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getting absolutely blasted and i'm still not drunk enough to question the judgment of professional meteorologists re: whether the devastating hurricane is "extraordinarily devastating" or "historically devastating"
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It's more than nice out. It's niiiiice. I checked weather.gov and tonight's forecast is "100% chance of feeling like you're out on the deck with a cold adult beverage and the crickets are singing. Winds light and variable." This AI stuff is getting scarily human.