Jebman

Snowshoe is STILL getting demolished! https://www.snowshoemtn.com/media-room/skidder-slope-live-cam

This is going to be a winter like no other in the Mid Atlantic. Let's Celebrate, because you guys are gonna get demolished this winter! Crank this puppy to 397 decibels!

You are being HRRR'd. Now you know how you could get 3 to 6 inches of snow.

Homenuk is full of shoosh about the subtropical jet extension. This is the weakest fookin subtropical jet I have ever seen! Where is all of Texas' rain???? What frackin Nino? This is going to be one fooking DRY winter in South Central Texas! Homenuk is just that ---- a damn nuk! The nino is dead on arrival. We will do better in a neutral base enso state.

My radar shows mix in Manassas. Is this true?

Changeover is well ahead of schedule.

I am getting my daily readings in 13 cities. Dale City is 41 and rain, and falling. They were 47 not long ago. It's comin' Dale City! It's a-comin!

It is 37/26 here believe it or not, actually pretty good snowmaking weather lmao. Just got placed under a freeze warning, temps down to 26 tonight lol Dewpoint was 14 this afternoon. Goodbye fresh sweet figs, tomatoes. Summer had to end some time.

Homestead Resort has caved in. https://www.resortcams.com/webcams/homestead/ It's getting shredded by snow! At least 1-2 inches already!

This is a good sign. It is also good to see y'all getting to enjoy a storm and it is not even mid-December yet. Very, very promising for this upcoming winter. Remember, it is still late autumn.

Wow that snow is trying to cave in that deck! It'll happen!

Oh, I'll go visit some of the western ski resorts

Wake up? I'll tell you what a proper snow weenie is. A proper snow weenie stays up all night, is out JEBWALKING, with a yard stick, taking measurements throughout the storm. We snow enthusiasts don't get up. We are up like TRUE STORM CHASERS. We are up and at 'em! We don't wait for the storm! We take the research to the storm, chasing like a true overexcited snow maniac! We get in the very TEETH of the storm, walking around with a wireless tablet with wireless headphones BLASTING over 2000 tracks that remind us of the snow we cherish! We whoop loudly and long at each crazy northerly wind gust! We savor that frigid north wind blowing unbelievably huge snow aggregates right past the streetlights! We run in the deepening snow, and slide real long on the ice areas while whoopin' it up at the top of our lungs! We even get so damned HAPPY about finally getting to see our snow and getting to breathe in pure arctic air that smells so much like victory, that we dance on the ice like Michael Jackson at his very best! Even blasting Michael Jackson tracks! Go out there! The hell with the bed! You can sleep in the Summer! Right now you got SNOW! This is the MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD RIGHT NOW! Chase that storm! Get altitude! Get west and north! You don't have to put up with low altitudes and being too damned far east! Go enjoy the snow, on the snow's terms, and live it the hell up! You want to live forever?!!!!!!!!!

Snowshoe is getting it too https://www.snowshoemtn.com/media-room/skidder-slope-live-cam

Man I hope you get so demolished by snow! Stay safe and enjoy!

Good for you! Enjoy the storm. Get as much elevation as you can. The higher, the better. Get as far above 1500 feet as you can!

Colder air is coming, Dale City'ers! Snow wont be far behind! Break out the Monster drinks! No sleep tonight!

Right now! Hit the car, get on Rt 28 and speed north to Rt 7 then Rt 9 past Paeonian Springs to Hillsboro, head straight for the State Border! It going to snow HARD up there and it will likely pile up! This is a very good time to be in the Rt 9 region! They have elevation. Why not hit up Charles Town Races and Slots, get in your snow fix while winning about 2,000 dollars on Craps? You coming?

I want you guys to get snow so bad, it isn't even funny.

If I were physically standing on my old stomping grounds right now I would be pretty stoked. Just wow, and I am really pulling for you all to get that deathband. If only it could stall.........

Train one of those on south central Texas, please.

................................And, as always, I insist that the Mid Atlantic is going to get annihilated by torrential snow and vodka cold this winter! --This has been a public service message from The Jebman.

I fervently hope with all my heart, that you guys get an overperformer out of this.

Jan 2000 sure snuck up on us. Woke up the next day wow 12.5 inches of fresh snow, went out and dug snow all day!

If I still resided in Dale City --- I'd be definitely planning on going to West Virginia via Rts 28, 7 and 9. Rt 9 is gonna be a wonderbar place to be for the storm. Once you get west of Hillsboro, MASSIVE change in the weather, snow often became heavy and accumulative. I saw this so many times!