Jebman

Okay gotta admit we did get a little light rain after all.

Yep. No rain for us. We got missed again. Not one drizzle particle. This remarkable el Nino winter is for us in South Central Texas, like the dry season in August. It's cool outside but dry as Death Valley.

We have a tail end of an area of rain sweeping thru Texas today. 200 to 1 it misses Buda and Austin entirely. This is how it is down here. We have a Nino. We have more moisture in the atmosphere than ever. Pacific Ocean is filled to the very brim with numerous storms. We get MISSED again, and again, and again, and again, and again.............. Texas gets less of it by the very day. It's gonna happen again today, and why shouldn't it? Long term meteorological trends in the Southwest show it is getting drier and much hotter as climate change progresses. The Edwards Desert is going to intensify and expand, forcing people to move away. They will have NO choice. No water, no fracking life at all.

I have now kicked the hell out of this so-called piece of shyte called "el nino". I have punted the fook out of it! I have had all I can take from a stupid piece of shoosh called a so-called EL NINO that ain't worth its weight in shyte! EVERY damned rain is MISSING US! NO EXCEPTIONS! Texas is CURSED! I had my heart all set on getting decent rains this winter from Nino. What a FRACKIN' DISAPPOINTMENT! I wish I lived in Cherrapunji India where they get 1000 inches of rain every year! This will be a record DRY winter in Texas, and it will be followed by a summer so damned HELLISH, that I will fervently wish my mom and dad had never fookin met!

Latest storm missed to the south, hit Mexico.

All I ask, is if we in TX can please have some of those storms. We need rain SO BAD. I would pay more taxes for more rain.

Can we please have some of that fresh rain here in Texas? This Nino is so out of joint that I don't think TX will get much rain out of it.

Classical sig material for all-time. Especially that last sentence.

Now we are punting January too?

Been tryin to tell you all back East - You are in for a good snow/cold winter, and 40/70 pretty much knows what's up.

Jay Peak got 18 inches fresh snow. They have already had 110 inches on the season, and it's not even mid December yet! Their base is 4 to 5 feet already!

We have a winnah.

Keep the faith. Snow is coming, even though I may have been balls wrong about Christmas and New Years lmao.

Really interesting mapout of precip wrt rain shadow effects.

Correction: Mid Atlantic subforum: LOTS of snow for YOU! It's comin. I am the Unsinkable Molly Brown on Titanic, I say it WILL snow in the Mid Atlantic, and I would have WUBBED that 28 degree water once I ended up in the North Atlantic. I love cold waters, I absolutely WORSHIP snow and frigid -99 degree wind chills and 85mph northeasterly wind gusts, and I do hereby DECLARE Mid Atlantic will have rotating comma heads full of torrential snow that will force catastrophic shutdowns all up and down the Eastern Seaboard, with snow weenies flying all over! There will be tens of millions trapped up and down the I-95 Corridor! I never learn, and I never grow up lmao! I am still pulling for heavy snow and frigid cold in the Mid Atlantic! I am the one stop shop for all things snow, cold, high winds, one hundred below zero wind chills, life-threatening cold waters and especially life-threatening conditions in places like the northern Bering Sea, Alaskan Mountain ranges, northeastern mountains in the US, and my beloved Sierra Mountains covered with 100 feet of 95mph gusting windblown snows with mountain cornices so fooking dangerous that in Alta they will enforce a four month long Interlodge!

This reminds me of Palisades Tahoe last season!

Look at them thar snow whales at Whitetail ski resort! https://www.skiwhitetail.com/the-mountain/mountain-conditions/mountain-cams.aspx But the Greater Washington Metropolitan Region ain't gonna need no snow guns! We got BIG snows a-comin real soon, to countless beloved communities near you! You see we can get snow even BEFORE mid December! Don't you EVER forget PSU got not one, but FOUR INCHES of snow in his backyard! Imagine what we will get later in the season! Frigid cold and deep snows! Get ready for a rollicking eminently enjoyable winter, in which you will be so happy you'll be savoring miles-long epic jebwalks in blowing snow with nine foot tall knife-edged snowdrifts! Those aggregates are gonna be so damn BIG and so blown by those northeasterly winds, that you will have no choice at all in the matter, but to walk backwards! Blinding snow rates! Comma heads that will simply rotate in place, that'll blow your minds to snowy paradise! Snow weenies will be flying all over the place! And all will be right in the world for me, when I know that the entire sub is so damn mired up in deep snow, so damn tired of digging out of 7 foot snow berms that the careless, or maybe even vengeful snowplow drivers leave on your driveway entrances, that you will truly be crying for the Jebman to come dig you out! You will all be true Believers in the kind of winter that I have been preaching about, bringing you all up in the training and admonition of the true Snow Gods! Believe, and Use the Force! I have shown you all the door. You all have to walk through it. Mid Atlantic subbers, WE ARE GONNA WILL THIS INTO BEING! WE ARE ALL GONNA BRING THIS INCREDIBLE WINTER HOME!

It's gonna get better. You will see. This is going to be an incredible snow winter. Don't forget! PSU did not get an inch of snow. He got shellacked with 4 INCHES of snow! You guys are gonna get utterly obliterated by snow this winter. We ain't gonna be punting nothing! We are going to be kicking back in deep snow. There are not going to be any Lucy situations either! We are going to be telling our grandkids about the deep snow this winter.

This is only the Beginning. For both our subs. This, is going to be a winter like no other.

Confirmed. This is going to be one of the greatest winters ever seen here in the Mid Atlantic in decades.

Snowshoe is STILL getting demolished! https://www.snowshoemtn.com/media-room/skidder-slope-live-cam

This is going to be a winter like no other in the Mid Atlantic. Let's Celebrate, because you guys are gonna get demolished this winter! Crank this puppy to 397 decibels!

You are being HRRR'd. Now you know how you could get 3 to 6 inches of snow.

Homenuk is full of shoosh about the subtropical jet extension. This is the weakest fookin subtropical jet I have ever seen! Where is all of Texas' rain???? What frackin Nino? This is going to be one fooking DRY winter in South Central Texas! Homenuk is just that ---- a damn nuk! The nino is dead on arrival. We will do better in a neutral base enso state.

My radar shows mix in Manassas. Is this true?