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  1. Jebman
    Gotta get that XXXXX porn on my av.
  2. Jebman
    Hey Ji! Digital blue! Digital blue!
  3. Jebman
    That does not look good. I am not gonna go out and shovel mangy mutts!
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    2014. Take a gander at my sig
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    ALEET ALEET! WOOF
  6. Jebman
    Its snowing AGAIN at Mammoth! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge
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    We. Have. A. WINNAH. Something historic this way comes. Award me a quadrillion hotdogs if you wish FOLKS but it's coming.
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    Wow Mammoth is getting DESTROYED again! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge They were ONLY supposed to get 2-4 inches but the snow just keeps POURING and POURING! Orography + atmospheric river FTW!!! At the rates they are experiencing, it is just PILING UP and PILING UP! On top of the 39 inches they ALREADY got, and 5 inches after that, and still more snow is pouring down! JUST HUGE HUGE AGGREGATES!
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    There's only one way to deal with a HECS Mouse. That creature will eat you out of house and home. It KNOWS a massive snowstorm is brewing. It knows the pattern is historic. Get a Cat. There's one way you KNOW you are gonna get destroyed by snow. You didnt get NAM'med, you got MOUSED.
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    Patience. The pattern is setting up. This is going to be a very fulfilling time in late Feb/early March. Multiple storms to track, stayin up all night to watch the heavy snow, then digging deep snow til you fall over lmao. You guys are going to get destroyed by snow. The usual suspects that get the higher amounts are going to experience near-palisades conditions. This jet stream means serious bisnass! The pattern does, too! It's going to be plenty cold and the moisture will be there! Models are going to be all over the place! Remember that. Its still coming.
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    Don't forget the five gallon containers of high octane gasoline.
  12. Jebman
    The DMV needs a storm like that badly
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    Earlier today at Mammoth, I watched this guy WITH A SHOVEL trying to dig out the stairway near the elephant. He got exhausted quickly. He was NOT practicing proper Jebman Standards. He has a PIDDLY little two-foot wide path leading to the stairs. The entire region was bracketed by 39 inches of snow yesterday! The ENTIRE path needs to be as wide as the stairway! Poor thing needed to use a snowblower. He was soooooooo tired. That place got totally palisaded by snow, and is still getting heavy snows! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam Main Lodge already has another 2-5 inches on the ground and you can clearly see the snow pouring down! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge Its high fooking time I got up there with my shovel and straighten these yokels out about how to dig snow! Its ONLY three feet of snow!
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    Its gonna bring rain to Texas then a BIG storm will blow up and lumber into the Mid Atlantic, laden with lots and lots of heavy snow. Tracker will yell FOLKS so damn loud even all of us down in the Southwest will hear it.
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    I emphatically second that. We are heading into a very incredible pattern. I am getting very excited for you guys later this month and in March.
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    Low els in Cal are getting biblical amounts of rain while the mountains are getting Palisaded completely to death. https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam The elephant pedestal is one huge drift! The plow operator is exhausted! I might have to go up there and show them how to dig snow! https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge Landmarks in mammoth are getting snowed in. I have been scopelocked on that place since August 2023. Its ridonculous what is happening to the wooly camera parking lot. They cant keep up with the snow. Its also blowing around really bad! The patio where the lights are, is a DISGRACE! That guy with the shovel gave up! No way they are already punked out! That snowpack is piling up! They need to pick their lazy azzes up off of the couch, quit stuffing those damn jelly doughnuts in their fat azz faces, and grab that shovel and start digging snow! I could keep up with it! Mammoth, dont make me have to come up there and you will have an OLD MAN show you how to dig snow! It aint that deep! Its ONLY a couple of feet! Get that snow shoveled off that patio! It better be piled high, too! If only south central Texas could get a taste of that AR. Damn. We need more rain against the summer of 2024.
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    I have got my work cut out for me lol
  18. Jebman
    LMFAO
  19. Jebman
    Palisades Tahoe has been closed due to multiple feet of new snow.
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    Where is that? Imma gonna go there and dig lots of snow and pile it high!
  21. Jebman
    Not even a place like Mammoth Lakes would be enough for me. I was so damn obsessed with snow they thew a huge keg party when I left north VA in 2018. Not even 5000 inches of snow a winter would be enough for me. I am a TERMINAL snow obsession case with urgent intervention indicated. I was like this when I was only five, lol. Snow is like money and terrific sex. You can never get enough!!!
  22. Jebman
    We have a winnah.
  23. Jebman
    It IS gonna snow folks. Just a little more patience. The storms will be there. The pattern is going to turn awesome, we will be happily tracking, and enthusiastic snow weenies will be flying! Some of you will be so elated, that you will be in orbit! You wanna see how we will get demolished? Take a good, long look at Mammoth today. A 20 inch hecs is not out of the question. This is one hell of an incredible pattern we are heading into. https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/woolly-cam
  24. Jebman
    You guys are gonna get demolished. I can feel it in my bones. It may happen several times, too. You are DUE. It's coming. Do NOT forget the Scraff Beer Fridge Index. Bolster it by stockin up on 7700 IPAs. Get five fridges and stock up but good. Let's bring these snowstorms home and put the Reaper out of business for good. We've got this!
  25. Jebman
    We have a truly Olympic winnah. https://www.mammothmountain.com/on-the-mountain/mammoth-webcam/main-lodge The Ski Patrol will be TRULY, TRULY punked out.
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