Jebman

You guys are about to get snow and very frigid weather.

You guys can have that! Our water lines froze solid! We got 7 inches of wind-driven pow in 11 degree conditions. Northerly winds gusted to 40 mph. The miniature donkeys nearly froze to death.

You WILL. This Forum is already an outstanding SUCCESS and all of you are the finest human beings that ever lived! The Mid Atlantic stands a damn good chance of getting #FebuBuried!

ONE MORE ITEM: You all had better get stocked the hell up on whatever it is you use to stay the hell awake, because you are gonna be happily tracking the models for the next seven weeks! This might even persist on into Morch!

It is going to get very very COLD in the Washington Metropolitan Region, especially from late Jan on into Feb. Have faith. The storms will be there for you all. You are going to see snow, and lots of it. Late January and throughout February, The Mid Atlantic is gonna make up for how challenging it has been so far this season ----- And then some! Its going to get so bad, so full of deep snow, that you all will get so damned tired of diggin' snow, that you will BEG me to come over there and show you all how to dig snow!

You guys are gonna get snow this winter! It's gonna happen.

Check out the video! These are SNOWMAKERS on Jay Peak! This is damned COOL! https://www.saminfo.com/i-am-a-snowmaker?start=3

And I though 6.50 for a medium Coke here in Central Tex was too much! Inflation is getting beyond ridiculous!

You want snow? GO WEST, young man, to ALTA SKI RESORT! https://www.alta.com/stories/rolling-in-the-deep

Alta has already had 423 inches of snow so far this ski season! Take a deep dive straight into their 'Deepcember' and 'JanuBuried' amazing 2022-2023 Season! https://www.alta.com/stories/rolling-in-the-deep

Mammoth Lakes is a winter wonderland. I'd be happily digging snow for weeks! Yeah, they have been seriously #JanuBuried https://twitter.com/search?q=%23januburied&src=hash

Imagine if you can, the intense joy and elation associated with a long leisurely jebwalk in this magnitude snowpack!!!!

Palisades Tahoe has got over TWELVE FEET of snow now Just in January ---- and still pouring down! THIS, is why they are effectively JANUBURIED! https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams Just take a look at that fresh snow on the 8200' platform!!! This isnt blowin around, it is piling up! BIG BIG aggregates! #JanuBuried on Twitter https://mobile.twitter.com/hashtag/JanuBURIED?src=hashtag_click

Everyone needs to board a 787 and head west to Palisades at Tahoe. There's LOTS of snow there right now and five more feet of fresh POW thru next Tuesday. They are calling it the M.L.K. Blizzard. Imagine carvin' turns in all that deep powder! Face shots would be EVERYWHERE! You'd need a SNORKEL!

Well, The Reaper only thinks he can retire. The Reaper is Eternal. He never takes a day off. There is always someone he needs to Reap. C'MON, Reaper! Get Down To Bisnass! The Panic Room needs you!

Tahoe is at it again! Check out the 6200 foot and 8200 foot cams, and also Siberia! They are gettin' socked in but good as snow falls and blows around. They snowblew that monster 6 foot behemoth drift off the 8200 foot level platform but more snow is drifting right back onto it! I am absolutely GLUED to the cams, day and night, and blasting old Billy Joel and Elton John tracks that have long reminded me of heavy snow! https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams

Just gotta love their Area Forecast Disco, I actually got a few chuckles out of it...... Area Forecast Discussion National Weather Service Reno NV 105 PM PST Thu Jan 12 2023 .SYNOPSIS... Enjoy the break in the weather today, another period of active weather returns this weekend and into early next week. Expect additional disruptions to travel and mountain recreation through the weekend as periods of heavy snow return to the Sierra. The active pattern is forecast to continue through much of next week with a period of drier conditions likely for the end of next week. && .DISCUSSION... All together now, breathe in, breathe out. This break in the action is short-lived so we should all take some time to appreciate the relative quiet and be present in this moment. Well, enough of that, we are gearing up for yet another active period...starting tomorrow. Taking a look at satellite imagery over the Pacific Ocean, we see yet another system lurking over the open waters and closing in on the West Coast. Today`s general flow pattern will bring southeasterly winds through, allowing for some warmer air to filter in. Our temperatures will hover just above average ahead of the next round, bringing snow levels ranging 7000-8500` for the afternoon. Highs will top out for today for most of us in the mid-to-upper 40s, then overnight lows will dip as the storm moves in overhead. Sierra locations will see 20s, while the western Nevada valleys will hover near freezing. Well, that portion of the discussion was brief and pleasant, now onto the weekend series of systems. Wind gusts pick up tonight with ridges gusting to 65+ mph, a precursor of things to come. For Friday morning wind gusts get even more excited, ridges gusting around 85 mph just ahead of the precipitation moving in. We get right into the action starting early Friday, when the first in our series of storms brings snow showers back to the Sierra, and begins to disrupt travel over the range. For western Nevada valleys, little to no accumulation is expected as the spillover potential is underwhelming. Anything that falls in the valleys will be rain or a light mix. The Tahoe Basin could see 2-5" of new snowfall with higher amounts on the western shores. Sierra passes could see 8-12" out of this first round. Snow totals for Mono County will be lighter, with areas west of Hwy 395 getting 3-8". This will be minor in comparison to what is to come Saturday, but will be enough to create some travel headaches, especially for mountain passes. If you plan to travel through the weekend, be sure to check current road conditions via CalTrans or NDOT. If the western Nevada valleys were thinking we were leaving them out of the excitement, they get their turn starting Saturday. Snow levels begin to fall between 5000-5500` for Saturday, bringing snow into the foothills. Snow will become heavy for the Sierra during the day, when we will again be measuring in feet for The Tahoe Basin up to the passes. Elevations below the snow line will see rain/snow mix during the day, changing over to snow after dark. This will bring light totals to the valley floors overnight, with 0.5-1" possible. Although Sunday will be a relative break in the action, with lighter snowfall overall, there will still be snow accumulating in the Sierra. An additional 3-5" is possible for the Tahoe Basin, Sierra passes could see another 6-8". I wish I could say we were expecting a break after the weekend, but that would be a lie. Monday into Tuesday is shaping up to be yet another potent round of snowfall for the Sierra. A bit of uncertainty remains with timing and snow totals, but a preliminary glance suggests at least another foot or so for the Tahoe Basin, Sierra passes could see another 1-2`. Looking beyond Tuesday, we see this album just keeps skipping, with the same old story of more active weather into Wednesday. The first break appears to be Friday, when ridging starts to take control of our weather pattern and offer some light at the end of this snowy, wet tunnel. HRICH &&

Don't look now, but............................... Winter Storm Warning URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE National Weather Service Reno NV 308 PM PST Thu Jan 12 2023 CAZ072-NVZ002-132315- /O.UPG.KREV.WS.A.0004.230114T1200Z-230118T0000Z/ /O.NEW.KREV.WS.W.0003.230114T1200Z-230117T1800Z/ Greater Lake Tahoe Area- Including the cities of South Lake Tahoe, Truckee, Stateline, and Incline Village 308 PM PST Thu Jan 12 2023 ...WINTER STORM WARNING IN EFFECT FROM 4 AM SATURDAY TO 10 AM PST TUESDAY... * CHANGES...Winter Storm Watch has been upgraded to a Winter Storm Warning. * WHAT...Heavy snow expected. Total snow accumulations through Tuesday of 1-2 feet for the Tahoe Basin, except 3 to 5 feet above 7000 feet. Winds gusting as high as 100 mph. * WHERE...Greater Lake Tahoe Area. * WHEN...From 4 AM Saturday to 10 AM PST Tuesday. * IMPACTS...Travel could be very difficult to impossible. The hazardous conditions could impact the morning or evening commute. Strong winds could cause extensive tree damage. * ADDITIONAL DETAILS...Multiple storms will move through this weekend and early next week. While snow will begin on Friday afternoon, the heaviest snowfall rates and wider spread impacts are expected on Saturday and Monday with a brief lull in intensity on Sunday. Snow levels for Friday 5500-6000 feet, then falling to valley floors Saturday night. Travel will become hazardous, especially for Saturday and Monday. PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS... Avoid travel if possible, you could be stuck in your vehicle for many hours. If you must travel, prepare for long delays and carry an emergency kit with extra food, water and clothing. If you stay home, have a backup plan in case of power outages. The latest road conditions can be obtained by calling 5 1 1. && $$ And this folks, is on top of the nine FEET of fresh pow, that they have already gotten just in the New Year alone! They're getting Janu-Buried, or they are about to be!

Check out the 8200' webcam tonight! I have lost track of how many days in a row they have been getting blasted by snow, but another atmospheric river is gonna dump about four MORE feet of pow on them over the MLK weekend. https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams There is already yet ANOTHER storm behind that, too. I need to go up there and help them dig out, with one of my patented Jebman Shovels. YOU HAVE GOT TO CHECK OUT THIS BLOG!!!!!! Jan 10th: Ripping and Riding an Atmospheric River https://blog.palisadestahoe.com/conditions/jan-10th-ripping-and-riding-an-atmospheric-river/ With 8.5 FEET of new snow so far this month they are absolutely getting JanuBuried !!!!!! Yeah. I am definitely getting my SNOW FIX......... And then some!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You want snow? GO WEST, Young Man! Palisades Tahoe is getting blasted by banshee wind gusts laden with tons of snow! Some places up there have had at least 6 feet of new snow just in the past 7 days! https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams You gotta see that Palisades Scope 8200' Cam!! Its been getting blasted for days!

Just absolutely massive amounts of wind-driven snow are piling up on those mountains! Ski resorts are doing beyond fantastic!!!!!

I want to go dig that snow so bad, and to wallow in those deep drifts at 3am.

You're gonna need a bigger shovel.

Wow Jan 6, 7, 8 1996. Oh the Memories! All the EPIC, EPIC jebwalks! I was so young back then! I was digging snow for a while! I was so damned excited, I didnt sleep for three days straight! That, was THE STORM OF A LIFETIME !!!!!!

Take a good gander at this blog from Tahoe...... https://blog.palisadestahoe.com/conditions/jan-5th-untracked-runs-all-morning-at-palisades/ You could get lost in all that fresh POW! I could get lost for decades, digging up all that snow, and a hell of a LOT MORE ON THE WAY UP THERE! Tahoe is getting so damned much snow, they are beginning to make the southern new england region look like the mid atlantic region lmao! Imagine if you can.......... at least FOUR Atmospheric Rivers, aimed straight at the mountains, ALL FRACKIN' SNOW up there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What on earth would a couple feet of rain look like as all pow? And driven by 100 mph wind gusts? Or maybe three or four feet of rain totaled up from four raging atmospheric rivers, as fluffy snow? It would make the Day After Tomorrow look like the 1930s Dust Bowl!