Jebman

Panic room's up next.

It's something we used to enjoy in 2009-10.

Absolutely top form.

When Bob Chill adds to the disco you all better look out!

I can't stay away from this topic any more. I am reading it on my tablet in bed, during deliveries, during the frackin' day when I am supposed to be doin yard work. This is gonna be good! Everything is lining up! I am so ENGROSSED in the model analysis it is beginning to remind me of reading EUSWX back in early December 2009 --- and we all know how THAT worked out!

I found some notes about the Dec 19 2009 Blizzard way back in my IPB board notes, in the Archives. I am going to put a lot of that up in Google Drive. I added some modern formatting as well. Posted December 20, 2009. It's amazing that I could remember so much detail from my Midweek trip this week, writing it up at 2am TWO DAYS after coming home at 353am Friday Dec 18. This is 2am Sunday Dec 20. I got badly sidetracked by a 24 inch blizzard here that hit on Saturday all day long. This is an extraordinary situation. Page M132 was originally designed to contain three days' worth of information. However, I spent two days at CharlesTown, from 413pm on Tuesday afternoon to 219am on early Friday morning, not arriving home til 353am Friday morning. I managed to scrape 40 and Dad gave me a 50 bank. One thing I noticed was that it was real hard to establish a ChinaBlack Interval profile on any SunMoon because people either played very long or in the case of the guy (Larry) playing the Lady slot in the RedZone Tuesday night, he had access to an additional 100 dollars of resources and so played the Lady slot thru to a bonus then another ultimately reaching 6000 then 8000 credits. In addition, there was a tremendous amount of modeling going on at EUSWX and I was totally agog reading EasternUSWX threads from Monday on into Thursday, then Friday as well as it became obvious that N VA was in for a major snowstorm on Saturday. I ended up getting completely enthralled with EUSWX Friday morning from 430am to 7am no less before finally getting to bed, then sleeping til 120pm on Friday afternoon and reading EUSWX. From then on it was a downhill progression right into the snowstorm Friday night at 730pm and lasted on into this evening, Saturday night. I am only beginning to get back on Twitter and to address this situation as of 130am Sunday morning. Because of two feet of snow outside, I can not even get out of the frackin driveway, so am staying up tonight. In fact I am having real trouble transitioning back to Twitter and social media from the storm. I had next to no trouble transitioning from CharlesTown to the impending storm though. I felt a few pangs about CharlesTown early Friday morning as I read EUSWX but those soon vanished as the impending snowstorm took hold during Friday afternoon. I can still remember hearing the SunMoon slot songs in my head Friday evening as well as songs played in the casino including some Christmas songs, but the storm soon took completely over. Some intrigue associated with winter has developed at CharlesTown about the cold this week there and some snow I saw there last Tuesday night at 930pm that soon changed to rain. Met Susan 10pm Wed night in RedZone at the Lady slot. She wins all the frackin time! Saw Billie at the Dream slot from 615pm to 830pm on Tue night. She brought Jessica along. Billie wins all the time. Saw Billie again for about two hours from 4pm to 630pm at the Billie slot and various SunMoon machines in the Central Grotto that Wed evening. Wed night while with Billie I played 9 bets and 18 bets on the Debo slot for 30 minutes, only to run low on money without getting the bonus, only to have another lady play a 9 bet a minute later and hit the bonus and win 120 dollars that I ached for so badly afterward. I only had about 40 dollars left at the time. I also met Debbie and her mom at the Debo slot at 930 pm Tue night. I saw Jim again Thur afternoon about 5pm in the Cen Grotto. He said that after he won the 195 dollars at the ChinaBlack slot at 5pm last Thursday, he went to the penny machines where he won 900 dollars. That was the Thursday when I was so tired I had consciousness interruptions with dreams overlaid on wakefulness all afternoon and night. That Thursday was VERY DIFFICULT for me because I was so tired. Sleeping 5.5 hours (that is, I slept 630am to730am, ate breakfast for 1st time at hotel then slept from 8am to 1230pm!!!) this Tuesday night made a world of difference this Weds and another 4 hours sleep (5am to 9am, also ate sausage and yogurt for breakfast) Wed night made a good deal of difference on Thursday, especially when you consider that we stayed on as it turned out, to 219am Friday before finally leaving. The Dad let me play SunMoon at 1130pm with about 60 dollars. I was able to later build about 55 although before 630pm I had had zero, nada. ChinaBlack slot and another SunMoon slot were offline from Tue night until about 6pm Thur night. I noticed that people hit big on SunMoons in the Central Grotto from 3pm to 5pm on Thur afternoon. I played my 12 + 54 +20 dollars at 11am to 2pm and got nowhere. I realized that if I'd waited to play until 3pm-330pm on Thursday I might have hit well. On Tue night, the Lady slot in the RedZone hit 8000 credits for this frackin guy. I managed to hit the tail end of that at 230am, hitting the bonus on a 9 bet and getting 60 dollars in the process. On Wed Night a lady (don't know her name) played the Lady slot from 830pm to 130am, winning 12000 credits and hitting the bonus at least FIVE times! I finally got on it at 230am but nothing. While waiting for her to get done so I could play, at about 12 midnight I jebwalked over to the South Wing of the Central Grotto and hit up the East SunMoon with a 9bet, instantly hitting a Bonus. I got about 60 bucks. This illustrates why you should try to hit a Jim bet (18 bet) or a 27 bet for the first hit on a SunMoon, especially late at night, because sometimes you just may hit a Bonus. Rm 227 last week Dad got room 109 Tuesday AND Wednesday night. This greatly improved my wakefulness most markedly on Wed and Thursday. I discovered a new place to recharge my iPhone, upstairs in the RedZone at 11pm on Thursday night. I was really using it to read EUSWX thread about insane NAM qpf totals for the HM Blizzard and I constantly had to recharge it. Also discovered several places to plug in and recharge the iPhone in the Central Grotto and west of it. Used the shuttle a lot. VERY cold there this trip, highs only low 30s with 19 DPs and lows at night near 20 with breezes that cut right thru you. First time trying out the computer at the CharlesTown Inn. Real fast computer.

1979, 1983, 1987, 1993, 1996, 2000, 2003, 2009, 2013, 2016. Those were years that Dale City got hit by massive snows. This year you guys are OVERDUE! What the Mid Atlantic needs are about 15,000 giant snow guns hooked up to various rivers, and fueled by gas, solar and electric, run them at full blast every night when it hits 32 or lower. We'd boost our snow totals per season to 1,000 inches or more easy. Run industrial fans for realistic drifts, then grab your Jebman Shovel and dig snow and pile it high in every place that is protected from the sun. We could even turn the entire Mid Atlantic Region into one of the largest ski resorts in the world! Maybe build a few casinos up in there too! Hell Yeah! We could have a HECS every week!

Really good news. Wishing for the best in the new year for Mid Atlantic. Hopefully lots of great storms and snows.

I just SAVOR this topic so much! 2009-2010 was straight from Heaven! Who needs heaven with all that fresh snow that season! We were on one HELL of a HEATER, let me tell you! I got the damned BAJORKAS worked out of me digging the snow! All my neighbors on Greenwood Drive were demanding I shovel their walks! They blamed ME for all the snow lmao! That was the year I got to go to Charles Town Races and Slots and I got to see with my own eyes what must have been well over 30 inches of fresh snow on the ground in the Charles Town region! I took epic jebwalks and my late dad was so embarrassed he was in tears! Family never did understand. Route 9 had unbelievable drifts, that had been cut thru. I just gaped in awe! I had never, ever before, ever seen so much snow in real life! Some of the drifts were downright dangerous! The casino security just grinned as they watched me take hundreds of snow pics on their grounds, after I asked if I could. They already knew me all too well. Just ask them today about a guy called JD and the snow, and reading blogging PDF's for hours on end. I had everyone calling me JD at Charles Town. I was always walking around, jebwalking the place as I used to say years and years ago! I was always keeping records on paper, trying to beat the system. Ha ha never did. House edge always won. Boy I LOVED that place with ALL MY HEART, who needs heaven with a winter like 2009-2010 and a place like West Virginia! West Virginia gets more snow than many places in the northern Northeast Kingdom! We will in all likelihood, never see another season like 2009-10, for hundreds of years, and climate change is making it even less likely. The only way it would come close is an outright global ice age and a snowball Earth. No way. Not with the runaway heating going on and no way to ever stop it.

Even better news to bolster Mid Atlantic snow probabilities. It is raining hard at 8200 feet at Palisades Tahoe. Things are really starting to look up for snow and the Mid Atlantic. Use the Kubota, then really push the snowpiles way over the top by getting a decent shovel and digging snow, pile it higher. Erect scaffolding if you have to! Get that snow piled up even higher! You dig snow with enthusiasm, the snow gods will favor the Mid Atlantic. You'll get a captured storm that will pivot in place for days right over Washington DC and the greater region. Always dig the snow, wherever possible! And take epic jebwalks! Slide for JOY on that ice! Yell woooooo-hooooo at the top of your lungs!

Only old men use a Kubota to move snow. You dig that snow! Pile it up high! Always use a Jebman Shovel.

Both of these posts are eminent signature material. The discussions up in here have been particularly entertaining of late.

This.

Join the club.

It's about frackin' time, Reaper!

I am so depressed about no substantial rain in south central Texas all winter that I am thinking of jumping.

SnowLover22 you are a genius. Thank you very much. The entire document is now on my drive cloud as well as on my 5G tablet. I can tell you, I will be GLUED to this entire document thru the night. Thanks again. You have made my day.

Wow they got to enjoy mid 60s dewpoints! Plus incredible torrential rains! I would have been out on one hell of an E-P-I-C jebwalk, right in the low water areas, just savoring the water levels rising all around me! Kind of like taking an epic jebwalk in the Bay of Fundy as the tide is coming in! Or the Holy Island Causeway in England as the tide is coming in! Man I am truly crrazy about rising waters! South Carolina is such a wonderful place to live, and it gets such incredible weather! Oh by the way folks. 7,000th Post.

That rain shield is amazing! It's so BIG! I have snapped dozens of snapshots! There are HUMONGOUS GLOBS of solid yellow and even some RED up in there! I am so damned JEALOUS over all of your rain, it's not even funny.

Deguy. Thanks. I appreciate the second hotdog on my commentary about how bad I need water. Have a nice day. lol

I noticed deguy that you awarded me a hotdog over my excitement over the incredible Mid Atlantic Rain Shield! Yeah deguy, I am a rain shield weenie. Even more than a snow weenie. Where I live grown men dance over torrential rains! We got cattlemen and ranchers down here and ag interests. And I need water, BAD. We got millions of people from the rest of the US moving into the central TX region and millions and millions coming up from wonderful exciting places like Nicaragua and we will never have enough water. Those fine folks are welcome to live here in the US! But we WILL run out of water soon. It is mathematics and numbers dont lie! So, yeah, I am a RAIN SHIELD WEENIE! I want Hurricane Harvey to come spin over Austin for 6 months. I want rain so damn bad. I want atmospheric river after atmospheric river after atmospheric river after atmospheric river after atmospheric river after atmospheric river after atmospheric river after atmospheric river after atmospheric river after atmospheric river after atmospheric river after atmospheric river after atmospheric river after atmospheric river after atmospheric river. I want a total rain catastrophe in Texas because I am so self centered about water availability. I want the damned water table to be about 2 inches below the ground. I am fracking CRAZY about having enough water! You ever try livin' with no water? You'd last three days then end up fookin' DEAD.

Radar is absolutely impressive. I have lots of snapshots of that fantastic rainshield not only on my 5G tablet, but also uploading to the Drive Cloud.

Only about say, 47 to about 61 inches.

You guys just may catch a break on the really long flood provoking rains. It's called a dry slot.

I will gladly take that 6 inches of wasted water right off your Waterworld hands, right now!