow! And even MORE a few days later! I'd love to go there and show those guys how to dig snow!

Jan 22 we got shellacked by 14 inches of snow. I remember because I was just starting on a construction job that day, no one showed up then I ended up jebwalking for hours. The forecast was for 3-5 inches of snow, we had 5 inches by 9am then I knew we were gonna get truly shellacked! The sky turned dark and snow simply POURED down! By late afternoon we had 14 inches of fresh pow in Dale City and I was beside myself with pure JOY! I was jebwalking, digging massive amounts of the snow and totally out of control. Jan 26 we got ten more inches of snow piled on like the 2022-23 season at Palisades! I was digging snow everywhere; piling it up, running around and sliding on ice while yelling WOOOOO-HOOOOOO at the top of my lungs! I had serious mega piles of the snow everywhere! I was making money hand over fist digging massive amounts of snow all over the Dale City/Woodbridge Region! I was in total snow Heaven at the time and 23 years young! I was digging and digging and digging and digging so much snow! And taking in long jebwalks and sneaking out at 3am and walking in and wallowing in other people's snowdrifts! It is so much fun and such a THRILL! rolling around in stolen snowdrifts in the middle of the night!

You should see some of the latest pics off the Webb telescope. That, is getting me interested in the deep universe!

Time to dump that model like a bad habit.

If only we could get some of that rain. We got Lucy'd last night. With a 90 percent probability of rain.

^^^^^ 1. I hate the fook out of Lucy. She is no damn good, no damn good, at all. 2. You guys got NAM'med, BAD. I want to punch the hell out of that damn model. Like Rocky Balboa. 3. I think I speak for most on this sub when I say, To HELL with the fookin' NAM!

90% chance of rain tonight. One half inch of rain accumulation. This outcome, no real rain at all, is why Texas is blowing away. The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer, is Blowin' in the Wind. We have a strong El Nino. The eastern part of the US will have floods. Texas is meanwhile getting drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier and drier. The southwestern US will go the way of the ancient Mayans. You will witness this in your lifetimes. We get MISSED by 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 percent of all rainstorms. El Ninos are no help to us. NO HELP AT ALL, WHATSOEVER! The Austin Metropolitan Region is living proof of that. We are CURSED. We will live cursed, and we will die cursed. Of that, There is NO DOUBT. Because of the LACK of rain - I am cursed when I come in, and I am cursed when I go out. The Nino is strong. It will bring Texas very little real rain. Then when the inevitable Nina comes later this year, we will be SUPER DRY and insufferably HOT with absolutely NO remedy, ever! Welcome to Hell. We had some drizzle this afternoon. We got no light rain. We got no moderate rain. The rain, it seems, always finds a way to move in such a way, as to MISS us! We received about one one thousand twenty fourth of an inch of badly needed rain. That's just great!

Agents of The Reaper are way cool. But, There is nothing like THE REAL REAPER.

You guys are getting NAM'med.

Masiello is pretty smart about meteorology. I wish he had said Mid Atlantic was gonna get totally obliterated by a Kocin-Uccellini magnitude blizzard.