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Santa Claus

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  1. It's pretty fun to kick off the season with two very complex, long duration events.
  2. Without hyperbole, this is one of the most difficult forecasts I can remember in a long time.
  3. snow88 and nycweathernow should both be banned and sent to a remedial meteorology day camp
  4. However much it snows this is going to be a seriously impressive and early taste of winter. Mount Holly AFD indicating 10-15F wind chills in the metro area.
  5. There was a tornado warning for Somerset and Middlesex that was just cancelled. Could've fooled me, I thought I was in one a few minutes ago.
  6. Monsieur, before you throw in your napkin, can I not beg you to have one little mint? If you're not full, don't worry, looks like this is a 30-course meal. Even after this invalid is rolled into the asylum he'll be exclaiming through drool about how Senator Little Marco Rubio of Alabahama is sad, weak, and failing for letting Daffy Dorian destroy his island. Some of the words in the tweet will be capitalized, but no one can say for sure which.
  7. At what point do people (who haven't yet done so) have an epiphany that this guy is not well in the head, and that he is a danger as long as he is in power? He's got NOAA compromising its integrity in service of his unlimited ego and stupidity. How the f is that acceptable to people? I cannot grasp that. And how do you function as a rational, viable person if you are incapable of a "my bad"? I can't wait to see how long this stupid shit goes on. Weeks? How is that possible?
  8. Yeah maybe make less excuses for grown men who say stupid things and attempt to cover themselves with vain, petty theatrics that debase our hobby and its science in the bargain. Maybe cut that.
  9. Watching Ryan Maue defend this sharpie bullshit is actually more entertaining than the sharpie bullshit itself. He has a PhD.
  10. It's what happens when you give a child a shitload of money and no discipline, and then he grows up, gets a brain tumor, and becomes president
  11. Whenever I think about global warming and get despondent I am cheered by the fact GOES-16 exists and will be bringing us HD footage of our short and brutal lives over the next couple decades. Can you see a food riot from space? Excited to find out.
  12. It snowed this one time lol checkmate scientardos
  13. People who don't believe in global warming are dumbasses
  14. cheap wine like paul masson getting absolutely blasted and i'm still not drunk enough to question the judgment of professional meteorologists re: whether the devastating hurricane is "extraordinarily devastating" or "historically devastating" MUUUUWAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH the freeeeeeenchhhhhchampagnehasalwaysbeencelevbratedforitsssexcellence
  15. It sounds like there's no dam way it can be saved.
  16. there's a better chance michael jordan wakes up with a full head of hair
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