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  1. Jebman
    I don't watch. I watch the Chiefs.
  2. Jebman
    You will get that E-W ridge. You will also get demolished by snow.
  3. Jebman
    I'll take that! My old backyard gets demolished but good.
  4. Jebman
    We have a winnah. 2002-2003 Dale City got 39 inches. 2009-2010 Damn I dont know how much we got. The yardstick was useless after a couple of those blizzards, I either slant sticked it or accidentally measure a drift. Dad and I almost didnt make it back from Charles Town during one of the storms. The damn cloud decks were too low lmao! That was how I accidentally won that 900 dollars from the Sun and Moon slot, we had to go back, the storm was so bad, and I put my last 40 dollars in. Prolly got 50 inches snow that unimaginable snow season. 2009-10 in eastern West Virginia, wow, I had NEVER, EVER seen so much snow, at least, not personally! (Except at Palisades Tahoe last winter) Drifts over Rt 9, at least fifteen feet! I was wow wow wowing nonstop! I was absolutely blasting tracks that have always reminded me of snow and epic jebwalks, and man, did I EVER experience TRULY EPIC JEBWALKS in eastern West Virginia in 2009-2010! I thought my weenie heart would BURST I was so damned overjoyed! I screamed WOOOOOOO---HOOOOOO so loud in the parking garage it was unbelievable!
  5. Jebman
    YOU WANT A WINTER PREDICTION? I'LL GIVE YOU A PREDICTION. IT'S GOING TO BE PRETERNATURALLY FRIGID, IT'S GOING TO BE GREY, IT'S GOING TO BE COMMA HEAD SNOWS PIVOTING IN PLACE OVER THE MID ATLANTIC, ONE AFTER ANOTHER AFTER ANOTHER, SOME OF THESE M-FOOKERS ARE GONNA RETROGRADE SOUTHWEST RIGHT INTO NW DC AND VICINITY, IT'S GOING TO BE SO DAMN SNOWY IN THE MID ATLANTIC THIS WINTER THAT IT'S GOING TO LAST YOU THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. Fixed.
  6. Jebman
    We knew Nino would help after the last few winters.
  7. Jebman
    Glad you guys are getting some much needed drought relief!
  8. Jebman
    You guys have a stratiform beneficial rain on the way ! Possibly as much as 4 inches.
  9. Jebman
    TSSN+, you live in Winter Country! I guarantee you get demolished by snows.
  10. Jebman
    LMAO, subtrop jet is just getting warmed up right now, just clearin' her throat. Its gonna go full-on Beast Mode before much longer. Western ski resorts will get buried alive for good, sunk without a trace in dozens of feet of pow and the south will be Waterworld, places like Buda, TX get waterboarded by ridiculous rains, and the Mid Atlantic will be paralyzed by unbelievable snowstorm after unbelievable snowstorm. Many weather enthusiasts on American Wx Forums will be zombies from staring at the models for months on end and gulping down gallons of Monster drinks. Some of the snows will feature comma heads with torrential snows that will simply pivot in place, while landmarks get lost in ridiculously deep snows and people cry out in anguish for the Jebman to come and help them dig out. This is gonna be a winter like no other.
  11. Jebman
    We got 3 inches snow near Thanksgiving in 1989. I think.
  12. Jebman
    This will be a frigid snowy winter in the Mid Atlantic like no other.
  13. Jebman
    Mammoth is getting destroyed by heavy snow and winds gusting to 85mph!!!!!!!!!! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam It is totally unbelievable what is happening over there right now.
  14. Jebman
    Mammoth is snowin' an' blowin'! Get yer tickets and get over there and ski!
  15. Jebman
    Mammoth is getting smacked by snow today. Early today the forecast was for 2-4 inches of new snow. All day it has been going up, until now it is 7-11 inches of daytime accumulation. Base is up to 18 inches! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge Pacific storms will continue to smash into the Sierra and progressively dump and dump and dump snow on the western ski resorts, piling it up and up and up!
  16. Jebman
    I hope you guys get completely destroyed, by cold and by snow! You are overdue and it is HIGH TIME! Why not get an early start?!!!!!
  17. Jebman
    We have a major winnah.
  18. Jebman
    Thanks for the tip! I am gonna find their webcams and watch snow to my heart's content!
  19. Jebman
    I'll take Number 12 for $5000, Alex. We will all win! You might want to turn up the speakers to at least 900 decibels for this one!
  20. Jebman
    Check out the Main Lodge at Mammoth!!!!!! It is POURING snow!!! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge I checked out the radar! There is PLENTY of moisture upstream of the resort, and they got 11,000 foot PLUS orography going for them! Who needs to make snow, when you have a big moisture-loaded Pacific storm upstream! Pile it up! PILE IT UP! Who let tha dogs out? WOOF WOOF WOOF! This is The Jebman! I am your one stop shop for all things snow at the western ski resorts lol! And, in the Mid Atlantic! Those folks are gonna get BURIED as well! I love snow SO MUCH, I got my laptop pouring snow, and the 12.5 inch TABLET pouring snow in high def! It's fun! I am playing some of my most heartfelt tracks that reminded me of snow over the decades, many of which I played while jebwalking in deep north Virginia snows, often forced to walk backwards against the blinding snow rates and a stiff frigid Vodka Cold northeasterly wind! Many times I fervently wished for professional ski goggles! It is now snowing at Palisades as well, at the 6200' and 8200' levels. https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams
  21. Jebman
    We have a Winnah.
  22. Jebman
    Watch this, and remember what I have been sayin all year. We need to keep the faith! You guys are overdue, and THIS IS THE WINTER! Even Cosgrove has repeatedly emphasized this winter fits the 2009-2010 analog. Also, this Billy Joel track says it all! I used to blast this puppy on my headphones while I jebwalked all the way from Dale Blvd to Woodbridge via Minnieville Rd as it was in those days, circa 1987, 2 lanes, in a driving snowstorm!
  23. Jebman
    Make that a BEAST MODE firehose, aimed straight at south central Texas! I crave several severe atmospheric rivers dumping billion year magnitude rain tallies. I want my aquifer water! Floods can be fascinating. We are soaked right now, and WE ARE PRIMED for most excellent runoff! I do not ask. I DEMAND severe moisture feeds from the deep Caribbean and deep South Pacific source regions. I am gonna cut to the chase: I demand October 30, 2015 times at least twenty. I just cannot help myself, I adore rising water levels so much. I have worshipfully watched this particular Fort Myers Beach, FL vid many, many times! I just wub rising water levels SO DAMN MUCH its unbelievable!
  24. Jebman
    FIXED.
  25. Jebman
    Deliver about thirty snow guns primed and ready to go to this man's lawn stat.
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