Jebman

We ARE going to get snow. I can feel it. If we dont get it this month, we will get annihilated by Feb 19 1979 X2. All it is going to take is one cold air mass and a juicy Nino storm coming up the coast. We will ALL be digging out for two weeks from one of the deepest snows in decades. We'll be schooling Weathafella on Nino blizzards and informing him and his New England crew on how to properly shovel snow. I dont know why we even HAVE a Panic Room. We dont need it. We ARE going to get snowed in this winter, this 2015-2016 Winter. Just remember, You heard it from the Jebman first, when hardly no one else even believed in snow anymore.

I see you guys are starting to believe in what I have been saying in my last couple of posts. You see that there is NO REASON for a Panic Room, none at all in this 2015-2016 Winter. Its great to see that we do after all have some true believers in here. We will have a mean 500 mb trough developing over the East, along with blocking. Buy lots of shovels and get ready for EPIC jebwalks! Dont forget the salt and sand.

Far West Texas, and New Mexico are in for rapidly changing conditions characterized by warm weather transitioning to very cold with heavy snow and blizzard conditions. Farther east in Austin, a generally fast moving squall will form and blast through the I 35 Corridor in a rather short time followed by breezy and colder. Heavier rain will be found in the usual regions: Coastal sections, Houston, East Texas, Louisiana, and Oklahoma, where snow will develop as well, This is going to be memorable everywhere in the southwest US except for Austin lol, unless you like high winds and tornadoes. I'm crazy, but I am not one of those fkin crazy nuts that likes tornadoes. To sum up: I'm damn glad I'll be getting the hell out of this southwestern climate in a few short days. I prefer cloudy rainy weather and flooding. The farther east and north from Austin one travels, the more steady and heavy rain one shall find. In the more northern areas, rain will change to snow and pile up and blow around. The northern guys can have the snow. I enjoy rain and lots of it.

I have a question concerning the weak El Nino. This upcoming spring and summer, what effect on South Central Texas weather will the weak Nino have? Will it bring more chances for rain this summer? Will it cool the weather in Austin down any in summer? I ask because I will be down there April thru late summer. Thanks.

sure its a lousy winter By april I will have had 2.5 inches of snow on the winter, worst ever since I was born

I hope this outbreak is less severe than progged. I also hope that no tornadoes hit the Mid Atlantic, namely northern VA. Everyone stay safe, including the storm chasers.

If I had known that I was gonna get easterned in late 2010 - I would have gotten EVERY single snowmageddon image known to mankind. I would have had thousands of them. I am so obsessed with snow that it is a national emergency worthy of Homeland Security lol. It's BAD when I put snow ahead of PEOPLE and I am not just some immature teenager - I am supposed to be a grown up 46 year old man. Geeze We have absolutely WASTED 20 years of therapy - I am a lost cause forever - always going to be a total embarrassment to my family and community every time there is snow. I should be shipped up to Nunavut then shoved off the transport into the snow and vodka cold I worship even in lieu of G-d and I'm damn proud of it - even at my advanced age. If there is a G-d (religion is something man needs to grow the hell out of yesterday asap) I would stand before him in death and proclaim my love for deep snow and 200 below zero cold with 100 mph winds. But G-d is only something man dreamed up - we need to get over this yesterday I saw the movie Everest: Into Thin Air ( http://outsideonline.com/outside/destinations/199609/199609_into_thin_air_1.html ) and I loved the wind, the snow and most of all the COLD - no thoughts whatsoever for the climbers - they were an afterthought - ALL I EVER gave a darn about was all that fresh pristine SNOW and the beautiful BLIZZARD with 75+ mph winds up on that precious mountain. I love snow with all my heart. Some people are WAYYYYYYYY beyond help. I am most emphatically one of them. I ENJOYED Lake Shore Drive - I had a hardon over the stranded cars in the three feet of snow - No empathy whatsoever I salivated over all those pics - I made certain to record every last one of them. I LOVE that deep snow so much - I'd sell off every last one of my friends to Mubarak's regime just for a chance to shovel that snow on Lake Shore Drive Metra, CTA no one in Chicago knows how to remove snow like the Jebman. All I need is my trusty snow shovel and a pick for the sleetpack. A sleetpack is no match for the Jebman. I would clear all the snow from Lake Shore Drive all by myslef. Every official in Chi-town would stare in utter disbelief, with their jaws resting on the ground.