We need you! I was thinking about jumping off the Ledge just because the Reaper thinks he can retire!
DO NOT seriously consider coming back! COME THE FOOK BACK NOW! You got Reaping to do! And I had better see downright DEMONIC stuff from the Reaper! This had better be the most devilish scariest reaping season ever! Use verses from the satanic bible if you have to! I want fear, fright, demonic, hellish stuff! I want your very WORST, REAPER! This is ridiculous that you have waited THIS LONG to REAP! NO MERCY! NO MERCY! Get your a$$ back here as the Reaper! Make the Greater Tribulation look like the Second Coming of Christ! We want a very devilish Reap Season! This has been the worst, HOTTEST Mid Atlantic "winter" in the past ten million years! You have millions of weather weenies to REAP! You had better get back here and do your job! If you dont, I WILL JUMP, hit the snowless ground and splatter blood, guts and bloody bones all over the ground!
Start a brand new demonic Reaper topic. I DEMAND the very WORST you can conjure up! You have got millions to REAP and you had better be REAPING!
Use the Avern alphabet if you can! https://omniglot.com/conscripts/avern.htm#:~:text=Avern is a transformed English,that give them their power.
We demand REAL frightening demonic depictions! Some real devilish powers wouldnt hurt!
If you are gonna be the Reaper, you are gonna do this right.