Jebman

If I had a choice, with all the climatic warming I would move to the Alaskan mountains. It still snows there at 10,000 feet. Or the Russian Urals. It still snows up there.

Mahomes does not look right? Mahomes was a piece of shyte on Christmas afternoon! Son of a frackin biotch got sacked like FOUR times! That sorry team let me down! I am a RAVENS fan now! Always loved Baltimore! You don't win football games by throwing interceptions!

Chiefs are absolutely disgusting. That was painful to watch Christmas afternoon. Need to find a new fave team, like the Baltimore Ravens. Too damn much fookin eggnog?

Merry Christmas to everyone! Have an exciting New Year 2024!

crank this one way the hell up!

Merry Christmas, WxWatcher007!!!

Crank this way the hell up, about 98000 decibels

Hello Kevin Reilly! I see you awarded me a hot dog. I dont understand why. I am not a weenie. Oh wait. I AM a snow weenie! Model runs are NOT going down. Jan 22, 2024. That's the day. Get your shovels. Stock up on stuff that keeps you awake. On Jan 10 we are all gonna be tracking a storm. There is going to be cold air just in time. We are all going to be GLUED to the models. This storm will develop over the Gulf then make the turn and slowly lumber up the East Coast. A Siberian air mass will be filtering down. There is going to be a ton of excitement in not just our sub, but in subs up and down the East Coast, SNE is going to get clobbered as well by this, but it is going to be such a slow mover that it will dump ridiculous amounts of snow in Georgia, the Carolinas, Virginia and over the entire Mid Atlantic then bury Philly, New York City and on up into the Canadien Maritimes. This storm will reach a point, a sweet spot that in effect is the 40/70 Benchmark for a snowstorm blasting the Mid Atlantic! The Northeastern ski resorts are going to be absolutely buried, even by THEIR standards! They will get all their winter snow mojo back in one fell swoop. This storm is going to be BIG, especially for the DC Metropolitan Region. Tracker will be back in time for this one, and Northwest DC will get buried alive in snow! Much of West Virginia will get demolished by this storm as well! We can still drink ourselves right into a stupor lol. Drink up and be merry, because regardless of how many hotdogs I get awarded, Mid Atlantic is still gonna get obliterated by snow come Jan 22 2024. Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!! Hey, let's make it 200! And a Happy New Year!

Merry Christmas everyone. Drink up and be merry! Hit about forty IPA's! We'll be demolished by deep snows soon in the Mid Atlantic!

The plains are farther north. Mid Atlantic has many more moving parts to get right for snow. It's just tough for us in the Mid Atlantic to get good snows. I used to go up visit Chicago, relatives live up in that area. Gangsta on the mean side of Chicago so much as farts real hard, they get immobilized by meter deep snows.

You will definitely get your snow, and lots of it. Pattern is setting up. Everything is right on track. Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we all get to dig vodka snows.

This topic is unrelenting hilarity.

High temps in the 70s to near 80 degrees, wall to wall in January, prolonged Thaw. Biblical rains in the NE mountains, with Grand Canyon-deep, ten foot wide grooves worn into every ski trail at every northeastern ski resort. First January in living memory with no snow on the ground anywhere in the SNE, NEK or anywhere in the entire continental US, for that matter. Total Nino warmth throughout the land, incredible amounts of pac air as the pac jet gets its way! Pacific front after pacific front throughout the entire continental US until we all enjoy genuine Pacific weather, as record breaking 130 degree below zero temps and 50 foot snowpacks adorn the other side of the world like never before! yep, we got ourselves a brand-new vibe in 2024. Panic room becomes the main Mid Atlantic Sub.

Get ready, stock up on Jebman Shovels and strap yourselves in. This is gonna be good!!!

Tremendous amount of rain to our south. Only one five hundred twelfth of an inch for us with this. To our south, frantic water rescues will ensue, but this storm is not Austin's. Lots of convergence is visible on radar. Reminds me of the recent east coast Waterworld behemoth that waterboarded so many. The Drought is stout as hell in south central Tex.

All I am asking for, is some rain. You guys in the East can have about 48 inches of snow from a KU.

If that happens it's going to get pretty cold even in Austin.

That was the year SNE had so much snow that massive icicles were plummeting from buildings downtown in BOS wreaking all shades of havoc. Then the worm tuned and we got a good deal of snow.

Fookin' LMAO!

Fantasy range outlooks have that effect on us. Especially when we want the snow so bad. You want the snow in your backyard. I want you guys to get buried alive like Palisades in 22-23.

Copy that for Dale City, Virginia!

I remember how good it was in the 70s. Music was unbelievable. Still love many 60s tracks. Just get Spotify - entire world of music literally right at your fingertips.

I heard that Jay Peak's snowpack is largely intact.

Horrific in New England: This is a place that should be snowing hard and piling up. Instead the resorts are severely traumatized and some got 6 plus inches of rain from that last SOB that hit. Serious, serious physical grounds damage to some resorts on top of severe snow degradation and outright snowpack LOSS. What snow remains will freeze into ice and what the resorts end up with in that scenario is a lot of severely injured patrons from falls and interaction with spicy trail objects (rocks, stumps and other crap uncovered by El Nino rains). I see now why people are so upset in the New England forum. They know the pattern. More wet storms may be on the way and this is the LAST thing the already suffering, traumatized resorts need right now before NYE. I almost cried reading it. I love snow and I worship ski resorts. What grieved me the MOST was all the precious snow they had before the recent rain debacle. I have in the past cried my eyes out over losing 6 inches of snow in Dale City before a good rain-lashing, many a time. The northern resorts should not have to deal with this crap. This is a typical North Carolina type of plague. The Nino is a total disaster and we are all suffering from it, all snow weenies are in this together. #SnowEnthusiastStrong