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Jebman

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  1. Too bad, Webber. The Jebman will ALWAYS be biased strongly toward frigid cold crippling snow winters in the Mid Atlantic. It does not matter who you listen to or rt or whatever. I, Jeb, say it will be a frigid crippling snow winter in the Washington DC Metropolitan Region. And it will. Because I said so.
  2. Folks crying for rain In the Mid Atlantic always talk about the infamous DC Split. Down here in the heart 'o Texas where I reside, we have the Central Texas Split. Everything goes by us in Austin, either to the north or south. Tonight, we are getting northed. I have absolutely given up all hope of ever seeing anything remotely green here in Buda, ever again. Record el Nino or not, we get missed. We are so damned good at getting missed by beneficial rains, that we have an honorary PhD in Rainlessness. This weather system will miss us again. Everyone else in North America will drown in El Nino rainfall. Here in Central Texas, we will be left high and dry and [color=brown]brown[/color], as a Thanksgiving Turkey. LMAO folks! See, we Texans fail so spectacularly, that I can't even get the CODE right. I tried so hard to get the word brown to show up in a brown shade. Utter fail. What else is new.
  3. Check out Mammoth Mountain cams, especially The Summit, and McCoy Station! The snow there indicates there have been RECENT snowfalls! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/mccoy-station https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/the-summit They are making Palisades Tahoe look bad, lol
  4. This is gonna seem ridiculous, but tonight, we had our 1st official low in the 60s after this hellageddon summer. It was so chilly I could hardly believe it.
  5. Little bit of the light snow at the 8200' level at Palisades Tahoe right now! https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams You want snow sometimes you gotta go west young man! This season, intense unprecedented El Nino featuring bomb cyclones and unheard-of atmospheric rivers, Palisades will get absolutely destroyed and every last ski patrol person there will be totally PUNKED OUT by Christmas, and they will only barely be getting started! LMAO
  6. I am jealous! I LOVE your avatar pic! It is very, very apt for this winter in the Mid Atlantic. This Nino is going to be a BEAST! You're gonna need truckloads of those Faces!
  7. 1. You are NO wannabe, George BM. 2. Expect this for real, as the record strong Nino shreds the Mid Atlantic this fall and winter. 3. George BM is dead on, but the snowfall amounts are conservative. This may happen later in the season but the Mid Atlantic will get severely walloped by snow and high winds.
  8. I remember that! We got an early season Arctic Front that changed the rain to snow, we got an inch of snow, but Prince William County still made us go to damned school.
  9. Bank on it. Twenty percent interest, too. You guys are gonna get buried ALIVE in deep snow!
  10. Last night and the night before that, Palisades Tahoe had steady SNOW!!!! It was not accumulating but it was a cool 34 degrees! Those guys get the snow early! With the record strong super Nino, they are REALLY gonna get Januburied BAD this season! Its snowing lightly RIGHT NOW, TOO! Check out the 8200' Level webcam! https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams
  11. How reputable is the National Center for Atmospheric Research? Are they just weenies like myself? If they ARE reputable and not just crazy El Nino weather weenies like myslef, then we are in serious, serious trouble folks. South Central Texas is in a BAD BAD BAD BAD drought, and people are moving here and sucking up all of the Ogallala waters at a frightening rate. I crave record rains in Buda. I want 900 quintillion year rains. I am so SCARED of running out of the water! I want a Harvey to spin over south central Texas for weeks. We need rain so bad, so damn bad that I want a billion year/magnitude Nino, to last years and years and years.
  12. Your prayers are answered. Nino will not warm you this winter but it will bring above avg moisture. All your ski resorts will be jumping for joy. The lowlands will, too. This is going to be a winter to remember, all up and down the Eastern Seaboard. I am pulling for everyone back East to get buried ALIVE by snow this winter. There are a ton of meteorological forcings in play! Get ready, this is gonna be a very enjoyable ride!
  13. This winter will be one to remember. All those forcings are going to bring incredibly excessive rains and also palisadic-magnitude snows in places that usually do not get ridiculous snows. Like the Washington DC Region this winter. I want those meteorological papers made available to the average person, because I will download, read then memorize every last one of them. One will be about a blizzard in the DC/MD/Va region.
  14. BOSTON has had over 40 inches of precip in 2023. You all are definitely in for a very very snowy winter. It WILL eclipse 2014-2015. Nino will load you up with moisture then dump it as extremely deep snow. You better get your Jebman Shovels NOW!
  15. We have a winnah. That, is just what IS going to happen in DCA THIS Christmas! Mason Dixon will get 40-50 inches and DC will get 28-40 inches of snow. It will not change to liquid. It will be all snow. It will be very cold then Part 2 will annihilate the DC region AGAIN on New Years Eve! These snow amounts may turn out to be ridiculously conservative.
  16. It's fixed. DC will get demolished by a massively White Christmas. Everyone in the Washington DC Metropolitan Region will get snowed in and will get unprecedentedly DRUNK.
  17. Mid Atlantic is wayyyyyyyyy OVERDUE for a massive snow winter. And, it is coming. BIG-TIME! In spades! Get your Jebman Shovels. massive amounts of grub and IPA's and whatever it is you drink to stay awake. Models will be printing out a TON of heavy snow for DC and vicinity. How do you know this? Jeb said so. That's ALL you need to know.
  18. Atmospheric River is gonna smash the Pac Northwest! This is really early...... https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/atmospheric-river-early-season-bomb-cyclone-to-hit-pacific-northwest/
  19. It will, and once again, I am jealous as all heck. It's 101, 70 dewpoint feels like 109. No rain at all in our forecast. Enjoy it, Mid Atlantic. You are all gonna get buried ALIVE come Christmas! EDIT: It is now 102 with a 70 dewpoint and it feels like 111.
  20. If you squint your eyes and try real hard, you could almost imagine that it is wind blown heavy snow.
  21. Have a lot of fun and stay safe. By the way, could you all please send us an inch of your rain please? lol
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