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  1. Jebman
    The DMV needs a storm like that badly
  2. Jebman
    Earlier today at Mammoth, I watched this guy WITH A SHOVEL trying to dig out the stairway near the elephant. He got exhausted quickly. He was NOT practicing proper Jebman Standards. He has a PIDDLY little two-foot wide path leading to the stairs. The entire region was bracketed by 39 inches of snow yesterday! The ENTIRE path needs to be as wide as the stairway! Poor thing needed to use a snowblower. He was soooooooo tired. That place got totally palisaded by snow, and is still getting heavy snows! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam Main Lodge already has another 2-5 inches on the ground and you can clearly see the snow pouring down! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge Its high fooking time I got up there with my shovel and straighten these yokels out about how to dig snow! Its ONLY three feet of snow!
  3. Jebman
    Its gonna bring rain to Texas then a BIG storm will blow up and lumber into the Mid Atlantic, laden with lots and lots of heavy snow. Tracker will yell FOLKS so damn loud even all of us down in the Southwest will hear it.
  4. Jebman
    I emphatically second that. We are heading into a very incredible pattern. I am getting very excited for you guys later this month and in March.
  5. Jebman
    Low els in Cal are getting biblical amounts of rain while the mountains are getting Palisaded completely to death. https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam The elephant pedestal is one huge drift! The plow operator is exhausted! I might have to go up there and show them how to dig snow! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge Landmarks in mammoth are getting snowed in. I have been scopelocked on that place since August 2023. Its ridonculous what is happening to the wooly camera parking lot. They cant keep up with the snow. Its also blowing around really bad! The patio where the lights are, is a DISGRACE! That guy with the shovel gave up! No way they are already punked out! That snowpack is piling up! They need to pick their lazy azzes up off of the couch, quit stuffing those damn jelly doughnuts in their fat azz faces, and grab that shovel and start digging snow! I could keep up with it! Mammoth, dont make me have to come up there and you will have an OLD MAN show you how to dig snow! It aint that deep! Its ONLY a couple of feet! Get that snow shoveled off that patio! It better be piled high, too! If only south central Texas could get a taste of that AR. Damn. We need more rain against the summer of 2024.
  6. Jebman
    I have got my work cut out for me lol
  7. Jebman
    LMFAO
  8. Jebman
    Palisades Tahoe has been closed due to multiple feet of new snow.
  9. Jebman
    Where is that? Imma gonna go there and dig lots of snow and pile it high!
  10. Jebman
    Not even a place like Mammoth Lakes would be enough for me. I was so damn obsessed with snow they thew a huge keg party when I left north VA in 2018. Not even 5000 inches of snow a winter would be enough for me. I am a TERMINAL snow obsession case with urgent intervention indicated. I was like this when I was only five, lol. Snow is like money and terrific sex. You can never get enough!!!
  11. Jebman
    We have a winnah.
  12. Jebman
    It IS gonna snow folks. Just a little more patience. The storms will be there. The pattern is going to turn awesome, we will be happily tracking, and enthusiastic snow weenies will be flying! Some of you will be so elated, that you will be in orbit! You wanna see how we will get demolished? Take a good, long look at Mammoth today. A 20 inch hecs is not out of the question. This is one hell of an incredible pattern we are heading into. https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam
  13. Jebman
    You guys are gonna get demolished. I can feel it in my bones. It may happen several times, too. You are DUE. It's coming. Do NOT forget the Scraff Beer Fridge Index. Bolster it by stockin up on 7700 IPAs. Get five fridges and stock up but good. Let's bring these snowstorms home and put the Reaper out of business for good. We've got this!
  14. Jebman
    We have a truly Olympic winnah. https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge The Ski Patrol will be TRULY, TRULY punked out.
  15. Jebman
    Might need to write-up an unprecedented deb manifesto. For All-Time. But, we ARE getting the snow!
  16. Jebman
    Who says we gotta wait 21 days? Gfs might be right. We might have a V-day hecs.
  17. Jebman
    This thread is unbelievable! Some of these posts are so damned hilarious! Double jet signature, I really got a damned good deep belly laugh out of that one lol
  18. Jebman
    I am all stocked up. I am stoked up, too. This is gonna be really fun! We are going to track this pattern completely to death and the Mid Atlantic is going to get shellacked but good by torrential snows!
  19. Jebman
    More storms with heavy rain are inbound, HREF shows up to 3 inches in 24 hours. Bad night for low water crossings. We havent even had a decent chance to dry out! That nino is back lol Speakin of the Nino, Palisades Tahoe will get 4 inches tomm then 32 inches snow Sunday then another 18 inches Monday! Those ski patrol folks are gonna get all punked out! I might need to go up there and show 'em how to dig snow properly.
  20. Jebman
    Mid Atlantic will be totally obliterated. Bank on it. You will all be digging deep snow for days and days.
  21. Jebman
    Classical sig material
  22. Jebman
    Mammoth got demolished last night as snow simply poured down! They got 14 inches! Major storm cycle in progress as yet another 17 inches pile up today! Massive refills in the white room into tonight! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge
  23. Jebman
    We are gonna be tracking day and night. I can hardly wait.
  24. Jebman
    Mammoth is ripping, epic rippage! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge
  25. Jebman
    It's about time, George BM! I like this storm. I would be out digging snow throughout the Metropolitan Region during and well after the storm. I would be observing strict Jebman Standards.
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