Jebman

Tenman you are a genius! You were dead on.

Dale City is now completely out of the woods for the next two weeks. The National Weather Service will be scrambling to catch up! We are high and dry tonight. Tomorrow will be partly cloudy with torrential rain well to the west. Western Virginia will see million year rains thru Thursday night with record flooding, but Dale City will be completely spared. In short, Dale City will dry out completely by Aug 16 and will likely be dry thru the entire month. Western Virginia will however be a completely different story. The flooding will be horrific and it will be in the news for days and days and days. Communities all along I 95 will watch in horror as the National Guard comes out to rescue millions of ppl caught in record flooding all along I 81. Forecasters will wonder at the demarcation line between incredibly record million year rains well west of I 95, and Biblical rains all up and down I 81 thru the next five days at least. In stark contrast, I 95 will remain mostly dry, with peeks of sunshine and highs in the lower 90s, beginning Aug 2. Get out of the I 81 Corridor while you still can!

I got 1 inch last night but most of the rain is well west tonight. Dale City is out of the woods tonight at least as western VA gets drowned by another 9 inches If you live in western Va you better rush those arks to completion rikki tick!

We are getting frogchoked up here, unbelievably torrential rain. Northern Virginia is heaven on earth, I am heartbroken I have to leave it. I have over an inch of fresh rain as of 205am, more on radar as convergence continues to build. August is going to be every bit as wet as July. You guys are so damn lucky!

Getting very heavy rain again tonight. We are starting out this month with heavy rain lol.

Heavy rain pouring and pouring and pouring. Getting outright waterboarded. The last soaker dumped 12 inches of rain in 5 days, with 2.5 inches before that. Here we go yet again, we already had at least 14 inches on the month. Pile it up, will ya?

Congrats ! I wish I were there! I'd love a good sunburn at the beach, beer and a kick back babe lol

NWS was totally crazy setting up HEAVY RAIN headlines for last night, today, tonight and Wednesday. I can see 'Showers, some may be heavy' and a 50 percent chance of rain each period, but that crazy crazy crap early this morning about TWO TO FOUR INCHES OF RAIN PER HOUR - thats the stuff that should get forecasters FIRED with no pension. I alone know the weather, besides God. And I declare that Dale City shall have light showers through Wed morning then clearing. Total additional measurable rain in Dale City may be a half inch. Those stupid HEAVY RAIN headlines are nonsense. Whoever set them should be set on the street with no home for the rest of their natural life. NWS I fooking DEMAND you reset the weather headlines for today and tomorrow for Dale City. 50 percent SHOWERS, not HEAVY RAIN. There will be no more heavy rain in these parts til September. We need to dry the fvck out! This is frackin' ridiculous! I am sick to death of rain! Where is the sun?

Update: Rain elements are weakening as they move north. That is a very good thing. We really do need to dry out. I do NOT want anyone to die in a flood. Ha ha ha NWS. You were greatly mistaken about this overnight. I dont even know why you get paid! LMAO! You guys in the NWS are dumb to put heavy rain for FOUR frackin periods for Dale City. Thirty percent chance of showers, thats fine. But the hyperbole is epic, and it ignites PANIC. I'll try my best to hold your hand and explain to you how to do your job. ROFLMAO Today is Tuesday. Today variably cloudy with a 50 percent chance of showers. Some might be heavy. Dont put heavy rain on the headline. Thats hyperbole. Someone should be fired outright for that sh!t. Tonight, 50 percent chance of showers. Wednesday, mostly cloudy, 30 percent chance of a passing shower. Becoming partly cloudy with temperatures FINALLY rising to seasonable levels! Highs in the upper 80s. Some locations in central and southern Virginia may top 90 degrees. Nothing but uproarious laughter at the NWS for their stupid HEAVY RAIN headline for Monday night/early Tuesday morning. Go back to met school for the next fifty years.

We shall see. HOURLY totals of 2 to as much as 4 inches locally I feel is hyping this. Couple of inches locally for the entire area of rain is rational. HYPING multiple hours of rain rates to a couple of inches of rain per hour, let alone as much as FOUR INCHES of rain an hour for several hours is downright irresponsible. Forecast should be for localized areas to get maybe 1 -2 inches of the rain, with most communities getting perhaps a half an inch to three quarters of an inch with this area of rain, is warranted. Less hype, a ton more rationality, is what is called for here. Throw that pipe in the dumpster. I am NOT buying into the hype machine. This nonsense never works on The Jebman. I will get half an inch of the rain. I am not greedy. I've enjoyed nearly 9 inches already from this system. Give tonights rain to someone else. Let THEM enjoy destructive flooding. Sometimes, I am actually GLAD I am moving out to Hell Texas. Besides, I am sick and tired of my mom making ME slave around carrying junk out to the dumpster in the torrential rain. I'm sick of it already. Enough. I need a break. My ENTIRE frackin' wardrobe is SOAKED! No more, please. Where's the sun? Don't we ever get upper ridges with summer level temperatures around here anymore? I want 103 degrees in Dale City before I leave!

For those sick of all the rain........... I have looked at the water vapor and the radar trends. The trough is EAST. We will have light showers overnight with no additional accumulation of rain. Streams should recede some by 9am. The Bay Area will be severely waterboarded overnight and Tuesday morning, but Prince William County will dry out some. In fact, I think the NWS is overhyping the rain forecast a bit. We wont have heavy rain for 2 days. Thats fracking ridiculous. NWS needs to quit with the marijuana pipe and tone done the rain forecasts. Put a 50 percent chance of showers tonight, 50 percent Tuesday, 40 percent chance of rain Tuesday night and partly cloudy Wednesday and only a tenth of an inch of the rain thru Tuesday. Farther east, on the delmarva, imminent flood warnings for torrential rain are in order. My back yard is nearly out of the woods. Damn I'm good. I should of been a meteorologist. I'd've had Masiello taking notes. I could help him improve his tweets by at least seven orders of magnitude! NWS always goes wayyyyy overboard because of all the marijuana smoking and because they CYA (cover your @ss).

Lovin it to the MAX. I have enjoyed 8.7 inches of fresh rain since this event started Saturday. Thats not counting the 2.3 inches I received a few days before that. I am in heaven for a few more blessed days ---- But I know where I am gonna end up in a week or so --- dry burning HELL ON EARTH - Hell, Texas. It hit 108 degrees in Buda Texas on July 23. OUCH. I am enjoying the cool plentiful rain while I can. It wont rain in Austin for months. It WILL burn and burn and burn though.

Might have to do an epic TX to N Va snow chase in 5 months

You guys will get buried ALIVE by snow this upcoming winter.

You will be fine. You won't ever run into trouble. You are The Reaper.

https://forecast.weather.gov/product.php?site=LWX&issuedby=LWX&product=AFD&format=CI&version=1&glossary=1&highlight=off .NEAR TERM /UNTIL 6 AM SUNDAY MORNING/... Low pressure will continue moving northward through the Delmarva this evening and tonight, reaching northeastern PA by Sunday morning. Widespread heavy rain has occurred and will continue to occur over the next several hours, before rain moves northward and out of the region after midnight. Widespread amounts of 2-5" have already fallen along and east of a line from Spotsylvania-Fauquier-Jefferson counties eastward, with localized amounts of 5-7" in Fairfax, Prince William, Stafford, Spotsylvania, and Charles counties. This has led to numerous reports of flooding and flash flooding. Please refer to warning products for additional information. As the low moves northward, the axis of additional heavy rain will shift northward into central and northern Maryland and will need to monitor for additional flooding concerns. Flash Flood Watch will remain in effect until 2 AM.

I was under solid yellow oranges for hours and hours this afternoon. It is hard to believe I picked up 7 inches.

We got waterboarded for HOURS this past afternoon. We got rain at the rate of an inch per hour. Creeks were up to 6 feet. I didnt post much because we are going thru the house getting ready to move and my mom is a certified slave driver lmao - and I am the SLAVE. I did get to watch the rain. Amazing our forecast for the next 8-12 days. Just wow All of you privileged to live here in N VA ----- You have a ringside seat. You will see greater rain events than this over the next 10 years. Climate change is completely out of control. There are other factors at work as well. You will see winter events like this as well, which will destroy your region with feet, even meters, of fresh snow. Enjoy. You will also be subject to many wind events similar to March 1-2, and with winds much stronger than what we got blasted by in March. You get a strong Nino, you better watch out. You will have HUGE HUGE events here. As for myself, soon to reside 20 miles south of Austin TX - my weather will become markedly drier and much much hotter. Water will be a huge huge part of politics down there. There may be a few flash floods typically in May or in late October - but overall I will be in a very very hot and dry regime - for the remainder of my natural lifetime. I did however enjoy todays rainstorm. Be very glad you dont have to live down there.

We are getting waterboarded in Dale City, hours and hours of it

You will get a west based mod Nino. You're not going to sleep much from early November to mid April. You'll be tracking snowstorm after snowstorm after snowstorm after snowstorm. People in the Mid Atlantic are going to be sick and tired of shoveling snow by New Years Eve 2018/2019. That will be just the appetizer. Wait til January 2019 gets going. Feb and Morch are going to be record setting, you will need the National Guard just to get out of the house from those monstrous drifts.

I do too. I love the water, and besides, if I get to drown in torrential flooding, I dont have to go to Hell, Texas. So, Bring It!

I already experienced light rain at 1am from altocumulus clouds. Rain bucket is set up. I am going to enjoy everything I can get, because I will be going down to Hell, Texas in a little over a week where it will likely not rain again til early 2019, and that precip WILL be rain, not snow. Hell Texas is in the grip of a devastating heat wave. That hellish heat will enthusiastically greet me when I get there, lol. So will the clouds of bloodthirsty mosquitoes and hordes of 3 inch scorpions. I am not happy about this. Not one little bit. Be very glad you are not poor Jebman, hot Texas-bound.

This is going to be one of the best winters ever, simply because I will be out of state lol. Washington DC will end up with a total of 7 feet of snow on this upcoming season. Bank on it.

You will be waterboarded this weekend. We are all gonna be back to being waterlogged and frantically trying to mow our lawns within a week.

Dale City got annihilated by that thunderstorm. We had dangerous lightning. I picked up an inch and a half of rain. I should be Texas-Bound in about 10-14 days. Not particularly happy about it either, lol.