Jebman

You guys call this the James storm. Who is James?

This cam at OC shows the snow and the wind https://oceancitylive.com/ocean-city-webcams/days-inn-boardwalk/

Don't miss the snow! Drink straight black coffee.

Any snow is the benchmark warranting a jebwalk. Blast your favorite music on headphones, especially if the song reminds you of snow! No amount of snow is too little or too much! I imagine tonight and tomorrow avid snowlovers will be out jebwalking even in Bos, even in 24 inches and in 70 mph wind gusts! I would! There is no max. Keep right on jebwalking no matter how deep the snow or how severe the bomb cyclone!

Pictures or the storm never happened

A 7foot drift in front of my neighbors house in GB16! Guess who she got to dig her out? She asked for Jebman Standards lol. I was very very busy for a while, lol

It's real fun watching this beach cam!

Bos is gonna get buried alive, 3 feet with 70 mph gusts. That's a lot even for them. I might have to dig em out, using Jebman Standards

I just PDF'd the BOX AFD. Just wow. Ridiculous, even for them.

That AFD out of Bos is something straight out of The Day After Tomorrow. Thats gonna be no place for a jebwalk.

They think YOU are a lunatic! They should have seen ME spending hours jebwalking in frigid weather trying to will the storm over us! I remember one time with friends a few years ago, went to Massanutten, we were coming back, it was the middle of Presidents Day II, we were on I 81 in near whiteout conditions! Everyone was praying for a let up. I was praying for the storm to intensify and then sit over us for two weeks. Talk about lunatic! Many of my friends back in that time remarked that they had never seen someone as crazy OBSESSED with snow, as me, EVER! I was, a TRUE BELIEVER, a TRUE SNOW LUNATIC of the worst kind, loved snow to the total exclusion of everything else and everyone else and the people I was with on that ski trip WERE EFFIN' SICK OF IT! I am The Father of true snow lunatics without a doubt! I am a total loss! I never grew up and probably never will and will in all likelihood, die utterly without knowledge or enlightenment and I am very, very PROUD of it, to the very last!

It will. We're WILLING this one home.

You do not suck as an Administrator. In fact I think you are the best Administrator on an online message board, that I have ever known. I believe many on here would agree.

Get everyone in this sub pulling that storm west. We'll WILL this one home!

Definitely NO apology needed. Nothing anyone does on this board can possibly be worse than that crap I pulled in 2008 on the old board. I should have been banned forever and ever and ever.

You know you cant wait to check the models.

Get those shovels ready! Stock up on ice melter, food and beers! Get ready for some rousing jebwalks! You all are about to be absolutely blinded by huge, huge three inch aggregates blasting on a northeasterly gale right past the streetlights! NEVER GIVE UP ON SNOW! You are gonna get it!

In the byline to this thread's topic, someone stated, 'probably not'. I say, It probably WILL!

Damn what did I miss?

Someone needs to go drag The Reaper back into the Mid Atlantic. There is NO retirement! The Reaper is ETERNAL! Reaper what dont you understand about E-T-E-R-N-A-L anyway?????????? You need to get back here yesterday and start Reapin big-time! You DON'T Die, and You DON'T get tired. and YOU DON'T RETIRE! Reaper you got a job to do! Get to it! Or else.

I know about raised beds and pots and veggies I raised all by myself! Down here in south TX we got a 9-10 month growin' season! This past year, I was eating fresh tomatoes right off the vine on New Years Eve in get this 74/67 conditions while ppl up in the north were freezin' their tarkuses off! My relatives still up in Wisc and Illinois are gettin really tired of me! I'm as bad about the growing in south Texas now as I was about the damn snow when I was 30 years younger!! I realize I am being so heretical saying all this stuff, but I HAVE been down here for three years! It grows on you! Spring down here, it starts in MARCH! By late April we are growing all kinds of veggies! I have had to mow my lawn in February! Not last Feb though.

That. First. Pic. is now gracing my laptop. I got at least three copies. One of these days, before I get perilously too frackin' OLD, I have absolutely GOT to check out a LIVE honest to goodness real-life Lake Effect Snow Event as it is unfolding in all its glory, roll around in the LES while residents of the lake effect areas wonder who in the fook is this crazy, CRAZY old man rollin in the snow in 5 degree temperatures, in the 65 mph wind gusts, in the middle of one of the absofrookinlutely WORST lake effect events of all time! I will then discover all up close and personal, what a real life severe lake effect snow event REALLY IS LIKE! I'll proceed to take about 7,000 digital pics then crash the American Weather Forums server when I manage to upload all the wonderful pics! I might have to show those plows how to dig snow! That damn CENSOR needs to be destroyed! This aint no church!

This. Definitely sig material

I am pulling for DC to get demolished by two feet of pow.

Imagine a HUGE storm developing! You'd have to track the nam once every hour! The suspense! The exhaustion over days and days!