Hugo

Your balls are perfect.

You are an intelligent poster and a member of the SE crew. That's all anyone needs to know.

Random comment

It's about 25-30 miles north of here.

I don't know when. I don't know how. I don't know where. But I will be trolling you incessantly.

Your profile had no comments. So here ya go.

Likely the funniest poster on Amwx and your appreciation for thick girls is to be admired. Keep up the good work.

Your MST3k avatar means you're awesome.

You say that your transition to becoming black should be finished in the next 2-3 weeks. You will soon be the second-coolest black poster on Amwx.

You should be an Admin.

You're a cat killer, but if the cat comes back as a poltergeist and kills you, you trust your daughter's safety with a dark-skinned person, so you are worthy of admiration, especially since you come from the SE forum.

You are the coolest librarian in Columbia.

You hate on Ji. Therefore, I respect you.

You single-handedly convinced me that gingers indeed do have souls.

Your cat avatar is the coolest.

Your avatar brings pleasure to my day.

366 is a cool number.

Wanna nail my sister?

The water is too high at the spot you picked out. Your truck won't be able to get that deep into the woods. Hurry though, he's gonna start to smell and people will ask questions.

Tell me more about lawn maintenance.

My weather radio just went off. It was an Amber Alert for your sense of humor.

You have a disproportionately high number of female friends in your profile.

Have you and Fozz done it yet?

Someone needs to clean up these comments. Get on it.

Where's knifeyknife?