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Jebman

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  1. BOSTON has had over 40 inches of precip in 2023. You all are definitely in for a very very snowy winter. It WILL eclipse 2014-2015. Nino will load you up with moisture then dump it as extremely deep snow. You better get your Jebman Shovels NOW!
  2. We have a winnah. That, is just what IS going to happen in DCA THIS Christmas! Mason Dixon will get 40-50 inches and DC will get 28-40 inches of snow. It will not change to liquid. It will be all snow. It will be very cold then Part 2 will annihilate the DC region AGAIN on New Years Eve! These snow amounts may turn out to be ridiculously conservative.
  3. It's fixed. DC will get demolished by a massively White Christmas. Everyone in the Washington DC Metropolitan Region will get snowed in and will get unprecedentedly DRUNK.
  4. Mid Atlantic is wayyyyyyyyy OVERDUE for a massive snow winter. And, it is coming. BIG-TIME! In spades! Get your Jebman Shovels. massive amounts of grub and IPA's and whatever it is you drink to stay awake. Models will be printing out a TON of heavy snow for DC and vicinity. How do you know this? Jeb said so. That's ALL you need to know.
  5. Atmospheric River is gonna smash the Pac Northwest! This is really early...... https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/atmospheric-river-early-season-bomb-cyclone-to-hit-pacific-northwest/
  6. It will, and once again, I am jealous as all heck. It's 101, 70 dewpoint feels like 109. No rain at all in our forecast. Enjoy it, Mid Atlantic. You are all gonna get buried ALIVE come Christmas! EDIT: It is now 102 with a 70 dewpoint and it feels like 111.
  7. If you squint your eyes and try real hard, you could almost imagine that it is wind blown heavy snow.
  8. Have a lot of fun and stay safe. By the way, could you all please send us an inch of your rain please? lol
  9. Okay, probably not demolished, but you'll get rained on pretty good. It should be a drought buster. That buzzsaw to your south, it is developing additional showers ahead of it. You guys have a lot of rain to get thru today into tonight! Meanwhile in other news, where I am at it is 99/70 with a heat index of 106 lol.
  10. That pinwheel in central VA is gonna baste some communities with a good amount of rain. It's spinnin' like a buzzsaw and loaded with torrential tropical rain. Someone is gonna get demolished.
  11. Absolutely IMPRESSIVE! You sure have a ton of skillsets!
  12. Medium to strong El Nino PLUS abnormally elevated sea surface temps. It's starting. Eastern Seaboard will get smashed BAD by recurrent rains throughout low sun season. Does not take very much to spin up one of these Ophelias, or just a casual low pressure system that gets going, strengthens off the warm Gulf Stream waters, and then conveniently slows down. The soils will get saturated. Everywhere. Then we will enter a brand new era, a time of near constant flood watches, near-constant flood warnings. Might need a new Flood Intensity Scale. When we reach the phase change weather, when it changes to snow, look out commutageddon, after commutageddon, after commutageddon, after commutageddon. You'll see a ton of fight vids on YouTube. People fighting over parking spaces, fighting in rage over plows piling 9 foot snow berms over driveway entrances. You might not realize this now, snow enthusiasts, but digging the wet snow is going to get tedious, especially when a little rain gets on it. The Nino will not spare. It will be storm after storm after storm after storm, floods in freezing cold winter weather, ice, and even more torrential snow. People not being able to get to work, people slippin on ice and going to the hospital, and the Nino plus abnormally warm ocean temps globally will just keep on piling storm upon storm. Pineapple Expresses and atmospheric rivers will have Gulf and deep Pacific connections and will just pile it on and on and on. Models are showing the Southeast gets the very worst of the Nino. Texas gets December, after that it shifts to the Southeast and rains and rains. All kinds of abnormal storms will crash into the Southeast and flood them to death, right into July 2024. They might even get demolished by snows in deep winter! They will have many chances to time storms down there.
  13. I envy you all the rain. I'd be happy with only an inch for mby, but alas I am too far WSW lmao
  14. That subtropical jet is already gonna be a beast. Saw this on X. (Twitter rebranded to X back in April.) Western ski resorts are REALLY going to get unprecedentedly Palisaded this winter.
  15. No chance in hell. They don't even tell the damn truth here in semi rural Texas.
  16. CoastalWx, you guys have been getting a LOT of rain this year. Imagine what that will mean late this fall when you get snow. You guys are going to be climbing out of fifth story windows to go outside. That supercharged southern jet in an El Nino year means business not just for the Mid Atlantic, but for everyone all up and down the coast! I forget which year it was, 2014-15 I think, when you thought you got snow. This winter will be like no other, all up and down the Eastern Seaboard. Don't forget those very high sea surface temps! Storms will hit the Benchmark and explode! You guys will get buzzsawed and whipsawed by commahead defo's, until you will believe you live on a West Coast ski resort like Alta!
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