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Jebman

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  1. This. Genuine sig material, for the ages.
  2. FRESH SNOW ALERT!!!!! Mammoth got 2-3 inches new snow last night. Palisades got annihilated by truly heavy snows overnight, ended up with 15 inches of fresh pow!!!!! That snow simply POURED last night! I was glued to that resort cam for HOURS! https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams Its snowing again at Palisades Tahoe!!!!!!
  3. Snowshoe is STILL getting hit by snow! https://www.snowshoemtn.com/media-room/skidder-slope-live-cam
  4. Wow, Palisades Tahoe is getting thrashed pretty good! The Alpine cams show this in sharp relief! https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams#tab=alpine Check out the Alpine Race Cam! Wow they are getting annihilated pretty good! It looks like they might have 4-5 inches already and this is only just gettin' started. The Palisades cams show it too! https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams#tab=palisades
  5. I exaggerated it, but yes we are prone to drought down here. And we tend to be concerned over aquifer levels. One thing I am not exaggerating is the insane amount of construction down in Buda and Kyle. I deliver there every night. I have been watching them gobble up every last square foot of land not already privately owned. They get done constructing new apartment complexes and they are filled to bursting with new folks within a couple of weeks! Buda/Kyle is turning into Northern Virginia, I watched the same phenomenon take place in Dale City/Woodbridge in the 1990s. One thing that is good about a billion apartments is PLENTY of deliveries! Everyone is welling down to the aquifer and with all these people moving here into the excellent weather capital of the American nation, I worry about water availability ESPECIALLY as current meteorological trends show Texas getting alarmingly drier and drier and drier. With respect to the Mid Atlantic, I worry about you guys not getting snow. I remember living there and agonizing over every run of the models. I want you all to get lots and lots of wind driven torrential snow along with severe vodka cold straight from Severomorsk in Russia. I crave a comma head getting captured in such a manner that the entire DMV Region gets blasted by absolutely INSANE 7 inch per hour snow rates for Days, and you guys end up like the Blizzard of 1978 right in NW DC and Tracker has to escape out the top floor of his apartment complex just to get out the building! That would be truly preeeecious! lol
  6. Okay, so now that I have completely PUNTED the el nino, that wasnt even a real nino...... I expect some drizzle in Texas thru about June. We will receive NO winter rains of any consequence. The subtropical jet is weak. We will NOT get our spring rains between March and early June. Summer will be about 7 degrees hotter than last summer. This means numerous highs around 105, with some highs around 110. Many lows in the low 90s. Pools will be unmanageable and full of algae by July 1 2024. Many Ogallala wells will run dry. There will be a clamor for connection to scarce city waters. There will be so many people sucking from the Colorado that it will dry up like the Euphrates. The Diaspora will begin, people moving out, moving east to places like central Mississippi and central Alabama where the annual rainfall is far higher than in the Edwards Desert of central Texas. The Mayan Catastrophe will be repeated in modern times, this time upon the Texas population. The Mayans ran out of water. We will too. Southwest is drying up and getting hotter.
  7. Don't forget to lay in a good supply of IPA's.....
  8. I'll take p-25 for 7,000 dollars, Alex.
  9. Alpine Cams at Palisades Tahoe are getting utterly obliterated by heavy snow! https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams#tab=alpine They have already piled up 3 inches and more is on the way!
  10. The Nino is damaged goods. There are basically two places in the US getting precip. One is the northeastern ski resorts. They are getting demolished, especially for so damned early in the year. The other is the Pac Northwest, specifically Washington and Oregon. Pac storms are hammering those two states, one after the other in a long conga train. Texas is high and dry, no rain at all, long term is dry, and we are averaging about 5-10 degrees above normal. The subtropical jet is not only a failed beast, it is a frackin' miscarriage! It is a miserable FAILURE! We did FAR BETTER in the Nina and also in a Neutral enso state. I am punting this Nino for Texas, that was one HELL of a kick, I kicked that sucker way over the walls of the stadium! The opposing team is DROUGHT, they've got the football and they do nothing but get the 1st down over and over and over again. The DROUGHT is winning down here and it is an EMBARRASSING shutout. We are a 89679057656750585576978946766800346707th seed, weather wise. Mid Atlantic is the bright spot in all of this. You guys are still on track for a lot of snow and bitter cold this winter.
  11. Yeah they have been getting vollig ausgeloscht by this storm! (That's totally obliterated, for all of you non Germanic types lol) totally obliterated
  12. Its been snowing at Stowe VT for 2 days now. Do any of you Mets know how much snow they have received in the past 48 hours? Asking for a friend.
  13. Like Fe"brrrr"uary as in Feb-"you-all-will-be Buried-in-snow"-uary
  14. We have the NFL, XFL and the USFL. I love football, maybe even more than snow. Three is not enough. I want ten, or fifteen. I wub watching the football on my 12 inch 5G tablet so much! There is never enough football! EVER!
  15. Hell yeah! We could charge a tax on this sub. I will be the first to pay it.
  16. There is nothing on this earth more beautiful, than a snowcat hungry to prepare the slopes for hordes of happy skiers! That last picture is tugging at my heart! That snow looks so deep, so powdery, I yearn to sneak up there at 3am when the ski patrol is all snoring in bed and I can roll around in that snow to my heart's content. I can tell you from personal experience, that there is no finer thing, then rolling around and jebwalking in someone else's snowdrift. I was so bad when I was younger lmao, when it used to snow in DC! I envy you guys so much! All that fresh deep snow!
  17. Paging @WxWatcher007. Paging @WxWatcher007. Look Reaper, this is not working out here. They do not have the budget to hire more staff, because of your fat cushy pension!!!!!!! Nothing has been right since you went on so-called "retirement"! Reapers do NOT retire! Your job is ETERNAL! Everything up here is going kaput! I have an ear infection thats not healing! The weather has gone completely to shyte, we have a STRONG El Nino that is definitely NOT El Nino'ing correctly, not only is there no frackin' snow in DC, even the 1100 hour models dont have shyte for the entire Mid Atlantic! This is getting completely out of hand! Germany is getting all of our snow! They can't even get out of their second floor windows! Mammoth and Palisades are being forced to make do with 2 inch snowfalls, they are being pennied, nickled and dimed to death! It's worse than Jaws! At least in Jaws all you needed was a bigger boat and you could kill the damn shark! You can't fight an El Nino that won't Nino correctly! Texas where I live is fooking OUT OF RAIN! In a STRONG NINO! Get your sorry 8ss off that damn couch, scrap that retirement, get back to work as The Reaper NOW! I am desperate for destructive Nino floods in south central Texas! You need to Reap! You might have to Reap ME! I am so despondent over no frackin' rain in Texas! Your fat cushy retirement is ruining EVERYTHING! The El Nino won't even Nino now!
  18. 40/70 Benchmark wrote up an impressive novel about the relativity of winter this low sun season. He mentioned low MEI. I am definitely in the market for a massive Panic Room Package concerning Nino Performance.
  19. Your posts, and several others in this topic are absolutely compulsive reading. Wow. Northeast is getting really good snows. I have placed a link directly to your posts and will be savoring them many a night as I deliver down here in south central Texas. I will soon have links directly to the posts of many in this topic. Just UNBELIEVABLE. Wish I could visit.
  20. Okay, I am gonna have to use The Force. You guys are gonna get a lot of snow!
  21. I actually DO have a true Panic post here. Texas is turning dry again. This Nino is now officially the Un-Nino. It's a strong Nino alright but it isnt going to bring all the rain I was expecting to Texas. Another stark fact has occurred to me as well. There is no Beast subtropical jet. The son of a birtch is weak. We did far better in the Nina pattern with this so-called subtropical jet. Texas was really relying on a wetter fall/winter for Ogallala recharge. That is NOT gonna happen, now. American Southwest IS drying out. People are moving here in droves and I have never seen more construction in Buda and Kyle before but the Diaspora is coming, once we run out of water. Texas will dry out, and will be in exceptional drought status just in time for May 2024 when we will experience the hottest summer ever, with nary a drop of frackin' rain. Mad Max Days are on the way for us soon here in the Parched Southwest. Texans will fight Texans to the very last agonizing drop of the water, as the entire Southwestern US dries up and blows away on the Arabian Jet. I am actually feeling serious Panic up in here, and would you believe it? I am thinking of Jumping, over the frackin' LACK OF RAIN!!!!!!!! In other news........ Mid Atlantic will have a frigid very snowy winter. Summer 2024 will be hot, humid and very WET in the Mid Atlantic.
  22. I shall. I STILL declare that the Mid Atlantic will see lots of snow and cold this winter.
  23. Winter is still on track for the Mid Atlantic.
  24. On January 18, 2024 a storm began developing in the northwestern Gulf of Mexico. It brought 3-6 inches of rain to central Texas. The immediate Gulf Coast was treated to severe thunderstorms. The storm moved slowly east, dumping rain all along the Gulf Coast States as it lumbered toward the Mid Atlantic, drawing in copious amounts of Gulf then Atlantic moisture. The developing storm pulled moisture all the way from Panama. The northern periphery of the precip shield began to mix with sleet pellets. There was so damn much moisture with this system, that parts of northern Alabama got socked with three inches of sleet! The rain became torrential in Louisiana, then in coastal Mississippi, Alabama. There were numerous water rescues. The storm dumped 17 inches of rain in Biloxi! Gulf thunderstorms trained and trained for hours! It was frigid cold in the northern US. Northern Virginia was in the low teens for high temperatures, and lows near zero, to five below. Northerly winds froze everything. Surface frigidization was assured IF snow ever fell, but most weather enthusiasts had given up hope that it would ever snow again in the Washington Metropolitan Region. The northern edges of the precip shield mixed with snow, and the snow began to tease the millions of snow weenies in the eastern US. Models had been hinting at this megalithic storm for an incredible 22 days in advance. The NHEM was in the grip of a moderate to strong El Nino but it was a very unusual Nino indeed. Many of the metrics were way off, leaving veteran forecasters scratching their heads in frustration. No one really knew what this Nino would do in the Northern Hemisphere and in the CONUS. As the time drew nearer, weather enthusiasts particularly in the Mid Atlantic but also in the New England regional subforums, were beginning to get very enthusiastic about the storm. Some of the models were printing out unbelievable amounts of snowfall! There was already a prevailing party kind of atmosphere in the Mid Atlantic sub. Posters were trying to outdo each other with regard to the Scraff Beer Fridge Index, pictures were all over the forum and some were even going viral as some had been posted on YouTube. The storm got even stronger as it approached Florida. Thunderstorms battered the hell out of western FL and many one-day rain records were broken. Then it crossed the FL/GA coastline. The models started hinting at an out to sea solution, precipitating one of the greatest outbreaks of epic meltdown ever seen particularly in the Mid Atlantic sub. Feathery cirrus had begun developing over Washington DC even as high temperatures struggled to climb out of the teens! Then, the beautiful cirrus drifted southeast. The huge storm drifted off the north FL coast then kind of drifted slowly around. Model runs were all over the place as the weather subforums went absolutely bonkers! Graphics depicting posters jumping off sharp cliffs became unbelievably innovative! Jebman got perilously close to jumping and begged for The Reaper to come out of retirement for a couple of days lol. Jeb had flown to north Virginia for the storm. The forums became absolutely unreadable and mods had their work cut out for them just trying to keep up with all the crazy posts! Because of the storm, thousands of new posters had joined AmWx in the past couple of weeks! Hundreds of newbies were clamoring to know how much snow would fall in their backyards lol. Mets were overwhelmed, especially after nearly all the models went south, no snow at all for Washington DC, not even a damn flurry! It was starting to look like 2001 all over again! WxRisk was still WOOFing though. Webberweather was cautioning everyone to calm down and keep an eye on the storm. The storm wandered around in its pen, so to speak, off the northern Florida coast. The pattern was hard to read, especially with this unusual El Nino. There was blocking. Every snow weenie in the entire eastern North American region prayed for the storm to please come back. It was freezing cold in the Mid Atlantic. Ski resorts like Wisp were furiously making snow in the cold weather. Nearly all the models were still insisting an out to sea solution. But PSU was one of the first to notice a northwest movement of the precip shield in the southeast. Then the feathery cirrus came back up from the southeast. A massive Redemption topic was opened by Stormtracker since a lot of "dead" weenies who jumped were gonna want to be "resurrected" for the storm lol. Rains increased in Georgia, then mixed with sleet in upstate South Carolina. It changed to snow in the southern Appalachians and promptly became heavy! TV Mets in the DC region cautiously began to suggest a chance of some snow was back in the forecast. Many had been burned by the earlier model runs depicting a monster snow incoming. The storm was forecast to maybe bring some snow to the DC area about the early hours of Jan 22. Jeb took a leisurely jebwalk on the so-called Outer Rim, he walked around the entirety of Potomac Mills Mall in Woodbridge, savoring the frigid air, it was 13/-4 with a nice refreshing northeasterly wind. The cirrus were thickening, even as ENE winds were slowly picking up. As the day wore on, the winds began to become more NNE. A thick cirrostratus layer developed and temps fell to 10 above! Jeb ran for sheer joy! It was a 1.75 mile jebwalk and Jeb savored this immensely! He'd walked this as Isabel had moved in in 2003! The southern Apps were already impassable. Snow was piling up! North Carolina saw some rain than changed to sleet then to snow. That snow became heavy at times as incredible amounts of moisture interacted with the frigid air! It was a massive Wall of Snow and the forums were really on fire as many people joined up then participated in paeans of happiness and utter ecstasy over one of the most exciting blizzards in memory! Local forecasters in the Washington DC area were calling for a few inches of snow. Then it changed to 6-12 inches, then to 12-18 inches. Food stores were rampaged. The water was gone. Most foods were gone in hours. So many people living in one region simply emptied the stores in a day. Fast food outlets were overwhelmed. Jeb had a modern 5G tablet. He knew all this. His grin broadened. This was going to be sheer fun! A dark layer of altostratus dimmed out the sun. It moved with menacing rapidity! Then the column began to moisten up. The surface air layer was dry as a martini but with all that moisture, the snow reached the ground soon enough. North Carolina was getting snow rates so heavy, most of I-95 there was getting impassable. There were thousands of fender benders and people soon got snowed in bad. It was already turning into the makings of a humanitarian crisis and Jeb was so damn happy! Fifty nine years old now, and still worshipped snow! Jeb breathed in the ten degree air gratefully! It smelled absolutely victorious! Nice and cold, straight from Siberia, and unimaginable snow was on the way! Jeb continued his jebwalk, blasted all the decades of tracks that reminded him of the snow, even some Mexican tracks and even tracks from India and from Thailand!!! All these highly eclectic music tracks now reminded Jeb deeply of the snow, even as he happily noted the first flurries! INSTANT SURFACE FRIGIDIZATION, Jeb exulted, as he let out one hell of a HEARTFELT WOOOO-HOOOOO!!!! The flurries were sticking on the pavement and on the grass, on car tops, FROM FLAKE 1! And why shouldn't it? It is ONLY 10 degrees! That NNE wind was blowing the flurries along the street! This is gonna be FUN when it gets dark! That NE wind will blow those snow hydrometeors right past the streetlights! The street and grass will probably cave about the same time lol! Flights at Washington National and Dulles were beginning to be cancelled. There was a lot of overflow from the Carolinas, there was already a couple of wind driven feet of snow in South Carolina and North Carolina was going down the same glidepath lol. Governor of North Carolina declared a State of Emergency there. Washington DC was under a WSW for 12 to 24 inches of snow. The skies over Dale City were getting pretty dark as the cloud decks got markedly lower and steadier snow developed on a strengthening east-northeast to north-northeast wind. Radars were deep blue with a hell of a LOT of snow northwest bound! Worse, the forward movement of the storm was slowing. Uh-oh....... On the weather forums, Typhoon Tip was posting some of his best work that had ever been seen. 40/70 Benchmark was on a magnificent roll as well and he and PSU were having a brilliant disco about the evolution of the storm and what might happen in the next week. The forecast was for snow, lots of it and the storm was showing distinct signs of getting captured, in a location which would serve as a kind of 40/70 Benchmark for the DC Region lol. It was going to get very very windy, serious, serious drifting and remain quite cold. Very high rates of snow accumulation were expected to develop and obtain for a rather long time, over several forecasting periods as defined in various Area Forecast Discussions. PSU got his inch of snow. The flurries developed rapidly, spread over the entire region, accompanied by a very low layer of scudding clouds. Then it became steady, steady snow that then became moderate at times and began piling up! NE winds were freshening, gusting to about 25-30mph and that wind blew that snow around, along streets and sidewalks and off roofs, to the utter unimaginable delight of many a snow weenie! The snow geese were getting fed at long last and there was a hell of a lot more to come! It was just CRRAZY! on the forums! There was no question now about what was gonna fall in anyone's backyard! DC'ers knew they were gonna get annihilated by snow! Major highways were getting slippery as hell! It was only ten degrees out and surface frigidization was rampant everywhere! Roads caved in then snow piled up then the crashes began. Then millions of people began to get hopelessly STUCK in an unimaginable snowmageddon! It got so damn slippery, and the visibilities got shot straight to frigid hell because of wind blown snow, snow blown by 35 mph gusts at times, snow picked up from the ground and from the tops of buildings and from falling snow that became so damned heavy! At times, it was like a milkshake froth! It was like being caught out in a severe lake effect band! Non existent visibility, and drivers cant see a damn thing, and this in dim daylight! Jeb was having the time of his life in the snow! It was getting windier and it seemed colder too. That wind was blowing the snow all over! It was getting pretty heavy at times by now and the clouds were getting darker and visibility was getting difficult to come by! Jeb was forced to walk backwards against some of the stronger wind gusts! It was getting heavy enough and windy enough that it was getting hard to see the nearby lights! It was time to find shelter. he headed for the mall. Out of luck, CLOSED. Damn. Its cold as fook out here! Jeb banged on the door but the place was already closed up. Damn panickers, Jeb thought, these ppl don't know how to deal with snow. Hell it was only prolly a couple of inches deep. Jeb checked out the latest AFD. WOW. State of Emergency in Va and the District and the ENTIRE DelMarVa region. No wonder things are locked down. Jeb was cold. He loved snow and vodka cold but this was getting interesting right now. You.got.to.be. kidding. 20-30 inches in N Va? I have got to get back to the hotel NOW! Just then, a massive gust, laden with snow, damn near knocked Jeb down. Man, I am getting too damn OLD for this stuff. Should have just retired from snow chasing and stayed in Texas lol. ********************************************** Okay GeorgeBM. I am nowhere as good as you at depicting a snowstorm. I dont know atmosphere mechanics like you do, and I am sure no forecaster, wannabe or not. But by not submitting a storm, you forced my hand lol. My knowledge of weather is non existent. I don't know an h5 pressure surface from a baroclinic leaf. More later, I like this little storm.
  25. Simple 4 hour flight from Baltimore to Reno, rent a car or go Uber, to see a LOT of snow fall at Palisades Tahoe! It was POURING snow last night and that heavy snow was getting blasted right past the streetlights! They KNOW how to blizzard in the Sierra!
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