It worked for me in 4th grade when i forgot my homework. Rooted for the teacher to forget to collect it. Bent down to pray to the spaghetti monster and i knocked her coffee over. She was too distracted to get everyones homework.
His "honeymoon". Her "i cant believe this nerd is posting on a weather forum while im standing here in a bikini next to him with an aruba ariba in my hand".