sauss06 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 5 minutes ago, Atomixwx said: Look, there are creams and gels you can use to help with that issue. You don't have to live like that. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk one of the funniest things you've ever said here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itstrainingtime Posted April 28, 2023 Author Share Posted April 28, 2023 15 minutes ago, Atomixwx said: Nothing says "Early Bird Special" like pimping your expertise in dead technology. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk My daughter and I were looking at the Phillies promotional schedule as she wants us to go this summer. (she prefers Philly over Baltimore, but I digress) We were looking at an afternoon game and she says "dad, you can go out on the field after the game!" - I looked at the promotion and it's "Seniors Stroll The Bases" event. That shit makes me feel...well, old. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anduril Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 22 minutes ago, Itstrainingtime said: Yeah, but I can rock an 8 Track better than you, my friend! Im a pro at sticking playdoh in 8track players 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itstrainingtime Posted April 28, 2023 Author Share Posted April 28, 2023 18 minutes ago, Bubbler86 said: Seems like a lot of automation fail. The 3PM wording yesterday was doomed from the start IMO. I think that's it. Whatever it is, there are often contradictions between the maps they publish and their actual forecasts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubbler86 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 43 minutes ago, Itstrainingtime said: I think that's it. Whatever it is, there are often contradictions between the maps they publish and their actual forecasts. That is why I cringe when people say 'Well the zones say this..." as if they have some sort of bearing on what is really happening. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jns2183 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 I think that's it. Whatever it is, there are often contradictions between the maps they publish and their actual forecasts. The think the text forecast are automatically generated based upon the NBM. It's just bad coding based upon the automation. I'm sure they have a way to change different variables like temp and rain chances but it's probably something like they click checkbox for the zones they want change and input correction that automatically fills in text for all zones checked. Sent from my SM-G970U using Tapatalk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubbler86 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 1 minute ago, Jns2183 said: The think the text forecast are automatically generated based upon the NBM. It's just bad coding based upon the automation. I'm sure they have a way to change different variables like temp and rain chances but it's probably something like they click checkbox for the zones they want change and input correction that automatically fills in text for all zones checked. Sent from my SM-G970U using Tapatalk They can clean it all up by going in with the mentality that AMWX will be judging what it says. Ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubbler86 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 3K has quite a bit of severe Sunday Lunch and mid afternoon. Big Nam has a frost or freeze risk Monday AM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mount Joy Snowman Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 16 minutes ago, Bubbler86 said: That is why I cringe when people say 'Well the zones say this..." as if they have some sort of bearing on what is really happening. Yeah the zone forecasts are always a bit slow in catching up to the trends playing out in model world. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomixwx Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 3K has quite a bit of severe Sunday Lunch and mid afternoon. Big Nam has a frost or freeze risk Monday AM. Oooh. That's pretty. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubbler86 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 48 with steady rain and quite windy at noon. Gusts into the 30's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itstrainingtime Posted April 28, 2023 Author Share Posted April 28, 2023 51 minutes ago, Bubbler86 said: 3K has quite a bit of severe Sunday Lunch and mid afternoon. Big Nam has a frost or freeze risk Monday AM. SPC isn't buying it yet... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubbler86 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 4 minutes ago, Itstrainingtime said: SPC isn't buying it yet... RGEM is floody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itstrainingtime Posted April 28, 2023 Author Share Posted April 28, 2023 1 minute ago, Bubbler86 said: RGEM is floody That's a Franklin Flusher. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubbler86 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 2 minutes ago, Itstrainingtime said: That's a Franklin Flusher. That would stink! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomixwx Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 True story, back in 2002 I once received a Franklin Flusher in the parking lot of the Roxbury Holiness Camp. I've never so much as seen a car at that place and neither had my high school girlfriend at the time. Let me tell ya. My opinion on God has been "no," ever since I was old enough to know which side of the playpen smells the worst, but that night? I saw em.Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itstrainingtime Posted April 28, 2023 Author Share Posted April 28, 2023 12 minutes ago, Atomixwx said: True story, back in 2002 I once received a Franklin Flusher in the parking lot of the Roxbury Holiness Camp. I've never so much as seen a car at that place and neither had my high school girlfriend at the time. Let me tell ya. My opinion on God has been "no," ever since I was old enough to know which side of the playpen smells the worst, but that night? I saw em. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk Okay...I'll bite. Why did you pick a church camp parking lot to get...you know... Was it a heavenly experience? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomixwx Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 Okay...I'll bite. Why did you pick a church camp parking lot to get...you know... Was it a heavenly experience? I said I saw God, didn't I? And because there was an all night softball tournament going on across the street at the usual spot. And because she was Amish and if she got caught with English man here we'd both have been honor killed. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canderson Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 1 minute ago, Atomixwx said: I said I saw God, didn't I? And because there was an all night softball tournament going on across the street at the usual spot. And because she was Amish and if she got caught with English man here we'd both have been honor killed. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk I have questions about Amish hookups. Are they wild? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubbler86 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 1 minute ago, canderson said: I have questions about Amish hookups. Are they wild? I hear they are not all that electric. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canderson Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 2 minutes ago, Bubbler86 said: I hear they are not all that electric. But they can supply their own horsepower for rides so might have benefits? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomixwx Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 I have questions about Amish hookups. Are they wild? They're interesting. They have that time during their rumspringa where they experiment in everything from substance use to hard rock to... non-equine sexual interaction. For anyone in here who was under the impression that the nearest Donkey show was in Tijuana. It's not. Wednesday nights in Willow Hill, you'll see this Old Order bitch named Becky. She has nipples the size of thermometers and a bush that would make Bob Ross stand up in his grave and applaud. I'm rambling, but Becky does this thing with a Belgian workhorse that makes you wonder how the horse has so much strength after the amount of work it puts in. Upshot: Donkey show. Nobody really feels bad for the animal. Sucks: They all do this. To answer your "Are they wild?" Yes. Downside is, I don't have enough skin tone to satisfy Rebecca after her second show of the night. So they just use us for free beer in the parking lot of Blue Mountain Roller Rink. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canderson Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 10 minutes ago, Atomixwx said: They're interesting. They have that time during their rumspringa where they experiment in everything from substance use to hard rock to... non-equine sexual interaction. For anyone in here who was under the impression that the nearest Donkey show was in Tijuana. It's not. Wednesday nights in Willow Hill, you'll see this Old Order bitch named Becky. She has nipples the size of thermometers and a bush that would make Bob Ross stand up in his grave and applaud. I'm rambling, but Becky does this thing with a Belgian workhorse that makes you wonder how the horse has so much strength after the amount of work it puts in. Upshot: Donkey show. Nobody really feels bad for the animal. Sucks: They all do this. To answer your "Are they wild?" Yes. Downside is, I don't have enough skin tone to satisfy Rebecca after her second show of the night. So they just use us for free beer in the parking lot of Blue Mountain Roller Rink. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk My life in HS was very Varsity Blues but this sounds better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubbler86 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 Well, I cannot compete with Atomix's stories, but we just had a gust to 42 here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomixwx Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 My life in HS was very Varsity Blues but this sounds betterI could have had that life. I could have. But after snorting lines off Amish and Mennonite ass cracks, I can firmly say this. I don't want your life. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomixwx Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 Well, I cannot compete with Atomix's stories, but we just had a gust to 42 here. Way to sully the fun. This would have been like somebody interrupting the breaking news of 9/11 with a weather report. "As you can see, the towers have fallen and the coroner's office has begun scooping up femurs to begin the arduous process of identification, but let's get back to Willard Scott with the weather." "Sunny and 72 here. Should be a great next couple of days to begin rescue and recovery. This report is brought to you by Welch's Grape Juice."Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubbler86 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 6 minutes ago, Atomixwx said: Way to sully the fun. This would have been like somebody interrupting the breaking news of 9/11 with a weather report. "As you can see, the towers have fallen and the coroner's office has begun scooping up femurs to begin the arduous process of identification, but let's get back to Willard Scott with the weather." "Sunny and 72 here. Should be a great next couple of days to begin rescue and recovery. This report is brought to you by Welch's Grape Juice." Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk I was more giving you credit for some crazy stories but I still had an ob. LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomixwx Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 Observe deez nuts on your weather report. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sauss06 Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 40 minutes ago, Atomixwx said: I said I saw God, didn't I? And because there was an all night softball tournament going on across the street at the usual spot. And because she was Amish and if she got caught with English man here we'd both have been honor killed. Sent from my motorola edge 5G UW (2021) using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itstrainingtime Posted April 28, 2023 Author Share Posted April 28, 2023 Today in Central PA: Weather: Check Amish..."stories": Check Outdated Technology: Check Physical Conditioning at Church Camp: Check Topical Ointment for Old Dudes: Check Movie Flashback w/ Kelly Mcgillis: Check Historical Tribute to 911: Check This will all make great fodder for next edition of "A Day in the Central PA" thread... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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