Jebman

Right now! Hit the car, get on Rt 28 and speed north to Rt 7 then Rt 9 past Paeonian Springs to Hillsboro, head straight for the State Border! It going to snow HARD up there and it will likely pile up! This is a very good time to be in the Rt 9 region! They have elevation. Why not hit up Charles Town Races and Slots, get in your snow fix while winning about 2,000 dollars on Craps? You coming?

I want you guys to get snow so bad, it isn't even funny.

If I were physically standing on my old stomping grounds right now I would be pretty stoked. Just wow, and I am really pulling for you all to get that deathband. If only it could stall.........

Train one of those on south central Texas, please.

................................And, as always, I insist that the Mid Atlantic is going to get annihilated by torrential snow and vodka cold this winter! --This has been a public service message from The Jebman.

I fervently hope with all my heart, that you guys get an overperformer out of this.

Jan 2000 sure snuck up on us. Woke up the next day wow 12.5 inches of fresh snow, went out and dug snow all day!

If I still resided in Dale City --- I'd be definitely planning on going to West Virginia via Rts 28, 7 and 9. Rt 9 is gonna be a wonderbar place to be for the storm. Once you get west of Hillsboro, MASSIVE change in the weather, snow often became heavy and accumulative. I saw this so many times!

Classic sig material.

Jay Peak Resort will be resorting to heavy rain tomorrow afternoon but the rain will change to torrential snow then accumulate 18 more inches! Pattern is different this low sun season for sure and snow will be coming soon to a community near you in the Mid Atlantic!

Wishing all of you the very best. Everyone here deserves good snow.

Alta is getting snow now. Their webcams are straight from 1980 though. Just still life's lmao! Must not be doing too well even with all that fresh pow.

Naso fast. They are gonna get hit. Those pac storms are revving up.. They got 15 inches upper mountain 2 nights ago.... Mid Atlantic will still be obliterated by torrential snow and vodka cold this winter.

This. Genuine sig material, for the ages.

FRESH SNOW ALERT!!!!! Mammoth got 2-3 inches new snow last night. Palisades got annihilated by truly heavy snows overnight, ended up with 15 inches of fresh pow!!!!! That snow simply POURED last night! I was glued to that resort cam for HOURS! https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams Its snowing again at Palisades Tahoe!!!!!!

Snowshoe is STILL getting hit by snow! https://www.snowshoemtn.com/media-room/skidder-slope-live-cam

Wow, Palisades Tahoe is getting thrashed pretty good! The Alpine cams show this in sharp relief! https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams#tab=alpine Check out the Alpine Race Cam! Wow they are getting annihilated pretty good! It looks like they might have 4-5 inches already and this is only just gettin' started. The Palisades cams show it too! https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams#tab=palisades

I exaggerated it, but yes we are prone to drought down here. And we tend to be concerned over aquifer levels. One thing I am not exaggerating is the insane amount of construction down in Buda and Kyle. I deliver there every night. I have been watching them gobble up every last square foot of land not already privately owned. They get done constructing new apartment complexes and they are filled to bursting with new folks within a couple of weeks! Buda/Kyle is turning into Northern Virginia, I watched the same phenomenon take place in Dale City/Woodbridge in the 1990s. One thing that is good about a billion apartments is PLENTY of deliveries! Everyone is welling down to the aquifer and with all these people moving here into the excellent weather capital of the American nation, I worry about water availability ESPECIALLY as current meteorological trends show Texas getting alarmingly drier and drier and drier. With respect to the Mid Atlantic, I worry about you guys not getting snow. I remember living there and agonizing over every run of the models. I want you all to get lots and lots of wind driven torrential snow along with severe vodka cold straight from Severomorsk in Russia. I crave a comma head getting captured in such a manner that the entire DMV Region gets blasted by absolutely INSANE 7 inch per hour snow rates for Days, and you guys end up like the Blizzard of 1978 right in NW DC and Tracker has to escape out the top floor of his apartment complex just to get out the building! That would be truly preeeecious! lol

Okay, so now that I have completely PUNTED the el nino, that wasnt even a real nino...... I expect some drizzle in Texas thru about June. We will receive NO winter rains of any consequence. The subtropical jet is weak. We will NOT get our spring rains between March and early June. Summer will be about 7 degrees hotter than last summer. This means numerous highs around 105, with some highs around 110. Many lows in the low 90s. Pools will be unmanageable and full of algae by July 1 2024. Many Ogallala wells will run dry. There will be a clamor for connection to scarce city waters. There will be so many people sucking from the Colorado that it will dry up like the Euphrates. The Diaspora will begin, people moving out, moving east to places like central Mississippi and central Alabama where the annual rainfall is far higher than in the Edwards Desert of central Texas. The Mayan Catastrophe will be repeated in modern times, this time upon the Texas population. The Mayans ran out of water. We will too. Southwest is drying up and getting hotter.

Don't forget to lay in a good supply of IPA's.....

I'll take p-25 for 7,000 dollars, Alex.

Alpine Cams at Palisades Tahoe are getting utterly obliterated by heavy snow! https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams#tab=alpine They have already piled up 3 inches and more is on the way!

The Nino is damaged goods. There are basically two places in the US getting precip. One is the northeastern ski resorts. They are getting demolished, especially for so damned early in the year. The other is the Pac Northwest, specifically Washington and Oregon. Pac storms are hammering those two states, one after the other in a long conga train. Texas is high and dry, no rain at all, long term is dry, and we are averaging about 5-10 degrees above normal. The subtropical jet is not only a failed beast, it is a frackin' miscarriage! It is a miserable FAILURE! We did FAR BETTER in the Nina and also in a Neutral enso state. I am punting this Nino for Texas, that was one HELL of a kick, I kicked that sucker way over the walls of the stadium! The opposing team is DROUGHT, they've got the football and they do nothing but get the 1st down over and over and over again. The DROUGHT is winning down here and it is an EMBARRASSING shutout. We are a 89679057656750585576978946766800346707th seed, weather wise. Mid Atlantic is the bright spot in all of this. You guys are still on track for a lot of snow and bitter cold this winter.

Yeah they have been getting vollig ausgeloscht by this storm! (That's totally obliterated, for all of you non Germanic types lol) totally obliterated

Its been snowing at Stowe VT for 2 days now. Do any of you Mets know how much snow they have received in the past 48 hours? Asking for a friend.