Jebman

GB16. Jan 22 2016. Dale City got obliterated by 27 to 32 inches of snow. Wow when 40/70 Benchmark states what he mentioned above ------ You better get 300 Jebman Shovels. You better get 300 snow blowers. You better get about 45000 IPA's. Stock up on food. You better buy the stores completely out of whatever you use to stay awake. Because we are gonna track the living hell out of this pattern and this storm, for all-time! Everything I record is going straight to Drive. I will be obsessively recording everything. Because we got us a loaded up for bear George BM jet stream! We are about to witness history in the making. Nobody better miss even one model run! This is gonna be bigger than the World Series, the Las Vegas SB and the frackin' Olympics all rolled into one badass extravaganza, for krise sake! And blast all those tracks that remind you of massive snows past!

You hear that? Its the sound of BECS Inevitability. That you folks in the DC Region will be utterly demolished by torrential snows, is inevitable.

Lots on the table. We need to keep on trackin'.

I have been GUNning for RAIN here in Texas. Can you give Texans some of that good stuff?

HELL YEAH start the thread!

someone needs to use that upper air map as an avatar

DT's X post is fascinating reading.

Redonculous + Bob Chill Face = Potentially EPIC, EPIC snowstorm.

EPIC sig material

Weenie handbook pg 3 "It's only late January!"

This is one crazy pattern. You were 80 degrees yesterday. Those models are telling us something. Jet stream is setting up to go full-on George BM. We got one hell of a Nino. We are not just gonna get entertained. We are gonna get demolished by snow in DC.

Leesburg awarded me a hotdog for my forecast. I award Leesburg a crazy unheard of phase with 8 days of torrential snow and historically unprecedented, Biblical snow accumulations.

This is gonna be a winter like no other.

Go Nino baby! Bury the Mid Atlantic in DEEP trowel snows!!!

We are going to have a lot of fun tracking, and, you better get a good snow shovel. And a snowblower. Gonna need them lots.

Better stock up on hundreds of IPAs

I am frackin' JEALOUS! I had to make do with only 55 degrees here in SOUTH Texas! I had to wear a light coat!

I am doing my city by city weather readings right now. Damn, what is this 79 degrees in Dale City today?

Its gonna be Ravens vs Lions in the SB, and we all KNOW who is gonna ace that matchup! Why do I have live so far from Balto?

GO Ravens!!

Things are lining up. Feb is gonna be beyond good!

I see I am not the only one who watches Press My Luck!

Anyone like huge captured snow trowals? Over DCA and also Mt PSU for days and days?

Final tallies are in. I got 7.5 inches of rain in 3 days. HREF max model predicted we would get 7 to 10 inch lollies. I thought it was crazy. No it wasnt. I now have 9.4 inches on the year already. I have got all other 12 cities I keep records on beaten BAD. Dale City is around 5.5 inches. This is unreal!

Its a total train wreck down here. We have extremely dense fog with 100 foot visibilities. No dice for delivery. People are driving at a third of the posted speed limits. I missed the turn to my neighborhood off 1626 because there was no way I could see it. Suddenly on my way home I was in south Austin. It's just a total disaster. No visibility with a ton of lost people going real real slow.