Jebman

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Jay Peak Resort will be resorting to heavy rain tomorrow afternoon but the rain will change to torrential snow then accumulate 18 more inches! Pattern is different this low sun season for sure and snow will be coming soon to a community near you in the Mid Atlantic!

Wishing all of you the very best. Everyone here deserves good snow.

Alta is getting snow now. Their webcams are straight from 1980 though. Just still life's lmao! Must not be doing too well even with all that fresh pow.

Naso fast. They are gonna get hit. Those pac storms are revving up.. They got 15 inches upper mountain 2 nights ago.... Mid Atlantic will still be obliterated by torrential snow and vodka cold this winter.

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FRESH SNOW ALERT!!!!! Mammoth got 2-3 inches new snow last night. Palisades got annihilated by truly heavy snows overnight, ended up with 15 inches of fresh pow!!!!! That snow simply POURED last night! I was glued to that resort cam for HOURS! https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams Its snowing again at Palisades Tahoe!!!!!!

Snowshoe is STILL getting hit by snow! https://www.snowshoemtn.com/media-room/skidder-slope-live-cam

Wow, Palisades Tahoe is getting thrashed pretty good! The Alpine cams show this in sharp relief! https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams#tab=alpine Check out the Alpine Race Cam! Wow they are getting annihilated pretty good! It looks like they might have 4-5 inches already and this is only just gettin' started. The Palisades cams show it too! https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams#tab=palisades

I exaggerated it, but yes we are prone to drought down here. And we tend to be concerned over aquifer levels. One thing I am not exaggerating is the insane amount of construction down in Buda and Kyle. I deliver there every night. I have been watching them gobble up every last square foot of land not already privately owned. They get done constructing new apartment complexes and they are filled to bursting with new folks within a couple of weeks! Buda/Kyle is turning into Northern Virginia, I watched the same phenomenon take place in Dale City/Woodbridge in the 1990s. One thing that is good about a billion apartments is PLENTY of deliveries! Everyone is welling down to the aquifer and with all these people moving here into the excellent weather capital of the American nation, I worry about water availability ESPECIALLY as current meteorological trends show Texas getting alarmingly drier and drier and drier. With respect to the Mid Atlantic, I worry about you guys not getting snow. I remember living there and agonizing over every run of the models. I want you all to get lots and lots of wind driven torrential snow along with severe vodka cold straight from Severomorsk in Russia. I crave a comma head getting captured in such a manner that the entire DMV Region gets blasted by absolutely INSANE 7 inch per hour snow rates for Days, and you guys end up like the Blizzard of 1978 right in NW DC and Tracker has to escape out the top floor of his apartment complex just to get out the building! That would be truly preeeecious! lol

Okay, so now that I have completely PUNTED the el nino, that wasnt even a real nino...... I expect some drizzle in Texas thru about June. We will receive NO winter rains of any consequence. The subtropical jet is weak. We will NOT get our spring rains between March and early June. Summer will be about 7 degrees hotter than last summer. This means numerous highs around 105, with some highs around 110. Many lows in the low 90s. Pools will be unmanageable and full of algae by July 1 2024. Many Ogallala wells will run dry. There will be a clamor for connection to scarce city waters. There will be so many people sucking from the Colorado that it will dry up like the Euphrates. The Diaspora will begin, people moving out, moving east to places like central Mississippi and central Alabama where the annual rainfall is far higher than in the Edwards Desert of central Texas. The Mayan Catastrophe will be repeated in modern times, this time upon the Texas population. The Mayans ran out of water. We will too. Southwest is drying up and getting hotter.

Don't forget to lay in a good supply of IPA's.....

I'll take p-25 for 7,000 dollars, Alex.

Alpine Cams at Palisades Tahoe are getting utterly obliterated by heavy snow! https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/webcams#tab=alpine They have already piled up 3 inches and more is on the way!

The Nino is damaged goods. There are basically two places in the US getting precip. One is the northeastern ski resorts. They are getting demolished, especially for so damned early in the year. The other is the Pac Northwest, specifically Washington and Oregon. Pac storms are hammering those two states, one after the other in a long conga train. Texas is high and dry, no rain at all, long term is dry, and we are averaging about 5-10 degrees above normal. The subtropical jet is not only a failed beast, it is a frackin' miscarriage! It is a miserable FAILURE! We did FAR BETTER in the Nina and also in a Neutral enso state. I am punting this Nino for Texas, that was one HELL of a kick, I kicked that sucker way over the walls of the stadium! The opposing team is DROUGHT, they've got the football and they do nothing but get the 1st down over and over and over again. The DROUGHT is winning down here and it is an EMBARRASSING shutout. We are a 89679057656750585576978946766800346707th seed, weather wise. Mid Atlantic is the bright spot in all of this. You guys are still on track for a lot of snow and bitter cold this winter.

Yeah they have been getting vollig ausgeloscht by this storm! (That's totally obliterated, for all of you non Germanic types lol) totally obliterated

Its been snowing at Stowe VT for 2 days now. Do any of you Mets know how much snow they have received in the past 48 hours? Asking for a friend.

Like Fe"brrrr"uary as in Feb-"you-all-will-be Buried-in-snow"-uary

We have the NFL, XFL and the USFL. I love football, maybe even more than snow. Three is not enough. I want ten, or fifteen. I wub watching the football on my 12 inch 5G tablet so much! There is never enough football! EVER!

Hell yeah! We could charge a tax on this sub. I will be the first to pay it.

There is nothing on this earth more beautiful, than a snowcat hungry to prepare the slopes for hordes of happy skiers! That last picture is tugging at my heart! That snow looks so deep, so powdery, I yearn to sneak up there at 3am when the ski patrol is all snoring in bed and I can roll around in that snow to my heart's content. I can tell you from personal experience, that there is no finer thing, then rolling around and jebwalking in someone else's snowdrift. I was so bad when I was younger lmao, when it used to snow in DC! I envy you guys so much! All that fresh deep snow!

Paging @WxWatcher007. Paging @WxWatcher007. Look Reaper, this is not working out here. They do not have the budget to hire more staff, because of your fat cushy pension!!!!!!! Nothing has been right since you went on so-called "retirement"! Reapers do NOT retire! Your job is ETERNAL! Everything up here is going kaput! I have an ear infection thats not healing! The weather has gone completely to shyte, we have a STRONG El Nino that is definitely NOT El Nino'ing correctly, not only is there no frackin' snow in DC, even the 1100 hour models dont have shyte for the entire Mid Atlantic! This is getting completely out of hand! Germany is getting all of our snow! They can't even get out of their second floor windows! Mammoth and Palisades are being forced to make do with 2 inch snowfalls, they are being pennied, nickled and dimed to death! It's worse than Jaws! At least in Jaws all you needed was a bigger boat and you could kill the damn shark! You can't fight an El Nino that won't Nino correctly! Texas where I live is fooking OUT OF RAIN! In a STRONG NINO! Get your sorry 8ss off that damn couch, scrap that retirement, get back to work as The Reaper NOW! I am desperate for destructive Nino floods in south central Texas! You need to Reap! You might have to Reap ME! I am so despondent over no frackin' rain in Texas! Your fat cushy retirement is ruining EVERYTHING! The El Nino won't even Nino now!

40/70 Benchmark wrote up an impressive novel about the relativity of winter this low sun season. He mentioned low MEI. I am definitely in the market for a massive Panic Room Package concerning Nino Performance.

Your posts, and several others in this topic are absolutely compulsive reading. Wow. Northeast is getting really good snows. I have placed a link directly to your posts and will be savoring them many a night as I deliver down here in south central Texas. I will soon have links directly to the posts of many in this topic. Just UNBELIEVABLE. Wish I could visit.

Okay, I am gonna have to use The Force. You guys are gonna get a lot of snow!