October Banter 2026

[JB Fins]

I know there is a launch tomorrow morning, but that is out of Florida.

[Interstate]

Success. Finally a tournament champion. Renegades Diamond of the Dead tournament. Started bracket play at 1015AM and finished up at 730PM

[WxUSAF]

Commies didn’t know it was 4th down lol  

[Chris78]

37 minutes ago, WxUSAF said:

Commies didn’t know it was 4th down lol  

DQ should be fired at half 

[Interstate]

The NFC East is so bad. 

[mappy]

9 hours ago, Chris78 said:

DQ should be fired at half 

Dude. It’s so bad. How do you not keep track of downs? How does Daniels throw that ball away when he had an open receiver? And the last drive of the game??? What are we even doing. Jfc. 

[RickinBaltimore]

10 hours ago, Interstate said:

The NFC East is so bad. 

The NFC East hasn't won a game in 2 weeks. 

[Chris78]

7 minutes ago, mappy said:

Dude. It’s so bad. How do you not keep track of downs? How does Daniels throw that ball away when he had an open receiver? And the last drive of the game??? What are we even doing. Jfc. 

Yeah. It's a really bad look. Looks amateurish. 

The last 2 weeks has changed my opinion on Daniels.

The coaching quality is probably bottom 3rd of the league. 

But the teams effort in the second half most likely Saved DQ for the remainder of the season. And apparently there's really no one to take over if he were to get fired in season with have 2 rookie coordinators.

 

[Maestrobjwa]

4 hours ago, mappy said:

Dude. It’s so bad. How do you not keep track of downs? How does Daniels throw that ball away when he had an open receiver? And the last drive of the game??? What are we even doing. Jfc. 

I legit feel bad for you guys. I mean just when it looked like things are falling into place...I mean y'all finally got rid of Snyder, then it looks like you finally got a franchise QB when he leads ya to the NFCCG...and then it starts to turning to crap again. Goodness gracious, smh

[Interstate]

4 hours ago, RickinBaltimore said:

The NFC East hasn't won a game in 2 weeks. 

I know... they cannot even win a game against each other.

[Jebman]

Buda has fallen to 79/59 average highs/lows. However we are headed for summerlike 90s. Stout Mexican airmasses are controlling our weather and shall continue to do so in the coming months. It will also be very dry as well.

Even if Buda's average highs/lows were to somehow fall to 29/9, it would still be much above normal down here.

We're cursed. It will stay hot and unusually dry from now on.

I think Central Texas will experience an unusual anomaly associated with this Nino. We will be well west of The Plume, and somehow also much warmer than usual throughout the Nino Event. Since the Base State will be much warmer in 2027, the Summer of 2027 will break hundreds of high temperature records in Texas.

I now expect a very dry autumn and winter for Buda, as well as a very dry Spring in 2027, that will also be associated with much warmer temperatures right into Summer next year that shall be catastrophic for my part of the world.

The southeast and Mid Atlantic will be troffy, very wet and Mid Atlantic will also experience snows associated with arctic air masses that time with prodigious moisture throughout the Nino Event.

The unusual dryness in central Texas is something that I am beginning to refer to as the Jebman Curse. I think some passages in an ancient book may well be referring to me and this is the reason that as long as I live and breathe, Central Texas will be dry and run out of water and millions of people will transmigrate to greener pastures.

As much as I deeply adore water floods, I shall never get to see one. Two events are happening right now in Central Texas, that shall continue well into 2027 and 2028: Rainy systems miss us for many reasons, and temperatures will be above normal and radically increase the drying of fuels, well into at least late 2027. The Winter of 2026-2027 will be one of the warmest ever experienced in Central Texas since records began to be kept down here.

Expect a brand-new phenomenon: Wildfires covering large parts of Texas. This will be caused by extreme dryness, strong stout winds, and also an element of carelessness by people, such as throwing cigarettes out car windows. Some of these brobdingnagian wildfires will blow into parts of Oklahoma and Kansas. At times, Texas wildfires will approximate California wildfire season.

The La Nina of late 2027 into 2028 possibly 2029, will bring extremely dry conditions to the entire Southland and record hellish heat, particularly in later summer 2027 and on into the very later 2020s, possibly into the early 2030s. We will also be beset by a hellishly hot new Base State, beginning in mid-2027.

Noted meteorologists will publish papers about the incredible hot dry Anomaly in South Texas, and anthropologists will publish papers about how so many people decided to migrate from south Texas beginning about late 2027 because of how incredibly hot and dry the state has become. Many experts will wonder after the notable dryness in south Texas even during a strong El Nino and write up brilliant papers about it.

[Maestrobjwa]

15 hours ago, RickinBaltimore said:

The NFC East hasn't won a game in 2 weeks. 

First time in NFL history a division goes winless for two consecutive weeks...I mean dang, lol

[mappy]

18 hours ago, Maestrobjwa said:

I legit feel bad for you guys. I mean just when it looked like things are falling into place...I mean y'all finally got rid of Snyder, then it looks like you finally got a franchise QB when he leads ya to the NFCCG...and then it starts to turning to crap again. Goodness gracious, smh

Don’t feel bad I know the team I’m rooting for and am quite use to how bad they are lol