Of all the patterns over the years, this is the worst by an order of magnitude. I’m being dead serious too.
The precision it takes to smoke Dallas, Atlanta, the upper south, central Plains, Ohio Valley (Cincinnati), western NY, DC, most of Virginia, the Mid-Atlantic coast, and northern NJ (in December) while simultaneously porking virtually all of non elevated New England is truly extraordinary.
I’m as optimistic in life as one can be, but a cleared eyed assessment of this situation cannot lead me to any other conclusion than this was our chance, and a rat is likely to prevail imby as a result of our increasingly apparent failure.