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I've turned the phrasing recently ... ... the moment in time the "Industrial Media Complex" figured out a way to turn thumb swipes, mouse clicks, and television channel pings into money ... we were doomed - .. it's one big festering din of bate-and-switch enquivocation and lies, and the profit only happens once the headline is crossed ... The whole system needs a Carrington Event The funny thing about that is that it would almost be okay ... if the mass ballast of population learned the 'cry wolf' lessen and yeah yeah yeah'ed it. But this modern era is exposing that trophy culture is the biggest lie of all, because the majority is too stupid not to fall for headlines.
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Mm hm ... it says that 10 minutes after filming this ... internet pornography arrived -
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I'd be happy if it we got some sun and crispies... CB's are fun stuff when bubbling around. One thing that is different about this warm frontal/stationary stall them days is that we don't see a very convincing +PP N of the boundary? If we did ...we could go ahead and assume NE/E shit spritz, but the low levels may not be transporting that way.
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Mm .. the Euro is stalling the front pretty much collocated with the Pike latitude, Wed/Thur It's late enough into the spring with solar modulation/destablization that it'll probably ignite diurnal stuff along it though - just sayn'. The GFS,NAM sort of look that way hate to say.
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I shit you nay ... we joked and said so - here's the text stream: me " Any symptoms? " Matt "Super tired for a few hours. To be fair, it was a lazy Sunday so maybe normal? Headache that lasted half the day. Fine after that." me "Right. Yeah, I'm scheduled to f* up my Saturday ... first dose is actually Friday at 6pm. I'm hoping to just sleep it off overnight but a lot of stories on line about it lagging a day. Then...the second shot just gives you COVID-19 apparently. That's what those symptoms really are ... nanotechnology distribution prior to the take-over" Matt "Yup, it takes a while for the satellite to coordinate billions of brains into the uplink - then you only feel fine."
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and you know ... it reminds me of the scene in "A Few Good Men" : "You can't handle the truth!" ... the lowest common denominator probably can't in a lot of ways..? But then that is made to be interminably worse by the fact that the target audience in this case ... DEFINITELY unable to handle such a rich and diverse spectrum of half truths and lies - when distant future scholars and historians describe this era ...they probably scope out to be the great achievement in diabolical social engineering since Lead was used as Roman piping and likely contributed to the crumbling of that empire - The pandemic is real - the information's been dystopian cinema, a fictional account that comes at the average civilian orders of magnitude faster and more dire than nature really imposes any veracious threat, with no accountability as to who is producing the movie.
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One of my closer friends got his first dose yesterday morning... Said he spent several sleepy head hours in mid afternoon ... but wasn't sure if it was just part of his normal slovenly Sunday routine lol... but added that since he had a mild headache accompanying, he's willing to bet it was related. He's fine this morning... I told him oh yeah, wait 'till the 2nd dose when they actually give you C-19 lol
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well ... mine isn't by choice - heh
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Too many people... that's all - stop f'ing and making babies when there are 7.5 billion walking petri-dishes. pathogenicity 101: remove targets ...spread stops, immediately.
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agreed - although I'd change 'I'm' to 'everyone', NE of NYC... basically ... your odds improve down around SW zones, naturally ranging much lower ... Fryeburg Maine, at getting to swim in the warm end of the swimming pool with the cool kids. ...and hot chicks, the one's that when you smell lilacs in the spring for some reason spark images of - ...the girl of your dreams is in that clique. She pretty much despises you, almost as though because you love her. See ...you have to understand, she hails from an "enmeshed family" syndrome. Known is psychology vernacular as "psychic incest," this is hidden, insidious detriment - often a result of 'over-affectionating' - it can severely interfere if not destroy one's own identity development over the course of their upbringing ... As adults these types may manifest many problems facilitating ...if even 'understanding' others in an empathic sense; they are often terrified of losing what fragile identity they have mustered after leaving the nest, within any normal, healthy adult relationships. The person responsible, was her father, who died when in her late adolescence, stranding her on a proverbially emptied island, ironically .. in a sea of souls. Embroiled within her bond to him, she was gutted when he left. She has no ability to RAVE with an another human being as an adult because of it all... But you you still lover her anyway .. because you did shared so many experiences and personal aspects together. Whether she really is aware or not, the reveals that were given along the way ... were quite intimate. They just didn't go downstairs. - that's what it is like on this side of that Wednesday boundary - we have "boundary" issues ... We watch her have meaningless sex from afar, yet she won't touch you ...the one she really actually could love...
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Okay... The NAM could be just be convective sensitive... overrunning convection complex over S Ontario rips it across Upstate NYduring Wed, mid day ... If that happens it probably would send a mid and upper deck exhaust plume over central and SNE.. Those things also suppresses boundaries S. Seems to be what the NAM's doing. It could be wrong with the convection, but it could be right. Remove that featuring ...the boundary may fragile waft farther NE on Wed ... Thursday looks interesting for warm sector to N NH and possible convection ... 80/67 crispies
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12z 32km NAM is classic put-house-up-for-sale-and-move-away-from-this-climate-anus material ... Has Lifted Index down to -3 over LGA, and +9 over BOS Wednesday afternoon. Seriously though... as I get older, I'm losing my winter fascination - I know ... I know. This may not be shared as a personal perspective with very many others in this particular social media depot. But I'm getting increasingly more indifferent to winter shenanigans .. and more so embracing of that evil other end of the weather types ( lol ), it just makes me loathe this geomorphological belated seasonal change bs that happens in New England.
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I see where the Pope is coming from tho - In the traditional sense that is ... I mean if going with the sort of 'standard' application of telecon spread ... there is no such thing as global warming any more and we are in fact about to freeze over and turn the Earth into a redux of the Cryogenian Epoch ... But, the telecon correlations are shakier heading toward May. That's seasonal climatology suggesting that. With the flow showing present signs of R-wave entropy ( so yeah..) .. that should skew the assumption/application. So this raging boner phase 8 MJO could be less mechanically forcing - ... I'm not sure the MJO will transmit that signal through hemisphere because of the wave signature obscuring. The MJO has really been taking a back seat in my estimation, in recent years for that matter. I hypothesize there may be a relationship to the CC -related Hadley Cell expansion, and the speeding velocity anomalies and is mucking with the R-wave distributions ... complicated.
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Not sure about the temps per se ..but could be the case in general. The pike more or less delineating ... I could see HFD going partly cloud with a T spike ... and KFIT that same hour ...circa 18 to 21Z in the afternoon, is 19 F cooler with still air rhea. The other aspect is convection? I'm wondering if there may be some TCU in the region, elevated bases training ESE along Rt 2 and maybe more SB CAPE in CT. Trick is that the guidance is nebulous or 'blurry' about where the boundary situates. The flow off the deck is paralleling the front as opposed to the ridge being stronger and having it move the warm front bodily through like the guidance suggested a few days ago. And this is May in butt-bone New England in spring...and any time you give any excuse imagined to make the models wrong about warmth getting this far NE ... reality always takes advantage of that... Lol - little frustration there, tongue-in-cheek. But sufficed it is to say ...the eastern ends of warm fronts sag or stall when the flow is light over top and tending to parallel.
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Yeah... the models have been trying to sneak to shit look into the mid week ever since they [apparently ] lied last Thursday about the big warm up. Every run... insidiously eroding 1.1 dm of heights and thickness less ...and ridge geometry nuances... Now, Wednesday could end up the coldest day of the week - ironically .. - by virtue of the fact that the wfront stalls near NYC and waves of clouds and soothing cool rain flop over in mocking pulses of the original outlook. It does that a lot in spring here too... the opposite land affect - Take a d7 look and there's an interestingly negative correlation that is larger than anywhere else in the world to make the models exactly wrong
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Philosophically this seems weird to me ... this type of 'requirement,' to that sort of 'invited setting.' I mean they invited us - . It's not our fault these people love each other. "Come and admire us in our moment upon the sanctimonious stage. And in so admiration and arrested in your unworthy awe if it all... show your adulation by dog tagging yourself with rabies dates.... you unworthy filthy plebes." Lol... I mean it's not all that of course ... I don't like the smell of it. It's like why not wait until the shit settles ...? I mean we're what, 30% full and 60% partially vaccinated in the U.S. ?... Just f'n wait a couple more months. Don't force it when doing so means there has to be this awkward pall hanging over a reception. I can see it now...donned in masks, requiring distancing - WTF! Weddings and the afterglow are diametrically against that. They are supposed to be celebrating F V C K I N G ... I dunno. Maybe there's a fetish niche for banging with a mask on from six feet away - that'd be a neat trick. I mean get married in the fall for f sake - it's got to be now ...? Before we either have herd immunity - don't get me started on the 'herd mentality' ... - or, before these non vax caved in brain boxes have had a chance to die off leaving those immuned to flourish without their idiocy polluting the genomic future of our species.
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Imho it depends on where that quasi stationary warm frontal boundary aligns. Recent American runs finagling the boundary not truly coming through. The NAM has an 18 to 21Z Tuesday warm front stalled from Upstate NY to NYC and holds it there through 12z Wednesday... It even smatters cool side QPF on WNW tranjectory ... classic walling off scenario, so that will sand off the warm air from ever getting NE of the Hudson Valley if/when a set up like that .. seen it a billion times. How to artful f-up a warm signal in the spring, a story written by the great misery Author, New England Haven't looked very closely at the foreign guidance ... pretty annoyed watching the mid week warm up being eroded from us, run by run by run as if we can't see it happening. Lol.. I mean, just make it cold and stop fuggin around already
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perspective ... this rain is paltry though - ...in terms of a 'seasonal standard deviation' event, this is lower than normal rain output for this time of year and system. In a relative sense I'm not sure the anti-steiners win in this competition - LOL ... But I'm not in the competition - I frankly hoped it would rain 3" ... --------------------------------------------------------------- If this were winter ... in 1994, that MJO signal mapped over a rising PNA ...whilst the NAO remains negative? That would be justification for a thread ...the title of which reads something like, "Backyards will go great distances toward correcting any perceived seasonal snow fall deficits." Unfortunately, being on the cusp of April and May means all the misery less than snow as the most probably outcome. You know .. in some philosophic way ... May really could be construed as the cruelest month - I mean April is so automatically a reason to hate God, there really should be no expectation beyond Hades anyway... But May 2005 says it all. No one has ever experienced an April as cruel as May 2005, not anyway that can be deemed intellectually or emotionally responsible and lucid as sane being - Now ... I don't know what the indices were doing in the months/weeks/ .. days leading that 12 days of forced shit eating that year, but if one were to reconstruct what they might have looked like ... we should be heading for a redux. The upshot here is that the indices' overall correlations are breaking down, so ... it doesn't have to necessarily imply that with lots of confidence.
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Everywhere I look reminds me of her ...
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Yeah ..still a mild run ... still looks spring-like mild and actually D7-10 looks warm again with that attempt at continental warm sector... It's actually a weird run. It did correct for that absurd out of nowhere 500 mb bomb it had on the 00z, but still looks too happy to drive a jet max SE from N. of the Lakes without having much previous day impetus to extrapolate from - just inserts it... It's probably overdone in and of itself there. That said, the whole thing could still be fragile if the Pacific were ever to respond to the MJO thing ... It may not - seasonal R-wave discontinuity may trunk that signal from transmitting.
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Mm... Icon is similar... starting to get these out-of-nowhere cold signals. I warned y'all.. That MJO/PNA coupling may not be done harassing ... I'm sure the Euro will reverse now tho LOL
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GGEM goes from 80 to 40's in a driving cat paw nor'easter in 30 hours ...
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So what's the grousing vector here ? people want, or don't want - lol. Personally I'd rather we get 4" of basin lube for spring ...
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Some form of Boxer with Border Collie - ...spit ballin'
