I don't disagree on your "sucks 90% of the time" point. And yes I remember the 2014 snows, and the ubermelt of the 2016 storm when we torched after. But after 90 days of cold and gray, March snow just hits different. I feel like I might feel differently if I lived somewhere semi-rural like you; around the UHI getting March snow to stick has an extra difficulty factor. I would never say I don't want it to snow in March, it's always nice when it snows (even in April)! But my snow pleasure index is higher in DJF than MA.