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They cant shoot, and play inconsistent, generally soft defense. It had been overlooked because they were lucking out and managing to win ugly. That shit catches up with you eventually. I don't see a fix here. They are what they appear to be. They will make the tourney and be a quick out.

GFS trying to go all meso with depicting localized banding at day 9. Ambitious. Ground truth will probably translate to 60 and light rain. Or partly sunny.

Fringed by the death band. Thankfully there is plenty of time for adjustments.

Biggest problem with the Terps is Turgeon imo. He has always been a turd of a coach.

I'm actually starting to worry about next winter. Why worry? Expect total suckage. Anything better is an over performer.

70 or I wont leave the house!

Reality.. Times up.

Were running out of time

My preference would be to get through April without ever sniffing 80. I would love to see every day in the 50s and 60s, maybe an occasional 70 or so. That's just me. I hate to see early heat and humidity. We have months and months of that crap in our future. That is inevitable. We can all wish/hope to get what we consider to be pleasant early Spring weather, and that certainly is subjective. Wont change a thing or make it any more or less likely to occur. Not sure why anyone would engage in arguments over such things. Quite absurd.

Yeah I have always found this to be one of the oddest things I have observed here over the years.

Roses are red. violets are blue There is no such thing as normal Especially when it comes to you

A -NAO in April would likely result in 60s most of the time. Without it we would probably be pushing 90 by the end of the month in this regime.

A blizzard on the fish. What a waste.

The biggest issue is any phasing appears to occur well offshore. Even the CMC trended that way. Still some time, but given the progressive nature of the flow, probably not happening. We will get our wind though.

The biggest (quite possibly the only) impact for next weekend will beeee....yup, you guessed it- wind. Unless there are some serious;y big changes in the current guidance(sorry CMC, you are still third string), this is going to be some showers followed by a big ol fish storm. Outside chance eastern NE gets a decent hit. Oh joy.

Too nice out for staring at weather models when we have incredible persistence and know the outcome. Been outside pulling up chickweed in my mulch areas. Kinda therapeutic until you realize its just another losing battle with nature lol. So many weeds out so early.

Get creative psu. You owe us a poem. In an attempt to make yet another pointless Tenman thread epic, it has been hijacked. We are generally keeping the "what went wrong" theme however.

Can you put this in the form of a poem? Thanks!

0 Beautiful. That's what I like to see for the first week of Spring.

Stratospheric vortex, consolidated Tightly wound ball of doom Weather weenies migrate to the panic room Bring it to an end The limitless winter gloom

This is true, but let me help you with the rhyming part... Living in the Mid-Atlantic is what went wrong Move north where winters are cold and long Without lots of luck, winters here are brief, and suck

Ah that's how they are doing the fleecing lol. Breaking out singles and making their own 6 pack.

For snow, negative AO is number one In absence, an EPO ridge may mitigate Otherwise DCA is done

You are in a groove.