Jebman

All that pacific air killed the winter.

I can't stop reading the topic. I wub it so much! Hey, you can throw me in the dumpster too! I'm just an old tired, played out old man who uses a snowblower to clear one inch of snow in 67 degree weather lmao. so much for so-called jebman standards of digging snow. I'll be dead soon anyway, I'll run out of water, no rain at all in central Texas, water table is so low well diggers could dig for decades and die of fruckin thirst. Death by thirst is so horrible, I'd rather die torn to shreds by great white sharks in a feeding frenzy. At least I'd be in the water.

The subtropical jetstream field is north MEX into FL across the Gulf of Mexico. Another atmospheric river is smashing right into Mexico. Better look out East Coast, here comes another anomalously strong storm right up the Eastern Seaboard. Its gonna pick up a frightening amount of moisture from the Golfo de Mexico, then smash all hell out of North Florida again, then demolish the southeast then the Mid Atlantic! DEJA VU!!!!!!!! Texas does not even get a drop. Enjoy the Nino, Mid Atlantic. The subtropical jet IS a BEAST for you all! I was damned RIGHT about that after all. What I need to get straight, is that this is going to be an absolutely anomalously DRY low sun period for Texas. If you are tired of storms, come see us in Austin! Wall to wall sunshine, highs in the 60s/70s and light southerly winds. Thats our delightful winter forecast! Just picked two of the most juicy, SHWEET figs off our 9 foot tall fig tree! I'll keep on watering it as long as the water table holds out. But it is dry as a martini down here!

Fixed.

It was so heavy and it poured snow! I was beside myself with pure joy! I was blasting Elton John tracks, Billy Joel tracks, and many other 60s/70s/80s stuff that all reminded me of past snows like Feb 19, 1979, Feb 11, 1983 and others! I was digging snow and piling it so high it was embarrassing everyone in Dale City! I stayed up for several days, reconciling my recent Charles Town trip and the new snow experiences on my IPB board. Absofuckinlutely good times!

We will get it.

Really enjoyed watching that snow come down! I wanna dig that snow so bad!

THAT, about covers it.

Naaah, it's just the next op run.

Missed one. - January looks warm now, with pac air flooding the conus in Feb. That about covers it.

Damn I miss the Reaper. I have been dreaming of an enthusiastic jump over the next op run. It's gonna rain hard at 32.3 degrees and I am THAT depressed.

Thanks aldie. I can always count on a good deep rollicking belly laugh from your hilarious transmissions lol. It may never snow again in the northern hemisphere in our lifetimes but we will always enjoy a good laugh. Not even runaway global warming can rob us of a good laugh over a decent IPA.

Panic room's up next.

It's something we used to enjoy in 2009-10.

Absolutely top form.

When Bob Chill adds to the disco you all better look out!

I can't stay away from this topic any more. I am reading it on my tablet in bed, during deliveries, during the frackin' day when I am supposed to be doin yard work. This is gonna be good! Everything is lining up! I am so ENGROSSED in the model analysis it is beginning to remind me of reading EUSWX back in early December 2009 --- and we all know how THAT worked out!

I found some notes about the Dec 19 2009 Blizzard way back in my IPB board notes, in the Archives. I am going to put a lot of that up in Google Drive. I added some modern formatting as well. Posted December 20, 2009. It's amazing that I could remember so much detail from my Midweek trip this week, writing it up at 2am TWO DAYS after coming home at 353am Friday Dec 18. This is 2am Sunday Dec 20. I got badly sidetracked by a 24 inch blizzard here that hit on Saturday all day long. This is an extraordinary situation. Page M132 was originally designed to contain three days' worth of information. However, I spent two days at CharlesTown, from 413pm on Tuesday afternoon to 219am on early Friday morning, not arriving home til 353am Friday morning. I managed to scrape 40 and Dad gave me a 50 bank. One thing I noticed was that it was real hard to establish a ChinaBlack Interval profile on any SunMoon because people either played very long or in the case of the guy (Larry) playing the Lady slot in the RedZone Tuesday night, he had access to an additional 100 dollars of resources and so played the Lady slot thru to a bonus then another ultimately reaching 6000 then 8000 credits. In addition, there was a tremendous amount of modeling going on at EUSWX and I was totally agog reading EasternUSWX threads from Monday on into Thursday, then Friday as well as it became obvious that N VA was in for a major snowstorm on Saturday. I ended up getting completely enthralled with EUSWX Friday morning from 430am to 7am no less before finally getting to bed, then sleeping til 120pm on Friday afternoon and reading EUSWX. From then on it was a downhill progression right into the snowstorm Friday night at 730pm and lasted on into this evening, Saturday night. I am only beginning to get back on Twitter and to address this situation as of 130am Sunday morning. Because of two feet of snow outside, I can not even get out of the frackin driveway, so am staying up tonight. In fact I am having real trouble transitioning back to Twitter and social media from the storm. I had next to no trouble transitioning from CharlesTown to the impending storm though. I felt a few pangs about CharlesTown early Friday morning as I read EUSWX but those soon vanished as the impending snowstorm took hold during Friday afternoon. I can still remember hearing the SunMoon slot songs in my head Friday evening as well as songs played in the casino including some Christmas songs, but the storm soon took completely over. Some intrigue associated with winter has developed at CharlesTown about the cold this week there and some snow I saw there last Tuesday night at 930pm that soon changed to rain. Met Susan 10pm Wed night in RedZone at the Lady slot. She wins all the frackin time! Saw Billie at the Dream slot from 615pm to 830pm on Tue night. She brought Jessica along. Billie wins all the time. Saw Billie again for about two hours from 4pm to 630pm at the Billie slot and various SunMoon machines in the Central Grotto that Wed evening. Wed night while with Billie I played 9 bets and 18 bets on the Debo slot for 30 minutes, only to run low on money without getting the bonus, only to have another lady play a 9 bet a minute later and hit the bonus and win 120 dollars that I ached for so badly afterward. I only had about 40 dollars left at the time. I also met Debbie and her mom at the Debo slot at 930 pm Tue night. I saw Jim again Thur afternoon about 5pm in the Cen Grotto. He said that after he won the 195 dollars at the ChinaBlack slot at 5pm last Thursday, he went to the penny machines where he won 900 dollars. That was the Thursday when I was so tired I had consciousness interruptions with dreams overlaid on wakefulness all afternoon and night. That Thursday was VERY DIFFICULT for me because I was so tired. Sleeping 5.5 hours (that is, I slept 630am to730am, ate breakfast for 1st time at hotel then slept from 8am to 1230pm!!!) this Tuesday night made a world of difference this Weds and another 4 hours sleep (5am to 9am, also ate sausage and yogurt for breakfast) Wed night made a good deal of difference on Thursday, especially when you consider that we stayed on as it turned out, to 219am Friday before finally leaving. The Dad let me play SunMoon at 1130pm with about 60 dollars. I was able to later build about 55 although before 630pm I had had zero, nada. ChinaBlack slot and another SunMoon slot were offline from Tue night until about 6pm Thur night. I noticed that people hit big on SunMoons in the Central Grotto from 3pm to 5pm on Thur afternoon. I played my 12 + 54 +20 dollars at 11am to 2pm and got nowhere. I realized that if I'd waited to play until 3pm-330pm on Thursday I might have hit well. On Tue night, the Lady slot in the RedZone hit 8000 credits for this frackin guy. I managed to hit the tail end of that at 230am, hitting the bonus on a 9 bet and getting 60 dollars in the process. On Wed Night a lady (don't know her name) played the Lady slot from 830pm to 130am, winning 12000 credits and hitting the bonus at least FIVE times! I finally got on it at 230am but nothing. While waiting for her to get done so I could play, at about 12 midnight I jebwalked over to the South Wing of the Central Grotto and hit up the East SunMoon with a 9bet, instantly hitting a Bonus. I got about 60 bucks. This illustrates why you should try to hit a Jim bet (18 bet) or a 27 bet for the first hit on a SunMoon, especially late at night, because sometimes you just may hit a Bonus. Rm 227 last week Dad got room 109 Tuesday AND Wednesday night. This greatly improved my wakefulness most markedly on Wed and Thursday. I discovered a new place to recharge my iPhone, upstairs in the RedZone at 11pm on Thursday night. I was really using it to read EUSWX thread about insane NAM qpf totals for the HM Blizzard and I constantly had to recharge it. Also discovered several places to plug in and recharge the iPhone in the Central Grotto and west of it. Used the shuttle a lot. VERY cold there this trip, highs only low 30s with 19 DPs and lows at night near 20 with breezes that cut right thru you. First time trying out the computer at the CharlesTown Inn. Real fast computer.

1979, 1983, 1987, 1993, 1996, 2000, 2003, 2009, 2013, 2016. Those were years that Dale City got hit by massive snows. This year you guys are OVERDUE! What the Mid Atlantic needs are about 15,000 giant snow guns hooked up to various rivers, and fueled by gas, solar and electric, run them at full blast every night when it hits 32 or lower. We'd boost our snow totals per season to 1,000 inches or more easy. Run industrial fans for realistic drifts, then grab your Jebman Shovel and dig snow and pile it high in every place that is protected from the sun. We could even turn the entire Mid Atlantic Region into one of the largest ski resorts in the world! Maybe build a few casinos up in there too! Hell Yeah! We could have a HECS every week!

Really good news. Wishing for the best in the new year for Mid Atlantic. Hopefully lots of great storms and snows.

I just SAVOR this topic so much! 2009-2010 was straight from Heaven! Who needs heaven with all that fresh snow that season! We were on one HELL of a HEATER, let me tell you! I got the damned BAJORKAS worked out of me digging the snow! All my neighbors on Greenwood Drive were demanding I shovel their walks! They blamed ME for all the snow lmao! That was the year I got to go to Charles Town Races and Slots and I got to see with my own eyes what must have been well over 30 inches of fresh snow on the ground in the Charles Town region! I took epic jebwalks and my late dad was so embarrassed he was in tears! Family never did understand. Route 9 had unbelievable drifts, that had been cut thru. I just gaped in awe! I had never, ever before, ever seen so much snow in real life! Some of the drifts were downright dangerous! The casino security just grinned as they watched me take hundreds of snow pics on their grounds, after I asked if I could. They already knew me all too well. Just ask them today about a guy called JD and the snow, and reading blogging PDF's for hours on end. I had everyone calling me JD at Charles Town. I was always walking around, jebwalking the place as I used to say years and years ago! I was always keeping records on paper, trying to beat the system. Ha ha never did. House edge always won. Boy I LOVED that place with ALL MY HEART, who needs heaven with a winter like 2009-2010 and a place like West Virginia! West Virginia gets more snow than many places in the northern Northeast Kingdom! We will in all likelihood, never see another season like 2009-10, for hundreds of years, and climate change is making it even less likely. The only way it would come close is an outright global ice age and a snowball Earth. No way. Not with the runaway heating going on and no way to ever stop it.

Even better news to bolster Mid Atlantic snow probabilities. It is raining hard at 8200 feet at Palisades Tahoe. Things are really starting to look up for snow and the Mid Atlantic. Use the Kubota, then really push the snowpiles way over the top by getting a decent shovel and digging snow, pile it higher. Erect scaffolding if you have to! Get that snow piled up even higher! You dig snow with enthusiasm, the snow gods will favor the Mid Atlantic. You'll get a captured storm that will pivot in place for days right over Washington DC and the greater region. Always dig the snow, wherever possible! And take epic jebwalks! Slide for JOY on that ice! Yell woooooo-hooooo at the top of your lungs!

Only old men use a Kubota to move snow. You dig that snow! Pile it up high! Always use a Jebman Shovel.

Both of these posts are eminent signature material. The discussions up in here have been particularly entertaining of late.

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