April Banter 2026

[pazzo83]

4 hours ago, nj2va said:

lol at the LIV golf debacle, love to see it. Reports are they are now postponing a tournament in Louisiana in June. 

lol maybe that oil money is starting to dry up.

[CAPE]

Interesting. Now the Ravens have a third string QB. Why does he look like he is 35?

 

[ravensrule]

12 hours ago, Maestrobjwa said:

I wouldn't spend any more energy on him, man. Losing battle, lol

Says the most whiny, annoying person on the board . 

[ravensrule]

15 hours ago, SnowenOutThere said:

You know as well as I do that calling my posts ludicrous was a political statement by itself. It is cowardly to then turn your tail and run when confronted by making an accusation. Either stay silent or be prepared to answer for your remarks - I am not the one who brought "political stuff" up... unless you think the claim that curiosity and engaging with others is inherently "woke"

Lol, I’ll do as i please. Thanks for the advice though, it’s really appreciated. 

[snowfan]

No one is losing snowfall right now. Why are we fighting in here?

[J.Mike]

On 4/29/2026 at 7:08 AM, snowfan said:

No one is losing snowfall right now. Why are we fighting in here?

Extreme drought?

[RickinBaltimore]

Well today's been grand for the Orioles.

[CAPE]

3 hours ago, RickinBaltimore said:

Well today's been grand for the Orioles.

Except the second game isnt going so well. When the pitcher is awful, its kind of tough. Looks like a split. This team needs to find some consistency, unless they are content with playing 500 ball.

[Jebman]

North Texas is going to get severely waterboarded the next three days. Some people will get caught in the flooding and drown.

I do not need to worry about that in Buda. All of the rain has been consistently north. It will stay north.

I will get 23,865 mist droplets tomorrow total - less than one four thousand ninety sixths of an inch of life giving rain.

We're in a record drought. It's going to make 2011 down here look like a cool fall day in January.

We will get missed by the rain followed by 45 billion year record heat. We're going to set heat records this summer that are gonna make the Sahara look like Mammoth Mountain in January 2023.

We'll get missed by the heavy rain. Bank on it. You'll be richer than your wildest dreams of avarice.

Beneficial rain HATES Buda. Every time.

[snowfan]

@CAPEim drinking a 2026 dfh 120. It’s not as good as last year, imo, but still enjoyable. Last years seemed smoother. 

[CAPE]

18 minutes ago, snowfan said:

@CAPEim drinking a 2026 dfh 120. It’s not as good as last year, imo, but still enjoyable. Last years seemed smoother. 

Agree! I tried the new version in Rehoboth a couple weeks ago. Not as complex- kind of all hoppy start to finish. Sort of one dimensional, but still good. Just finished a 4 pack of last year's version. I think that one might be my absolute fave, with the dry hopping giving it a nice zing at the finish after the malty-sweet middle.

[Jebman]

The forecast for south central Texas is a rational and good forecast.

However, the forcing has consistently been located in a ribbon in between Austin and Waco all day long. This ribbon of forcing WILL NOT SHIFT SOUTH ever through mid November, when a record strong Nino will flood Texas with record 57 million year rains to my eternal delight. I live on a hill and I will then watch everyone get washed away. Buda will see about 483 small drops of rain tonight. That's all. But if you live between Austin and Waco, uh-oh....

But that will NOT happen in May, June, July, August or September this year. This fall things will change dramatically. There is also a mechanism that has been controlling weather in North America that will be dismantled this fall and that will radically alter weather in North America starting especially in 2027. The winter of 2026-2027 may resemble a severe Little Ice Age because of that. I have had an inside track on that matter for 2 years.

Any of you ever see the TV series The Expanse? Would you believe it is TRUE? I have an inside track on that. Public will be hearing about that very soon. It is going to absolutely emotionally destroy many people. Not me though. I love dystopian scifi, ESPECIALLY when it comes true! The Times, They Are A-Changing so damn much it is beyond anything anyone in our time is even capable of imagining! But I am absolutely LOVING ALL OF IT! 

Let's see folks, the possibility of Earth a Kardashev 2.3 civilization in 30 years is a real possibility. I can deal with that. Can you? I can keep up with exponential logarithmic geometric change in technological and societal terms. I can do that in my sleep! About everyone else, I am not so sure.

[Jebman]

Damn I'm a good forecaster in Texas. I was correct about tonight!

The storm track is north. Storms and showers are tracking ENE just 20 miles north of us.

Good for them. Some Texans will have a good green summer.

We won't. Okay. Maybe next spring/summer.

[Maestrobjwa]

4 hours ago, CAPE said:

Except the second game isnt going so well. When the pitcher is awful, its kind of tough. Looks like a split. This team needs to find some consistency, unless they are content with playing 500 ball.

This team don't let you celebrate for too long, lol Well, at least they met my bar for this month: finish around .500. Since they've done that they'll have a chance to figure some things out and get going...encouraging starts by Baz on Tuesday and Bassit today. Hope that "come to Jesus" meeting Bass said they had will bear some fruit. 

Consistency, consistency, consistency...ya see the flashes but it feels like somebody keeps flipping the light switch on and off!