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Palisades Tahoe has been closed due to multiple feet of new snow.

Where is that? Imma gonna go there and dig lots of snow and pile it high!

Not even a place like Mammoth Lakes would be enough for me. I was so damn obsessed with snow they thew a huge keg party when I left north VA in 2018. Not even 5000 inches of snow a winter would be enough for me. I am a TERMINAL snow obsession case with urgent intervention indicated. I was like this when I was only five, lol. Snow is like money and terrific sex. You can never get enough!!!

We have a winnah.

It IS gonna snow folks. Just a little more patience. The storms will be there. The pattern is going to turn awesome, we will be happily tracking, and enthusiastic snow weenies will be flying! Some of you will be so elated, that you will be in orbit! You wanna see how we will get demolished? Take a good, long look at Mammoth today. A 20 inch hecs is not out of the question. This is one hell of an incredible pattern we are heading into. https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam

You guys are gonna get demolished. I can feel it in my bones. It may happen several times, too. You are DUE. It's coming. Do NOT forget the Scraff Beer Fridge Index. Bolster it by stockin up on 7700 IPAs. Get five fridges and stock up but good. Let's bring these snowstorms home and put the Reaper out of business for good. We've got this!

We have a truly Olympic winnah. https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge The Ski Patrol will be TRULY, TRULY punked out.

Might need to write-up an unprecedented deb manifesto. For All-Time. But, we ARE getting the snow!

Who says we gotta wait 21 days? Gfs might be right. We might have a V-day hecs.

This thread is unbelievable! Some of these posts are so damned hilarious! Double jet signature, I really got a damned good deep belly laugh out of that one lol

I am all stocked up. I am stoked up, too. This is gonna be really fun! We are going to track this pattern completely to death and the Mid Atlantic is going to get shellacked but good by torrential snows!

More storms with heavy rain are inbound, HREF shows up to 3 inches in 24 hours. Bad night for low water crossings. We havent even had a decent chance to dry out! That nino is back lol Speakin of the Nino, Palisades Tahoe will get 4 inches tomm then 32 inches snow Sunday then another 18 inches Monday! Those ski patrol folks are gonna get all punked out! I might need to go up there and show 'em how to dig snow properly.

Mid Atlantic will be totally obliterated. Bank on it. You will all be digging deep snow for days and days.

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Mammoth got demolished last night as snow simply poured down! They got 14 inches! Major storm cycle in progress as yet another 17 inches pile up today! Massive refills in the white room into tonight! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge

We are gonna be tracking day and night. I can hardly wait.

Mammoth is ripping, epic rippage! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge

It's about time, George BM! I like this storm. I would be out digging snow throughout the Metropolitan Region during and well after the storm. I would be observing strict Jebman Standards.

Too damn BAD I am an old man. I will never ever figure out how to get that epic split flow on my avatar. It's 2024 and I got lost millennia ago lmfao

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I am gonna win the snowfall contest. NO ONE forecast near as much snow, as I did. We ARE gonna get that snow. You better get about twenty shovels and a metric ton of whatever you use to stay awake because we are gonna be trackin' DAY AND NIGHT! We are gonna be tracking storms so much the models will be in our dreams lmao. Except that these dreams will come gloriously true!

JEBMAN STANDARDS Just what are Jebman Standards? Jebman standards are not for the faint hearted or lazy. If you aim to shovel by Jebman Standards you are channeling my enthusiasm for digging snow at its best. Warning: Most people will think you are crazy. That said you will be doing the best shoveling job ever seen. NO ONE shovels by Jebman Standards. Most people are too damn lazy. You will be setting a very high bar for snow shoveling standards. You lovingly shovel all the snow on all of your walkways. Full width! Get a scraper. Pile the snow on the north sides of sunlight blocking objects. Pile it ridiculously high along the sidewalks. Shovel all of the snow from EIGHT FEET around cars and trucks. No exceptions!!!!!!!! Use this snow to make seriously tall piles! Wave your freak flag high! When I made my Dad weep with embarrassment, I knew I was truly accomplishing Jebman Standards. I was totally unabashed about my adoration of snow, ice and vodka cold at all times. If you are shoveling the snow on the corners of a block, say in Dale City, where the sidewalk becomes 8 to 10 feet wide, shovel the FULL SIDEWALK WIDTH!!!!!!! Pile that snow very very high! When you do that, you will TRULY be channeling your inner Jebman! Publish photos of your handiwork online too! Plows love to make twenty foot piles of snow at corners during KU magnitude snowstorms! Make a three foot wide path thru that pile, just to demonstrate to everyone that you indeed CAN shovel by true Jebman Standards! You don't want to make pedestrians have to walk around that KU Pile! You know what to do with the snow! Pile it up very high! Show everyone how much you love snow! That's the whole idea! You need to shovel all of the snow from your driveway entrance! Pile it all up! If the plow seals you in with an eleven foot snow berm, dig that too! The whole idea is to be lovingly obsessed with snow! Pile the snow extremely high! Bonus standards: Remove snow from the road and Pile it up! I used to send my dad into an embarrassed rage doing that! I was so terminally obsessed with snow! Everyone in Glendale in Dale City knew it! I often did a better job removing snow than the Plows lmfao!!!!!! Key here is remove every last bit of the snow with a shovel and Pile it up!

Just wow! It is high time for all out snow mania! Workin on some snow manifestos lmao There is so much potent sugar up in here, that we will all have terminal diabetes by Feb 15! Might need some serious anti bipolar meds lmfao too! Anyone up for the 00z model runs lol? And the 6z model runs? Is it possible we could be setting up for March 13 1993 but this time the storm is 40/70 Benchmark for Washington DC? Meaning in kindergarten English, that the area of torrential snow obliterates the DC area, instead of the Alleghenies like last time? We need a massive DT WOOF!!!!!!!

Okay now I see why everyone is so damned excited lmao! Get stocked up on whatever you use to stay awake! Stock up on shovels, snowblowers and a billion of the best IPA's! You guys are about a quintillion times more excited about snow than I have ever been earlier this season! Everyone is talkin' KU's and BECS'ses! Dr. Seuss and weather? Damn you guys caught the snow mania really, superlatively BAD this time! PSU is full-on Jebman Excited about snow! Never seen this! Strap yourselves in tight, gonna be an exciting wild ride!